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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: fatty fat fat on October 21, 2011, 03:44:41 PM
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A KU and KSU fan are in 6th grade. They are both running the annual "one mile race" for PE class. They both start the race. About eight minutes, and thirty seconds later the KSU fan fnishes.
Thirteen seconds after the KSU fan finishes, the KU fans limps to the finish line.
:grin:
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:lol:
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KU fan and a KSU fan are in the bathroom and the KU fan accidentally dribbles some urine on to his shoes.
:D
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So, a KU fan walks into a bar...
:lol:
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kay
Kay Who?
Kay Yu
No thanks. Go back to China.
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****Must be read in a slow country voice***
KSU and KU fan run into each other in the bathroom.
KU fan finishes using the urinal and starts washing hands.
KSU fan finishes using the urinal and starts to walk out.
KU fan " Hey, didnt they teach you to wash your hands at Kansas State"?
KSU Fan "Nope, just taught us not to piss on our hands"
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:drink: :drink:
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So there was this KSU fan, ball deep in this bitch...
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A kstate fan and a KU fan walk into a bww. The KU fan says "hey you here for the MMA brother!?"
The kstate fan is not. He is just there to pick up some Jamaican jerk wings. But he is pretty nice about it and pretends to care and does not make any jokes about the KU fan's Jean shorts or black t-shirt.
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So there was this KSU fan, ball deep in this bitch...
Ball? Trim?
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Two African American ku fans are driving down a rural road outside of Lawrence. They drive up towards a sign pointing down a dirt road that says "Become white - $100". The first ku fan says:
"Gee it would be nice to become white. Not have to deal with the :opcat: and all the other ku fans that hate us"
The other fan says:
"That does sound good, but I only have $99"
"That's ok, I have $101, I'll go down that road, become white and come back and give you my extra $1"
The man goes down the road. An hour later he comes back, sure enough, peach skin, a nice suit, and walks up to his ku friend.
"Wow man, you look great, do you have an extra dollar?"
To which the now-white ku fan says
"eff you n-word, get your own rough ridin' dollar!"
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Two African American ku fans are driving down a rural road outside of Lawrence. They drive up towards a sign pointing down a dirt road that says "Become white - $100". The first ku fan says:
"Gee it would be nice to become white. Not have to deal with the :opcat: and all the other ku fans that hate us"
The other fan says:
"That does sound good, but I only have $99"
"That's ok, I have $101, I'll go down that road, become white and come back and give you my extra $1"
The man goes down the road. An hour later he comes back, sure enough, peach skin, a nice suit, and walks up to his ku friend.
"Wow man, you look great, do you have an extra dollar?"
To which the now-white ku fan says
"eff you n-word, get your own rough ridin' dollar!"
:sdeek:
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:lol:
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There were two construction workers: one was a K-State fan and one was a KU fan. They were on the high scaffolding of the skyscraper they were building, and they were eating lunch.
The K-State looked in his lunch, and said, "Beef Wellington with Mushroom Pâté. If I get Beef Wellington with Mushroom Pâté one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!"
Then the KU looked in his lunch and said, "Bologna sandwich! If I get this sandwich one more time, I'm going to jump off of this building!"
The next day they both got the same lunch, and they both jumped off the building, and died.
At the funeral the K-State fan's widow said, "If he would have told me he didn't want Beef Wellington with Mushroom Pâté, I would have had our personal chef make him something different."
Then the KU guy's wife said, "I don't understand; he made his own lunch."
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The next day they both got the same lunch, and they both jumped off the building, and died.
this was my favorite part. :D
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The next day they both got the same lunch, and they both jumped off the building, and died.
this was my favorite part. :D
For those guys that would be the end of the joke. It could be rewritten out of respect for the dead.
The short version:
There were two construction workers: one was a K-State fan and one was a KU fan.
They were on the high scaffolding of the skyscraper they were building, and they were eating lunch.
The next day they both got the same lunch, and they both jumped off the building, and died.
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There was a K-State fan, and KU fan. The K-State fan had money. The KU fan did not.
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There was a K-State fan, and KU fan. The K-State fan had money. The KU fan did not.
This joke is funny because it's true.
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A Jayhawk, a Wildcat, and a Shocker had a room full of rancid, nasty, used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest.
First it was the Wildcat's turn. The other two locked him in the room and waited. An hour later, they heard him whimpering and pounding on the door so they let him out. "That is the sickest smell I have ever endured!" cried the Wildcat. "I couldn't stay in there another minute!"
Next it was the Shocker's turn. After a week he finally banged on the door to be let out. "Oh God, that is the most putrid smell in the world! I couldn't take it another minute!" he cried as he gasped for breath.
Finally it was the Jayhawk's turn. They locked him in the room and waited. A week went by, a month, a year. The Wildcat and Shocker heard nothing. Finally they began to worry, so they yelled through the door, "You can come out now! You've won the contest by far!" To which the Jayhawk yelled back, "No, not yet! I'm not done eating the jelly donuts."
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A Jayhawk, a Wildcat, and a Shocker had a room full of rancid, nasty, used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest.
Jayhawk won.
:)
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A KU fan and a K-State fan both walked into a bar.
The bartender thought to himself, "What a fine state we live in. I hope they enjoy the game tomorrow."
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A Jayhawk, a Wildcat, and a Shocker had a room full of rancid, nasty, used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest.
Jayhawk won. Jayhawk ate them
:)
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A Jayhawk, a Wildcat, and a Shocker had a room full of rancid, nasty, used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest.
Jayhawk won. Jayhawk ate them
:barf:
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There was this wildcat and jayhawk man that wanted to learn how to hunt. So they met this indian man, the indian man took them to a forest and pitched a camp.
The next day they woke up the indian man came back with a huge bear over his shoulder. So the wildcat and jayhawk told the indian man how did you catch that bear the indian said when you go into the forest you look for the track and keep following it and there you will find what you are hunting for, so the wildcat said my turn to go.
When he went into the forest he came back after two hours with a huge boar. so the jayhawk man ask the wildcat how you caught that Boar he said I did what the Indian said. So the next morning the jayhawk got up and said it 's my turn so he went and he saw the biggest track ever so he followed it , after two hours the jayhawk never came back then all of a sudden they here the jayhawk coming through the bushes all cut up brusded up they asked him what happend he said I did what you guys said I when follow the track and follow the track and the fricken train when bang me.
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A Baylor fan walked into a bar frequented by ksu and ku fans. sys punched him in the neck and michcat told him to quit being a dick about about switching screens at the Y.
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so this ku fan walked into a bar and said "ouch"
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so this ku fan walked into a bar and said "ouch"
So, a KU fan walks into a bar...
:lol:
:curse:
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Todd Reesing
Todd Reesing who?
Todd Reesing who's too short to reach the doorbell.
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****Must be read in a slow country voice***
KSU and KU fan run into each other in the bathroom.
KU fan finishes using the urinal and starts washing hands.
KSU fan finishes using the urinal and starts to walk out.
KU fan " Hey, didnt they teach you to wash your hands at Kansas State"?
KSU Fan "Nope, just taught us not to piss on our hands"
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A K-State, a KU, and an MU fan are sitting at the bar. The bartender walks up to them and says,
"I gotta warn you fellas, I am a diehard Texas Longhorns fan. And by God I don't mess around! What'll ya'll have?"
The K-State fans asks for a beer, and he the bartender pulls him a pint.
The KU fan asks for a beer as well and the bartender pull him a pint.
The MU fans asks for a punch in the balls and by golly he gets one.
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a guy gets sentenced to prison and meets his cell mate for the first time...a huge black guy named bubba. bubba says "you wanna be the mommy or the daddy?" dude thinks for a bit and smartly replies "daddy". bubba then says "ok...then get over here and suck mommys dick."
ku guys are gay and stuff.
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so this ku fan walked into a bar and said "ouch"
So, a KU fan walks into a bar...
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:curse:
:clac:
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There was a K-State fan, and KU fan. The K-State fan had money. The KU fan did not.
This joke is funny because it's true.
but it isn't funny to a KU fan. :lol:
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A Jayhawk, a Wildcat, and a Shocker had a pissed in a women's crapper full of rancid, nasty, used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest.
First it was the Wildcat's turn. The other two locked him in the room and waited. An hour later, they heard him whimpering and pounding on the door so they let him out. "That is the sickest smell I have ever endured!" cried the Wildcat. "I couldn't stay in there another minute!"
Next it was the Shocker's turn. After a week he finally banged on the door to be let out. "Oh God, that is the most putrid smell in the world! I couldn't take it another minute!" he cried as he gasped for breath.
Finally it was the Jayhawk's turn. They locked him in the room and waited. A week went by, a month, a year. The Wildcat and Shocker heard nothing. Finally they began to worry, so they yelled through the door, "You can come out now! You've won the contest by far!" To which the Jayhawk yelled back, "No, not yet! I'm not done eating the jelly donuts."
FYP :blush:
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A KU and a K-State fan are at a party watching the game when all of a sudden Arthur Brown rips Jordan Webb's freaking head off on the first play from scrimmage. :lynchmob:
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A KU and a K-State fan are at a party watching the game when all of a sudden Arthur Brown rips Jordan Webb's freaking head off on the first play from scrimmage. :lynchmob:
If this happens, I'll be :lol: so hard that they may have to carry me out on a stretcher!