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Title: A Touch of Class
Post by: Lumbergh on September 02, 2011, 09:45:47 AM
Hi there!  I'm here to lend some winning ways to your football board.  As a proud Auburn alum, I've made it my quest to visit the less fortunate fan boards out there so they can come closer to a champion.  Think of it as our EcoKat program, only a lot more accepted.

So, feel free to ask me any question about SEC football and I will try to answer, as I bring an unbiased view of the SEC to this Midwest board.

And yes, you should have won the game in 2007.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: steve dave on September 02, 2011, 09:46:54 AM
why do you hate black people?
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 09:47:11 AM
Blah, I would also prefer to use this handle too.  Sorry about that  :powerespect:
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 02, 2011, 09:47:34 AM
How can we pay our players large sums of money and not get caught?  Or, get caught but have no penalties?  Please give as many details as possible.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: PoetWarrior on September 02, 2011, 09:48:56 AM
Your thoughts on Auburn's murdering of black QBs prior to 2010*?


Welcome!!
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 09:49:12 AM
why do you hate black people?

I don't hate black people.  It's an unfortunate by product of being from the South, that this stereotype is attached.  
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: CNS on September 02, 2011, 09:50:21 AM
Do you enjoy rubbing Gene Chizik in Iowa State's buttery face?
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: steve dave on September 02, 2011, 09:50:29 AM
why do you hate black people?

I don't hate black people.  It's an unfortunate by product of being from the South, that this stereotype is attached.  

So, like, if your from the south you are just born hating black people?  Seems made up.  
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 09:50:43 AM
How can we pay our players large sums of money and not get caught?  Or, get caught but have no penalties?  Please give as many details as possible.

I do not have the answers for this one, as Auburn has a bad history in both areas.  Cheating is pretty rampant down here, and I fully acknowledge that Cam is a crook through and through.  Best college football player I have ever seen, but still crooked as they come.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: WildcatNkilt on September 02, 2011, 09:51:00 AM
Kind of seems like he lies about not hating black people.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: steve dave on September 02, 2011, 09:52:30 AM
This is just a horrible reminder of how great it would be to be able to bump the Auburn race wars thread  :frown:
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: areksuwildcat on September 02, 2011, 09:52:50 AM
What is your opinion on your newest conference member?  Bet you can't wait to see the real live yell leaders in action and watch their bad ass band march back and forth across your field at halftime!
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: CNS on September 02, 2011, 09:52:50 AM
How can we pay our players large sums of money and not get caught?  Or, get caught but have no penalties?  Please give as many details as possible.

I do not have the answers for this one, as Auburn has a bad history in both areas.  Cheating is pretty rampant down here, and I fully acknowledge that Cam is a crook through and through.  Best college football player I have ever seen, but still crooked as they come.

I think you may be getting the wrong impression.  Don't apologize or defend the action, just pass on the how to.  

More cheating is needed in Manhattan.  goEMAW has brainstormed on this and in the vein of thinking outside the box, we welcome all input and ideas.

Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 02, 2011, 09:52:57 AM
Is it true that there is a Walgreen's going up on Toomer's Corner?
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 09:53:24 AM
Do you enjoy rubbing Gene Chizik in Iowa State's buttery face?

I do not rub Chizik in anyone's buttery face.  I do not like Chizik.  Auburn's success lies with Guz Mahlzan and his high tempo offense.  We pay our assistant coaches insane amounts of money, and they come through.

THe only thing I know of Iowa State is that they had that one kid that beat Auburn in the NCAA tourny one year and then failed in the Assocation, and Chizik sucked while there.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: CHONGS on September 02, 2011, 09:55:31 AM
War eagle, fellow alum!


Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 09:57:12 AM
What is your opinion on your newest conference member?  Bet you can't wait to see the real live yell leaders in action and watch their bad ass bad march back and forth across your field at halftime!

It's nothing more than a money grab.  The race for the megaconference has officially started.  I do not want Missouri or OU and FSU, GaTech and VaTech are not coming because of the relationship between the league and its state schools and the relationship between the SEC and ACC leaders.

One interesting concept that I've heard is the SEC going to 16 teams, splitting to 4, 4 team divisions and then having a 4 team playoff for the conference championship.  Do you see the beginning of a 16 team national championship playoff?  SEC, PAC10, BIG10 and 4 randoms anyone?  
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 09:59:01 AM
Is it true that there is a Walgreen's going up on Toomer's Corner?

Interesting note, my grandfather almost bought Toomer's way back when!  I doubt anything will happen to that space as it's pretty tiny and it would be hard for anyone to really make money though.  I bet the apartments above it make more than the shop itself (sans gamedays of course).
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: CHONGS on September 02, 2011, 09:59:35 AM
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Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 10:00:00 AM
War eagle, fellow alum!

War Eagle!  Class of '00, Industrial Design.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: CHONGS on September 02, 2011, 10:02:03 AM
Toomer's makes terrible lemonade (true fact)

(Pro TiP: Guthrie's Sauce is very good)
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 02, 2011, 10:02:39 AM
Is it true that there is a Walgreen's going up on Toomer's Corner?

Interesting note, my grandfather almost bought Toomer's way back when!  I doubt anything will happen to that space as it's pretty tiny and it would be hard for anyone to really make money though.  I bet the apartments above it make more than the shop itself (sans gamedays of course).

Get those ugly trees out of there.   :barf:
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 02, 2011, 10:03:24 AM
Are you a stickler for TPS reports?
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: Winters on September 02, 2011, 10:03:48 AM
Tyrik Rollison  :dubious:
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 10:03:57 AM
Toomer's makes terrible lemonade (true fact)

(Pro TiP: Guthrie's Sauce is very good)

I do not mind Toomer's lemonade.  It has been years since I've had any, but how can you not love pink flavored sugar water.

Guthrie's is very good, but it is fatty fat fat material.  Not very good for you.  I preferred Breezeway's grilled meal while I was down there.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 10:04:54 AM
Are you a stickler for TPS reports?

You have no idea.  I love everything about TPS reports. 

Also, right now, I'm staring at my Terry Tate bobblehead!  I live that life :(
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: CHONGS on September 02, 2011, 10:05:11 AM
War eagle, fellow alum!

War Eagle!  Class of '00, Industrial Design.
Class of '03, Fisheries
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 10:07:54 AM
Tyrik Rollison  :dubious:

I wish the best to him, and I'm sorry to see him go.  However, I'm not a huge recruiting geek that lives my life on how many stars a kid receives from a bunch of nerds.  Get on the field and make it happen.  If you leave after that, then I may be sad.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 10:11:22 AM
War eagle, fellow alum!

War Eagle!  Class of '00, Industrial Design.
Class of '03, Fisheries

When was the last time you've been down there?  My nephew is in school there now, and I was down there about a year a half ago.  Auburn is a lot more "polished" than it was while I was there. 
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: Winters on September 02, 2011, 10:12:16 AM
War eagle, fellow alum!

War Eagle!  Class of '00, Industrial Design.
Class of '03, Fisheries

When was the last time you've been down there?  My nephew is in school there now, and I was down there about a year a half ago.  Auburn is a lot more "polished" than it was while I was there. 
EkoTiger?
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: CHONGS on September 02, 2011, 10:12:46 AM
War eagle, fellow alum!

War Eagle!  Class of '00, Industrial Design.
Class of '03, Fisheries

When was the last time you've been down there?  My nephew is in school there now, and I was down there about a year a half ago.  Auburn is a lot more "polished" than it was while I was there.  
'09

Auburn is turning to a suburb of nowhere and its sad.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 02, 2011, 10:12:56 AM
War eagle, fellow alum!

War Eagle!  Class of '00, Industrial Design.
Class of '03, Fisheries

When was the last time you've been down there?  My nephew is in school there now, and I was down there about a year a half ago.  Auburn is a lot more "polished" than it was while I was there. 

So they don't wear white hoods to frat parties anymore?
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: pike on September 02, 2011, 10:13:07 AM
War eagle, fellow alum!

War Eagle!  Class of '00, Industrial Design.
Class of '03, Fisheries

When was the last time you've been down there?  My nephew is in school there now, and I was down there about a year a half ago.  Auburn is a lot more "polished" than it was while I was there. 

"polished"

So you whip black people?
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 02, 2011, 10:14:22 AM
This is just a horrible reminder of how great it would be to be able to bump the Auburn race wars thread  :frown:
before it got the crap modded out of it.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 10:17:04 AM
Ah, I believe I remember the fiasco you're referring to now  :flush:

Sad times, who could ever imagine that a bunch of college kids could make such poor decisions :(
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 02, 2011, 10:18:23 AM
Ah, I believe I remember the fiasco you're referring to now  :flush:

Sad times, who could ever imagine that a bunch of college kids could make such poor decisions :(

Like you said, it's the south, they were born hating black people.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: CHONGS on September 02, 2011, 10:19:11 AM
Query:
How did you find this board?

Follow up:
What made you even think of coming to k-state board?  Was it the EkoCat triumph?
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 10:21:28 AM
Query:
How did you find this board?

Follow up:
What made you even think of coming to k-state board?  Was it the EkoCat triumph?

It can absolutely be tracked back to EkoCat on edsbs.com.  That led to old urls that led to here.   
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: OK_Cat on September 02, 2011, 10:21:41 AM
my fingers are crossed for gloppy to come and end this abomination.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 10:22:37 AM
my fingers are crossed for gloppy to come and end this abomination.

???
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: pike on September 02, 2011, 10:23:06 AM
my fingers are crossed for gloppy to come and end this abomination.

I think he died
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: CHONGS on September 02, 2011, 10:23:55 AM
my fingers are crossed for gloppy to come and end this abomination.
hey $$$ is $$$, we don't care where they come from.  we are getting penetration into the heretofore untapped Southern Markets!
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: pissclams on September 02, 2011, 10:25:43 AM
OMFG :lol:

welcome Wipp
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: kitten_mittons on September 02, 2011, 10:27:06 AM

Guthrie's is very good, but it is fatty fat fat material.  Not very good for you.
Direct shot.  How will F3 respond?

 :bwpopcorn:
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 10:27:57 AM
OMFG :lol:

welcome Wipp

Dammit man, we could have had a ton of fun with this!  The "Beatdown List" potential of where this could have been taken...

So, EkoCat led me to some old emails where I found one from Pissclams, which led me to here.  
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: DILLIGAF on September 02, 2011, 10:28:28 AM
Auburn is and always will be just a suburb of Shorter.   :users:
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: AbeFroman on September 02, 2011, 10:30:11 AM
I know a couple Auburn fans. Why do you guys love putting retainer ropes on your sunglasses?
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: AppleJack on September 02, 2011, 10:30:53 AM
How do you have Cadillac Williams, Ronnie Brown and Brandon Jacobs on one team and go 8-5?
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 02, 2011, 10:31:16 AM
Query:
How did you find this board?

Follow up:
What made you even think of coming to k-state board?  Was it the EkoCat triumph?

It can absolutely be tracked back to EkoCat on edsbs.com.  That led to old urls that led to here.  

link? tia
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: unleashthemob on September 02, 2011, 10:32:25 AM
Do you allow huge black guys to dance with your dates?  :ck:
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 10:35:22 AM
How do you have Cadillac Williams, Ronnie Brown and Brandon Jacobs on one team and go 8-5?

Great question.  But the answer lays in what happened to our O Coordinator.  We had Petrino before he went crazy and went to a million teams in 3 years.  He had our offense humming.  He left and Tuberville made the mistake of a lifetime, he handed the play calling duties to his O line coach.  We bombed.  It was then that we brought on Al Borges who featured Brown and Williams in the same backfield and we dominated the 2004 season.

Borges fell out of graces after they left, and he alluded to it before it ever happened, and then Tuberville when high school spread, which was a disaster and Chizik was brought in.  He runs the exact same offense, just with a better O coordinator.

And yes, we ALL knew how much of a beast Jacobs was while he was here.  We also had some stud defenses at the time.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 10:38:25 AM
I know a couple Auburn fans. Why do you guys love putting retainer ropes on your sunglasses?

Haha!  WHen I go on vacation with the fam in Destin, it never fails that I can walk into Sunglass Hut and some kid is getting some $300 sunglasses for his bday from mom.  Always a frat daddy looking kid and he always had to get his croakies (the brand of those straps).

I don't sport them since my mustache is more than enough for the ladies to know how badass I am.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: Fuktard on September 02, 2011, 10:39:29 AM
q:  How is that big tree doing?  

follow up:  are you pissed that an Alabama fan seems to have more ZEAL than any Auburn fan?
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: pissclams on September 02, 2011, 10:39:53 AM
I know a couple Auburn fans. Why do you guys love putting retainer ropes on your sunglasses?

that's an SEC thing, i love it.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: CHONGS on September 02, 2011, 10:41:46 AM
They're called croakies (as featured in the suicide episode of jbhv).
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: The_Wippuh on September 02, 2011, 10:44:06 AM
q:  How is that big tree doing?  

follow up:  are you pissed that an Alabama fan seems to have more ZEAL than any Auburn fan?

There's a chance it's going to make it, as only one seems to be in real trouble.

The ZEAL down here is insane.  It was so bad that I really kind of took a step back for a while to gain some perspective.  People literally HATE each other over these two teams.  For one Alabama/Auburn game we went down to Auburn.  My wife is a Bama fan and we were not allowed into a tailgate because of who she rooted for.  That's pretty terrible.  Never had that issue in Tuscaloosa.

And for the record, I've been to a Michigan/OSU game in Columbus and it was tame compared to an average SEC gameday in Auburn or Tuscaloosa.

There are some absolutely horrible UA fans since their sidewalk fanbase is so huge.  Auburn fans tend to be alums.  I'm sure you see the same with OSU fans.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: XocolateThundarr on September 02, 2011, 10:48:38 AM
 :ck: IDK...I had a pretty good time drinking with the OSU fans at the Fiesta Bowl.  Seemed like pretty good people.  Beginning of the game, they were all  :comeatme: .  Toward the end of the game when the Cats finally got into gear, they were all  :horrorsurprise: and said they were glad it didn't go to OT.
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: EMADUB on September 02, 2011, 10:53:18 AM
has the funny lookin eagle ever pooped on /eaten  anyone in the stands?
Title: Re: A Touch of Class
Post by: pissclams on September 02, 2011, 10:53:53 AM
zeal is important.  that's why i take a centrum every day, whether i feel like i need one or not.