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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: CHONGS on October 21, 2011, 09:19:06 PM
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I do a very very good Barack Obama impersonation.
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I can put one of my legs over my head. :fatty: can also do headstand, handstand, and tripod.
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I have been know to , on occasion, run in a straight line much faster than you would expect.
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I'm a skilled pianist.
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I have painted several moderately well received frescos.
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I can play 7 brass instruments, do the finger/knife stab really fast between the fingers thing fater than any of you though possible, herd cattle on foot better than any 7 of you on horse/4wheeler.
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I once bowled a 279 and was voted second team all-metro my sophomore year of high school.
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I can play 7 brass instruments, do the finger/knife stab really fast between the fingers thing fater than any of you though possible, herd cattle on foot better than any 7 of you on horse/4wheeler.
:nono: Steve, I can herd cattle on a 4/wheeler like you wouldn't believe.
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I can play 7 brass instruments, do the finger/knife stab really fast between the fingers thing fater than any of you though possible, herd cattle on foot better than any 7 of you on horse/4wheeler.
:nono: Steve, I can herd cattle on a 4/wheeler like you wouldn't believe.
its a not a hidden talent if you brag about it every other day kim...
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I can play 7 brass instruments, do the finger/knife stab really fast between the fingers thing fater than any of you though possible, herd cattle on foot better than any 7 of you on horse/4wheeler.
:nono: Steve, I can herd cattle on a 4/wheeler like you wouldn't believe.
its a not a hidden talent if you brag about it every other day kim...
good point, but I just couldn't stand here and let Steve throw that in my face.
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I can play 7 brass instruments, do the finger/knife stab really fast between the fingers thing fater than any of you though possible, herd cattle on foot better than any 7 of you on horse/4wheeler.
:nono: Steve, I can herd cattle on a 4/wheeler like you wouldn't believe.
its a not a hidden talent if you brag about it every other day kim...
good point, but I just couldn't stand here and let Steve throw that in my face.
Its too bad being humble wan't a hidden talent of yours....
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I'm damn good at laser tag
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i once got a hole-in-one in a game of putt putt with my eyes closed.
yeah, it was one of those holes where it's straight ahead with no obstacles, but that's still pretty impressive.
what i'm getting at is that i'm pretty talented at putt putt'ing. not sure about golf, have ever played.
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I am better than anyone any of you know at standardized intelligence tests
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I'm a really good cook
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I'm really good at juggling.
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i'm pretty good at handling wild rodents without getting bitten. i doubt if people get that vibe from looking at me, and i don't go around telling everyone every second day, so it qualifies as hidden. it may be a skill though, and not a talent.
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i'm pretty good at handling wild rodents without getting bitten. i doubt if people get that vibe from looking at me, and i don't go around telling everyone every second day, so it qualifies as hidden. it may be a skill though, and not a talent.
gross
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better than anyone in the
world universe at the golf-ball-on-the-tee-snow-globe-thingy :comehere:
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pretty good at the following voices: kermit t frog, arnold swartzanegger, mark levin, gru, larry the cable guy, maybe all mike myers characters, mostly all dana carvey ones, sean connery, scooby doo, roger rabbit, dr. doofenshmirtz, harvey firestein, gary pinkel (or just a normal person talking between spoonfuls of breakfast cereal), and more more more
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proficient at the following accents: english (posh, cockney, bbc newspersons, and more!), australian, scottish, irish, german, russian, spanish, various american ones: northern, southern, chicagoan, bostonian, maybe new yorker, I go to other places and disappear like a secret agent from the movies. guys I'm serious
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better than anyone in the world universe at the golf-ball-on-the-tee-snow-globe-thingy :comehere:
Man. THIS is so true.
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chunkles, that's very impressive. you should do a podcast.
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I'm an exceptional bingo player.
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Chunkles doing a mark levin voice impression might just kill me, if he can really replicate the unique whining pitch that guy has I don't think I could control the hilarity that would ensue.
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Fighting
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I have this weird thing that when I watch a football or baseball game, I will see an obscure player and before they say or show his name I will know it. When it is really a no name dude, I always wonder why the hell I knew who it was. :dunno: Probably osmosis or something from watching so many games.
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I used to be really good at memorizing the skill levels of Tecmo Super Bowl players. (the baseline for good RBs is 38-69-40 for speed; if you're defensive hit power is 69 or higher you can consistently run over offensive players with a hit power at 13; Jim Jensen is an absurdly good backup TE for the Dolphins; the Raiders have more speed on their bench than most teams have in the starting lineup; Steelers' backup WR Dwight Stone was inexplicably the best kickoff returner on the game; don't buy into the instruction booklet hype about "a rejuvenated Blair Thomas and a developing Freeman McNeil"<--why the eff do I remember that phrase?).
See, all that was without looking anything up or having played the game for 8 years or so. To be fair, most people already knew that last one. Also, skinnybenny will lead the charge of people going apeshit about knowing more/being better, etc.
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Maybe related, I also placed 2nd at the state math contest 3 consecutive years in grade school. The same Indian kid beat me every year. Consequently, I still consider myself the "people's champion" since they had to import a kid to beat me.
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Maybe related, I also placed 2nd at the state math contest 3 consecutive years in grade school. The same Indian kid beat me every year. Consequently, I still consider myself the "people's champion" since they had to import a kid to beat me.
i'll allow it, provided you could beat the other kid at tecmo super bowl
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Maybe related, I also placed 2nd at the state math contest 3 consecutive years in grade school. The same Indian kid beat me every year. Consequently, I still consider myself the "people's champion" since they had to import a kid to beat me.
i'll allow it, provided you could beat the other kid at tecmo super bowl
I would have destroyed him. His parents didn't even let him watch tv. So, I'll also add "beating Indian savants at video games" to my list.
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I can eat the same food day after day and not get sick of it.
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I can eat the same food day after day and not get sick of it.
I had Thai last night.
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I remember the hell out of people's birthdays.
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State capitals
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I am better than anyone any of you know at standardized intelligence tests
8manpick is exceptional at these things.
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very good at meeting people and deciding within five seconds whether or not i like them.
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I can eat the same food day after day and not get sick of it.
I had Thai last night.
I as well :fatty:
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I can also teach dogs to do the basic tricks in a few minutes no matter how stupid the dog is. I am pretty much like the dog whisperer, but I get bit less.
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peace making
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State capitals
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I am better than anyone any of you know at standardized intelligence tests
8manpick is exceptional at these things.
:peek:
Maybe related, I also placed 2nd at the state math contest 3 consecutive years in grade school. The same Indian kid beat me every year. Consequently, I still consider myself the "people's champion" since they had to import a kid to beat me.
i'll allow it, provided you could beat the other kid at tecmo super bowl
I won the Kansas City and Kansas contests in 4th grade, won KC again in 5th, and retired on top. Terrible at Tecmo Bowl and Tecmo Super Bowl, however. Was at one point ranked 12th on XBox Live in NCAA Football 2006.
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Free throws. Eyes closed. One handed. Lights out.
Also, really good at playing the elbow game in the back seat when you try to jam your elbow in other people's ribs while they are trying to do the same back to you. Undefeated.
Also, in person, I can lie about pretty much anything v. convincingly.
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I'm really good at juggling and drinking...
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Excellent short-term memory.
Strange proclivity for pointing out things while watching any sporting event that are then stated by the color commentator within the next couple of minutes.
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very good at meeting people and deciding within five seconds whether or not i like them.
Im going to try and make a bad first impression and then totally knock your socks off later.
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State capitals
The States and Capitals thingy back in 5th grade was one of my favorite things ever. Love pointing out to dumbasses that the biggest city in a state isn't always the capital.
"Sure Louisville is nice, but I'll be over here in Frankfort waiting for your dumb ass to show up. LOL!!!"
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State capitals
The States and Capitals thingy back in 5th grade was one of my favorite things ever. Love pointing out to dumbasses that the biggest city in a state isn't always the capital.
"Sure Louisville is nice, but I'll be over here in Frankfort waiting for your dumb ass to show up. LOL!!!"
"How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Louieville? or Lewisville??. OMG you're Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). It's Frankfort."