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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 02:48:53 PM
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My birthday just happens to be tomorrow and my wife has come through...BIG TIME!! My wonderfully beautiful and large breasted wife surprised me today with 2 tickets for us to go to the game tomorrow! Also, I have been assured that I will be well taken care of for my birthday this weekend. Yea - life is good!
See all you pimps tomorrow!!
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:lynchmob:
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How fat is your wife? 2 bills?
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How fat is your wife? 2 bills?
Not fat at all douche. Go on being a stupid dick that you are so great at.
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Congrats, sleeze. Happy motorboating.
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definitely gonna need proof/pics
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goddam, PurpleSleezyE is going to party like Farley tomorrow.
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I nominate purplesleezyE for poster of the week
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goddam, PurpleSleezyE is going to party like Farley tomorrow.
Word!!!
Cats win + Taco Johns + Motorboating = great f*cking birthday!!
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Are we talking D's?
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well love is love and not fade away
congrats dude
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don't take your wife, or her incredibly large breasts near fanningksu.
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe382%2Filovesalembaptist%2FBoobies.jpg&hash=842dfb394f2578c88ae103be640876b23aaf7089)
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Are we talking D's?
D's and still perfectly perky too! Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!!!
:excited:
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:kstategrad: <--- but with large breasts
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Are we talking D's?
D's and still perfectly perky too! Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!!!
:excited:
man, i want to party with this guy
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As hyphenated adjectives, "large-breasted" takes the cake and jumps out of it.
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Man I'm so jealous of PurpleSleezyE right now :frown:
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you know, if you just read the first few posts in this thread, it doesn't appear that it will all work out for PSE, but here we are at the bottom of page 1 and it turned out pretty good for ol' SleezyE bags. great work everyone :thumbs:
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you know, if you just read the first few posts in this thread, it doesn't appear that it will all work out for PSE, but here we are at the bottom of page 1 and it turned out pretty good for ol' SleezyE bags. great work everyone :thumbs:
YOU JUST NEVER KNOW :D
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'grats, PurpleSleezyE!
I offer you this poem by felix rex:
What happy morn breaks!
Two tickets to the big show
Wedged in her bosom
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was the large breast part necessary? congrats on the tickets.
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was the large breast part necessary? congrats on the tickets.
They were completely necessary. Part of the birthday present involves those breasts among other awesome things like KSU tickets and Taco Johns.
I am a simple man in life and breasts take things up a notch.
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You think there's anyway sclams' can get in on this action? :dunno: (ftp://:dunno:) Have a great bday Sleezy! :AA: (ftp://:AA:) <---But D's
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Are we talking D's?
D's and still perfectly perky too! Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!!!
:excited:
You lucky dog you... HAPPY BDAY!
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Just checked out this thread for the second time. Man oh man, these sound like some choice Tits/Tickets. WOW!
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Just checked out this thread for the second time. Man oh man, these sound like some choice Tits/Tickets. WOW!
WHAMMY!
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pics of the wife or it didn'thappen. :lynchmob:
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pics of the wife or it didn'thappen. :lynchmob:
leave it to a squawk to get all perv on this beautiful thread
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Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them. The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs.
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Slammy dammy bing bong!
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Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them. The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs.
Same here, but without the tickets. :curse: DD's though. :excited:
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Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them. The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs.
Same here, but without the tickets. :curse: DD's though. :excited:
TBL, you sound like a perv. Nobody cares about your wife's breasts.
SleezyE, congrats!
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Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them. The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs.
Same here, but without the tickets. :curse: DD's though. :excited:
TBL, you sound like a perv. Nobody cares about your wife's breasts.
SleezyE, congrats!
No wife. Girlfriend. :fatty:
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Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them. The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs.
Man, I was enjoying the contentment and happiness of this tread then wammy you flash FUN JUGS at me. I may not make it past the game tomorrow without rubbing one out. :fatty:
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Fun jugs is a pretty sweet hybrid. :fatty:
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Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them. The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs.
Same here, but without the tickets. :curse: DD's though. :excited:
I guess you should be the one to get this then... :AA: (ftp://:AA:) <----but D's. Now piss off and quit trying to hog in sleezy's bday.. :shakesfist: (ftp://:shakesfist:)
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Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them. The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs.
Same here, but without the tickets. :curse: DD's though. :excited:
I guess you should be the one to get this then... :AA: (ftp://:AA:) <----but D's. Now piss off and quit trying to hog in sleezy's bday.. :shakesfist: (ftp://:shakesfist:)
:cry:
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Herp-Derp . . . Oh Yeah!!
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Hey who likes big titties SAY YEAH!
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PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets? As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions? OH YEAH!
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PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets? As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions? OH YEAH!
doesn't sound, from his excitement, that it happens all that much. also doesn't sound like he gets crappy tacos very often. good for him though. OH YEAH1
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Sounds like his wife may have a "one-visit-per-week" policy set up at the ol' snack bar.
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PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets? As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions? OH YEAH!
I'd be really jelous if he lived a life where everyday he got great cats tickets and got down with fat lady lumps.
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PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets? As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions? OH YEAH!
Excellent questions. I typically get tickets from work. As a the rainmaker for my company, I usually get tickets for 3 or 4 games a year. Because of OU coming to town, the owners decided to take all the tickets for this one. So, I assumed I would just chill out in a bar drinking apple martinis with the other losers.
Turns out, my hoot-blessed wife had asked the owners if the tickets would be available last month. When she was told no, she went into stealth mode. Behind the scenes stuff here. So, I got a big ass powercat cake and tickets today.
As for the creamy melons, those are always in play. She is not one to keep those to herself and understands that she has great ta-ta's.
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PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets? As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions? OH YEAH!
Excellent questions. I typically get tickets from work. As a the rainmaker for my company, I usually get tickets for 3 or 4 games a year. Because of OU coming to town, the owners decided to take all the tickets for this one. So, I assumed I would just chill out in a bar drinking apple martinis with the other losers.
Turns out, my hoot-blessed wife had asked the owners if the tickets would be available last month. When she was told no, she went into stealth mode. Behind the scenes stuff here. So, I got a big ass powercat cake and tickets today.
As for the creamy melons, those are always in play. She is not one to keep those to herself and understands that she has great ta-ta's.
speechless
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OH YEAH!
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Hemmys printer never stood a chance. O my.
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Sounds like his wife may have a "one-visit-per-week" policy set up at the ol' snack bar.
Would explain excitement beyond big game. I can feel the hunger in his words. Man I'm jealous! :lick:
Nevermind
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sounds like your boss may have motor boated your wife.
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How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs? To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford. I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting. Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am. OH MAN!
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I am picturing Beverly D'angelo in family vacation. CHAMPAGNE YEAH!
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1) I'm picturing Coco-T's sized jugs.
2) Very real chance the ginormous played a role in the "stealth mode" operation.
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How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs? To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford. I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting. Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am. OH MAN!
I'm done, my junks coming out of my trunk. :drool:
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Since I'm assuming these are BIG NATURALS (<--nickname I'm using for sleazy off-and-on now) and also off good beef-raised Kansas stock, I'm picturing a pigtailed blond with the frame of a Viking wet-nurse. BING BONG!
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And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
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And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
and what a pleasure it is. :fatty:
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And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
and what a pleasure it is. :fatty:
:horrorsurprise: :thumbs:
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PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets? As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions? OH YEAH!
crappy tacos
You son of a bitch :curse: the amazing Oles make the tacos elite
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And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
and what a pleasure it is. :fatty:
:horrorsurprise: :thumbs:
contextually, these emots make it worse
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Since I'm assuming these are BIG NATURALS (<--nickname I'm using for sleazy off-and-on now) and also off good beef-raised Kansas stock, I'm picturing a pigtailed blond with the frame of a Viking wet-nurse. BING BONG!
This is surprising close, just replace blond with auburn hair. And HELL YES...all natural and wonderful!
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And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
and what a pleasure it is. :fatty:
:horrorsurprise: :thumbs:
contextually, these emots make it worse
:lol:
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PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets? As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions? OH YEAH!
crappy tacos
You son of a bitch :curse: the amazing Oles make the tacos elite
The tacos are elite and the Oles just add to the eliteness.
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How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs? To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford. I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting. Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am. OH MAN!
I'm going with Monica Lewinsky.
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How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs? To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford. I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting. Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am. OH MAN!
I'm going with Monica Lewinsky.
Without the stains maybe :love:
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How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs? To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford. I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting. Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am. OH MAN!
I'm going with Monica Lewinsky.
Without the stains maybe :love:
Be careful. Katdaddy is apparently looking to frost those cupcakes.
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Gize, I thought for sure when my head hit the pillow tonight I'd be dreaming of #7 deflecting a pass/intercept in the 4th qtr and going to the house for the game winning t.d. with 1.23 seconds left in the game. But now I'm thinking it's going to be of sleezees' wifes' glorious creamy melons? It also might be of hand puppets because I'm taking a vicadin and slugging in down with booze so I can get some quality sleep but hopin' for the creamy melons gize, hopin' for the melons...
Here's to you once again BigSleeze! :party: (ftp://:party:)
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MOD EDIT: Don't post this crap on here you dumbass
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KITN just finished this one for the night! Time to go enjoy my b-day present(s).
See you all tomorrow at the Bill!!!
Oct. 29th, SleezyE's B-day, and the day Stoops eats poops!!
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I'm really hoping that girl is saying "Danny".
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I'm really hoping that girl is saying "Danny".
No, it's definitely Daddy. Oh yes daddy, Katdaddy! Feels so good to be needed. :party:
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this thread just went from fun to creepy in one awful post
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this thread just went from fun to creepy in one awful post
:lol: I was dreaming about those ta-tas all night. Now it back to reality; let's kick some redneck scum sucking schooner riding methheads asses! :crossfingers:
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Steve Dave, you are an enormous pussy.
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Steve Dave, you are an enormous pussy.
Careful. All this talk of enormous sex organs is gonna get Katdaddy riled up again. :sdeek:
:thumbs: (<--choking reference)
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I'm imagining Elvira's bosom.
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So did you have a nice birthday? Well??
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So did you have a nice birthday? Well??
I think I can answer for PSleazyE, I had her serval times friday night. Wait strike that, I just realized it was only wet dreams. Also, didn't eat anykind of tacos and seen a game I wish I won't have seen. All kidding aside, I too hope PSleazyE had a great B-day; and wishing he was too drunk to see much of the game by halftime. :party:
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It's all bullshit without pics.