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Title: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 02:48:53 PM
My birthday just happens to be tomorrow and my wife has come through...BIG TIME!!  My wonderfully beautiful and large breasted wife surprised me today with 2 tickets for us to go to the game tomorrow!  Also, I have been assured that I will be well taken care of for my birthday this weekend.  Yea - life is good!

See all you pimps tomorrow!! 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: 'taterblast on October 28, 2011, 02:49:59 PM
 :lynchmob:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: jtksu on October 28, 2011, 02:50:20 PM
How fat is your wife?  2 bills?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 02:51:31 PM
How fat is your wife?  2 bills?

Not fat at all douche.  Go on being a stupid dick that you are so great at. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 02:52:55 PM
Congrats, sleeze. Happy motorboating.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: hatingfrancisco on October 28, 2011, 02:53:17 PM
definitely gonna need proof/pics
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 28, 2011, 02:53:25 PM
goddam, PurpleSleezyE is going to party like Farley tomorrow.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 02:59:58 PM
I nominate purplesleezyE for poster of the week
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 03:01:29 PM
goddam, PurpleSleezyE is going to party like Farley tomorrow.

Word!!! 

Cats win + Taco Johns + Motorboating = great f*cking birthday!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: AppleJack on October 28, 2011, 03:02:23 PM
Are we talking D's?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: mcmwcat on October 28, 2011, 03:02:38 PM
well love is love and not fade away

congrats dude
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: wes mantooth on October 28, 2011, 03:04:00 PM
don't take your wife, or her incredibly large breasts near fanningksu. 

Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: Gooch on October 28, 2011, 03:04:03 PM
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 03:09:02 PM
Are we talking D's?

D's and still perfectly perky too!  Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!!!
 :excited:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: AbeFroman on October 28, 2011, 03:21:35 PM
:kstategrad: <--- but with large breasts
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: wes mantooth on October 28, 2011, 03:25:29 PM
Are we talking D's?

D's and still perfectly perky too!  Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!!!
 :excited:

man, i want to party with this guy
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 03:27:28 PM
As hyphenated adjectives, "large-breasted" takes the cake and jumps out of it.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: FP TC etc. on October 28, 2011, 03:41:28 PM
Man I'm so jealous of PurpleSleezyE right now  :frown:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: mocat on October 28, 2011, 04:15:43 PM
you know, if you just read the first few posts in this thread, it doesn't appear that it will all work out for PSE, but here we are at the bottom of page 1 and it turned out pretty good for ol' SleezyE bags. great work everyone  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: wes mantooth on October 28, 2011, 04:31:24 PM
you know, if you just read the first few posts in this thread, it doesn't appear that it will all work out for PSE, but here we are at the bottom of page 1 and it turned out pretty good for ol' SleezyE bags. great work everyone  :thumbs:

YOU JUST NEVER KNOW  :D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: MadCat on October 28, 2011, 04:31:50 PM
'grats, PurpleSleezyE!

I offer you this poem by felix rex:
Code: [Select]
What happy morn breaks!
Two tickets to the big show
Wedged in her bosom
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: fatty fat fat on October 28, 2011, 04:32:03 PM
was the large breast part necessary? congrats on the tickets.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 06:17:58 PM
was the large breast part necessary? congrats on the tickets.

They were completely necessary.  Part of the birthday present involves those breasts among other awesome things like KSU tickets and Taco Johns.

I am a simple man in life and breasts take things up a notch. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: I_have_purplewood on October 28, 2011, 07:11:04 PM
You think there's anyway sclams' can get in on this action?  :dunno: (ftp://:dunno:)  Have a great bday Sleezy!   :AA: (ftp://:AA:) <---But D's
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: Katpappy on October 28, 2011, 07:45:34 PM
Are we talking D's?

D's and still perfectly perky too!  Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!!!
 :excited:
You lucky dog you... HAPPY BDAY!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 07:47:03 PM
Just checked out this thread for the second time.  Man oh man, these sound like some choice Tits/Tickets.  WOW!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: wes mantooth on October 28, 2011, 07:49:53 PM
Just checked out this thread for the second time.  Man oh man, these sound like some choice Tits/Tickets.  WOW!

WHAMMY!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: kcnut on October 28, 2011, 08:13:47 PM
pics of the wife or it didn'thappen.   :lynchmob:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: wes mantooth on October 28, 2011, 08:17:14 PM
pics of the wife or it didn'thappen.   :lynchmob:

leave it to a squawk to get all perv on this beautiful thread
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 08:28:30 PM
Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them.  The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 28, 2011, 08:37:08 PM
Slammy dammy bing bong!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: TBL on October 28, 2011, 08:43:41 PM
Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them.  The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs. 


Same here, but without the tickets.  :curse:  DD's though.  :excited:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: ChiComCat on October 28, 2011, 08:46:20 PM
Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them.  The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs. 


Same here, but without the tickets.  :curse:  DD's though.  :excited:

TBL, you sound like a perv.  Nobody cares about your wife's breasts.

SleezyE, congrats!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: TBL on October 28, 2011, 08:48:31 PM
Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them.  The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs. 


Same here, but without the tickets.  :curse:  DD's though.  :excited:

TBL, you sound like a perv.  Nobody cares about your wife's breasts.

SleezyE, congrats!

No wife. Girlfriend.   :fatty:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: Katpappy on October 28, 2011, 08:48:46 PM
Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them.  The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs. 

Man, I was enjoying the contentment and happiness of this tread then wammy you flash FUN JUGS at me.  I may not make it past the game tomorrow without rubbing one out.  :fatty:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: jtksu on October 28, 2011, 08:53:38 PM
Fun jugs is a pretty sweet hybrid.  :fatty:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: I_have_purplewood on October 28, 2011, 08:54:09 PM
Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them.  The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs. 


Same here, but without the tickets.  :curse:  DD's though.  :excited:

I guess you should be the one to get this then... :AA: (ftp://:AA:) <----but D's.  Now piss off and quit trying to hog in sleezy's bday.. :shakesfist: (ftp://:shakesfist:)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: TBL on October 28, 2011, 08:55:54 PM
Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them.  The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs. 


Same here, but without the tickets.  :curse:  DD's though.  :excited:

I guess you should be the one to get this then... :AA: (ftp://:AA:) <----but D's.  Now piss off and quit trying to hog in sleezy's bday.. :shakesfist: (ftp://:shakesfist:)

 :cry:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 28, 2011, 08:59:00 PM
Herp-Derp . . . Oh Yeah!!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: AppleJack on October 28, 2011, 09:03:46 PM
Hey who likes big titties SAY YEAH!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 09:13:47 PM
PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets?  As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions?  OH YEAH!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: wes mantooth on October 28, 2011, 09:21:34 PM
PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets?  As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions?  OH YEAH!

doesn't sound, from his excitement, that it happens all that much.  also doesn't sound like he gets crappy tacos very often.  good for him though.  OH YEAH1
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 09:25:26 PM
Sounds like his wife may have a "one-visit-per-week" policy set up at the ol' snack bar.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 28, 2011, 09:27:01 PM
PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets?  As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions?  OH YEAH!

I'd be really jelous if he lived a life where everyday he got great cats tickets and got down with fat lady lumps.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 09:33:01 PM
PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets?  As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions?  OH YEAH!

Excellent questions.  I typically get tickets from work.  As a the rainmaker for my company, I usually get tickets for 3 or 4 games a year.  Because of OU coming to town, the owners decided to take all the tickets for this one.  So, I assumed I would just chill out in a bar drinking apple martinis with the other losers.  

Turns out, my hoot-blessed wife had asked the owners if the tickets would be available last month.  When she was told no, she went into stealth mode.  Behind the scenes stuff here.  So, I got a big ass powercat cake and tickets today.  

As for the creamy melons, those are always in play.  She is not one to keep those to herself and understands that she has great ta-ta's.


Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: wes mantooth on October 28, 2011, 09:35:13 PM
PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets?  As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions?  OH YEAH!

Excellent questions.  I typically get tickets from work.  As a the rainmaker for my company, I usually get tickets for 3 or 4 games a year.  Because of OU coming to town, the owners decided to take all the tickets for this one.  So, I assumed I would just chill out in a bar drinking apple martinis with the other losers.  

Turns out, my hoot-blessed wife had asked the owners if the tickets would be available last month.  When she was told no, she went into stealth mode.  Behind the scenes stuff here.  So, I got a big ass powercat cake and tickets today.  

As for the creamy melons, those are always in play.  She is not one to keep those to herself and understands that she has great ta-ta's.




speechless
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Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 09:35:25 PM
OH YEAH!
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Post by: wetwillie on October 28, 2011, 09:36:13 PM
Hemmys printer never stood a chance. O my.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: Katpappy on October 28, 2011, 09:38:43 PM
Sounds like his wife may have a "one-visit-per-week" policy set up at the ol' snack bar.
Would explain excitement beyond big game.  I can feel the hunger in his words.  Man I'm jealous!  :lick:
Nevermind
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 09:39:11 PM
sounds like your boss may have motor boated your wife.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 09:40:56 PM
How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs?  To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford.  I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting.  Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am.  OH MAN!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 09:43:14 PM
I am picturing Beverly D'angelo in family vacation. CHAMPAGNE YEAH!
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Post by: jtksu on October 28, 2011, 09:43:31 PM
1)  I'm picturing Coco-T's sized jugs.
2)  Very real chance the ginormous played a role in the "stealth mode" operation.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: Katpappy on October 28, 2011, 09:44:32 PM
How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs?  To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford.  I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting.  Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am.  OH MAN!
I'm done, my junks coming out of my trunk.  :drool:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 09:45:47 PM
Since I'm assuming these are BIG NATURALS (<--nickname I'm using for sleazy off-and-on now) and also off good beef-raised Kansas stock, I'm picturing a pigtailed blond with the frame of a Viking wet-nurse. BING BONG!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 09:47:50 PM
And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: Katpappy on October 28, 2011, 09:51:15 PM
And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
and what a pleasure it is.  :fatty:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: kim carnes on October 28, 2011, 09:58:50 PM
And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
and what a pleasure it is.  :fatty:

 :horrorsurprise:  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: MakeItRain on October 28, 2011, 09:59:39 PM
PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets?  As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions?  OH YEAH!
crappy tacos

You son of a bitch :curse: the amazing Oles make the tacos elite
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 10:01:31 PM
And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
and what a pleasure it is.  :fatty:

 :horrorsurprise:  :thumbs:

contextually, these emots make it worse
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 10:03:19 PM
Since I'm assuming these are BIG NATURALS (<--nickname I'm using for sleazy off-and-on now) and also off good beef-raised Kansas stock, I'm picturing a pigtailed blond with the frame of a Viking wet-nurse. BING BONG!

This is surprising close, just replace blond with auburn hair.  And HELL YES...all natural and wonderful!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: DQ12 on October 28, 2011, 10:04:40 PM
And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
and what a pleasure it is.  :fatty:

 :horrorsurprise:  :thumbs:

contextually, these emots make it worse
:lol:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 10:04:48 PM
PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets?  As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions?  OH YEAH!
crappy tacos

You son of a bitch :curse: the amazing Oles make the tacos elite

The tacos are elite and the Oles just add to the eliteness.  
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 28, 2011, 10:05:42 PM
How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs?  To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford.  I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting.  Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am.  OH MAN!

I'm going with Monica Lewinsky.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 10:13:11 PM
How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs?  To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford.  I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting.  Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am.  OH MAN!

I'm going with Monica Lewinsky.

Without the stains maybe  :love:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 10:15:50 PM
How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs?  To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford.  I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting.  Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am.  OH MAN!

I'm going with Monica Lewinsky.

Without the stains maybe  :love:

Be careful. Katdaddy is apparently looking to frost those cupcakes.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: I_have_purplewood on October 28, 2011, 10:17:50 PM
Gize, I thought for sure when my head hit the pillow tonight I'd be dreaming of #7 deflecting a pass/intercept in the 4th qtr and going to the house for the game winning t.d. with 1.23 seconds left in the game.  But now I'm thinking it's going to be of sleezees' wifes' glorious creamy melons?  It also might be of hand puppets because I'm taking a vicadin and slugging in down with booze so I can get some quality sleep but hopin' for the creamy melons gize, hopin' for the melons...  


Here's to you once again BigSleeze!    :party: (ftp://:party:)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: KITNfury on October 28, 2011, 10:19:20 PM
MOD EDIT:  Don't post this crap on here you dumbass
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 10:26:17 PM
KITN just finished this one for the night!  Time to go enjoy my b-day present(s). 

See you all tomorrow at the Bill!!!

Oct. 29th, SleezyE's B-day, and the day Stoops eats poops!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 10:30:57 PM
I'm really hoping that girl is saying "Danny".
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: Katpappy on October 28, 2011, 10:36:36 PM
I'm really hoping that girl is saying "Danny".
No, it's definitely Daddy. Oh yes daddy, Katdaddy!  Feels so good to be needed.  :party:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: steve dave on October 29, 2011, 07:26:27 AM
this thread just went from fun to creepy in one awful post
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: Katpappy on October 29, 2011, 07:43:23 AM
this thread just went from fun to creepy in one awful post
:lol: I was dreaming about those ta-tas all night.  Now it back to reality; let's kick some redneck scum sucking schooner riding methheads asses!  :crossfingers:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: KITNfury on October 29, 2011, 11:39:53 AM
Steve Dave, you are an enormous pussy.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: felix rex on October 29, 2011, 11:53:23 AM
Steve Dave, you are an enormous pussy.

Careful. All this talk of enormous sex organs is gonna get Katdaddy riled up again.  :sdeek:
                                                                                                                  :thumbs:   (<--choking reference)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: ew2x4 on October 29, 2011, 11:55:58 AM
I'm imagining Elvira's bosom.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: I_have_purplewood on October 30, 2011, 08:05:49 PM
So did you have a nice birthday?  Well??
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: Katpappy on October 30, 2011, 08:36:39 PM
So did you have a nice birthday?  Well??
I think I can answer for PSleazyE, I had her serval times friday night.  Wait strike that, I just realized it was only wet dreams.  Also, didn't eat anykind of tacos and seen a game I wish I won't have seen.  All kidding aside, I too hope PSleazyE had a great B-day; and wishing he was too drunk to see much of the game by halftime.  :party:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
Post by: Barry McCockner on October 30, 2011, 08:40:48 PM
It's all bullshit without pics.