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Title: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 18, 2011, 04:41:20 PM
-ice cream
-cheese pizza
-"making love"
-John Mayer
-???
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 18, 2011, 04:51:06 PM
- weddings
- bridal, baby, engagement, and couple showers  :goodbyecruelworld:
- talking
- The Bachelor/Bachelorette
- shopping

Jesus Christs I could spend a day coming up with crap...
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Boakai on July 18, 2011, 04:53:58 PM
-Blankets
-Arugula
-Buttons
-Hating spiders
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 18, 2011, 04:57:05 PM
-The Notebook
-calendars
-pictures of babies on facebook
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: pissclams on July 18, 2011, 05:06:23 PM
pulls

tomatoes 
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: AbeFroman on July 18, 2011, 05:07:45 PM
- Vodka
- Vodka sodas
- Vodka sodas with a lime
- Vodka raspberries
- Vodka raspberries with a lime
- Vodka shots
- Vodka shots with crystal light mix added in
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 18, 2011, 05:19:11 PM
-"just spending the day together"
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Boakai on July 18, 2011, 05:24:38 PM
-Almost getting short hair cuts, but not.
-Driving with both hands on the steering wheel.

Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Panjandrum on July 18, 2011, 05:27:53 PM
-"just spending the day together"

lol
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Panjandrum on July 18, 2011, 05:29:24 PM
- Getting their nails done
- Twilight
- Prince William
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 18, 2011, 05:31:04 PM
Lifetime/Hallmark movies
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 18, 2011, 05:33:49 PM
-Almost getting short hair cuts, but not.

Good thing, girls with short hair look terrible.

Related list.  Things girls don't necessarily love but will always do:

-look terrible if they actually do go through with a short haircut
-Compliment their girlfriends on their short hair even though everyone knows it looks shitty
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: 'taterblast on July 18, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
- looking around for an hour at some store and then not buy a rough ridin' thing
- saying they're mad at you, when everyone in the room knows her mouth will be around your penis in less than three hours.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 18, 2011, 06:12:26 PM
- looking around for an hour at some store and then not buy a effing thing
- saying they're mad at you, when everyone in the room knows her mouth will be around your penis in less than three hours.

My penis?  :blush:
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: CHONGS on July 18, 2011, 06:26:26 PM
 :flush:
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Kat Kid on July 18, 2011, 07:19:03 PM
girls.  amirite?
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: chum1 on July 18, 2011, 07:55:03 PM
Where do you guys meet girls like this?  The mall? 
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 18, 2011, 07:59:10 PM
Lotion
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: pike on July 18, 2011, 08:09:20 PM
Talking about themselves
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 18, 2011, 08:16:36 PM
Crashing on Pike's couch for a few weeks and inviting Ft. Riley dudes over.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: pike on July 18, 2011, 08:25:27 PM
Crashing on Pike's couch for a few weeks and inviting Ft. Riley dudes over.

Yeah that was awful. We through that sociopath back on the street where she belonged.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 18, 2011, 08:26:00 PM
Crashing on Pike's couch for a few weeks and inviting Ft. Riley dudes over.

Yeah that was awful. We through that sociopath back on the street where she belonged.

forgot about that. :lol:
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Do Work Son on July 18, 2011, 08:40:55 PM
Ugg Boots
Toy Dogs
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 18, 2011, 09:47:19 PM
Keeping track of what other people are doing.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 18, 2011, 10:18:21 PM
Keeping track of what other people are doing.

And what other girls are wearing.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: MakeItRain on July 18, 2011, 10:26:57 PM
Where do you guys meet girls like this?  The mall? 

This.  White girls sound rough ridin' terrible, glad I don't have to deal with them.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Kat Kid on July 19, 2011, 12:43:32 AM
Where do you guys meet girls like this?  The mall? 

This.  White girls sound effing terrible, glad I don't have to deal with them.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 19, 2011, 02:00:14 AM
The "Sorority girl problems" account on twitter.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: DQ12 on July 19, 2011, 02:03:23 AM
Harry Potter.

/thread
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Stupid Fitz on July 19, 2011, 06:33:16 AM
Recapping the evening in the car on the way home.
Vanilla Vodka
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co
Post by: I_have_purplewood on July 19, 2011, 07:10:37 AM
Ballcuzzi's...Ballcuzzies


Also this ---->> :blah: :blah: :blah: (ftp://:blah: :blah: :blah:)
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co
Post by: I_have_purplewood on July 19, 2011, 07:39:58 AM
They also love to point out your faults but in a way that's tender;


"I'm going to have to finish myself off in the bathtub again aren't I"  or

"Maybe if you didn't drink so much you get that quarterly bonus and I wouldn't have to finish myself off in the bathtub again"  or

"Why do you play with the cat so much?"  or

Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: slucat on July 19, 2011, 08:44:42 AM
Where do you guys meet girls like this?  The mall? 

^this

also, i hate my short hair cut too, but i donated it, so there.  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 19, 2011, 08:55:51 AM


also, i hate my short hair cut too, but i donated it, so there.  :shakesfist:
yeah thats another one girls love to do, donate there hair to locks for love, etc. etc.
also this thread is just turrible
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Do Work Son on July 19, 2011, 10:57:23 AM
Maroon 5
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: OK_Cat on July 19, 2011, 10:57:53 AM
Maroon 5

good one, son
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: DQ12 on July 19, 2011, 11:13:07 AM
Talking about their families.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: FP TC etc. on July 19, 2011, 11:17:19 AM
their mother.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: ben ji on July 19, 2011, 11:22:11 AM
hating their mother because they are the exact same person
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: DQ12 on July 19, 2011, 11:28:19 AM
Espinaca, and explaining to all non-Joco people how it's not "just queso with some spinach mixed in."
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: MakeItRain on July 19, 2011, 12:49:02 PM
Where do you guys meet girls like this?  The mall? 

This.  White girls sound effing terrible, glad I don't have to deal with them.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What's your problem, jerk?

Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: kitten_mittons on July 19, 2011, 12:50:42 PM
Where do you guys meet girls like this?  The mall? 

This.  White girls sound effing terrible, glad I don't have to deal with them.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What's your problem, jerk?


He was probably just wondering why you were so racist.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 19, 2011, 01:58:33 PM
also, i hate my short hair cut too


fwiw, most dudes probably do too.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: MakeItRain on July 19, 2011, 06:45:44 PM
Where do you guys meet girls like this?  The mall? 

This.  White girls sound effing terrible, glad I don't have to deal with them.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What's your problem, jerk?


He was probably just wondering why you were so racist.

Weren't we talking about white girls?
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Fedor on July 19, 2011, 09:59:03 PM
Lady Gaga.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Pendergast on July 19, 2011, 10:06:21 PM
Not making me dinner
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 20, 2011, 12:39:24 PM
double standards
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: highway61 on July 20, 2011, 02:21:54 PM
books/ movies/ tv shows about vampires falling in love.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: chum1 on July 20, 2011, 03:40:55 PM
Saying no.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: wetwillie on July 20, 2011, 03:41:31 PM
ABC Family
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: O-town Kat on July 20, 2011, 03:43:55 PM
People magazine aka the adult version Weekly Reader
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: OK_Cat on July 20, 2011, 03:56:28 PM
so far, about 99% of this thread should be called "Stuff that normal, attractive, good smelling people like"
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: wildfratcountry on July 20, 2011, 05:58:43 PM
So far, about 99% of this thread should be called "We don't actually know any girls."
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 20, 2011, 07:05:33 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: hemmy on July 20, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
:flush:
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Cire on July 20, 2011, 08:18:53 PM
so far, about 99% of this thread should be called "Stuff that normal, attractive, good smelling people like"

Lots of hairy palms typing away here.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: OregonSmock on July 20, 2011, 08:21:46 PM
Gay guys.


/thread
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 20, 2011, 08:41:26 PM
So far, about 99% of this thread should be called "We don't actually know any girls."


You and slucat are welcome to start your own two-poster thread about things that men universally love.  Also, don't even try to tell me girls don't like "just spending the day together."  You can't. 












But also I may be in love with you.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: DQ12 on July 20, 2011, 09:11:15 PM
So far, about 99% of this thread should be called "We don't actually know any girls."
Glitter.

So stupid.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: bringonthecats on July 23, 2011, 11:03:32 AM
this board is so so wrong. i hate babies. who would put that girls like photos of babies? wildfratcountry will confirm.

things that normal girls like: dead baby jokes.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Testy Westy on July 23, 2011, 11:29:58 AM
this board is so so wrong. i hate babies. who would put that girls like photos of babies? wildfratcountry will confirm.

things that normal girls like: dead baby jokes.

hey everyone watch out, we've got ourselves a "cool girl who can just be one of the guys"
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: wabash909 on July 23, 2011, 12:22:11 PM
Panera.


Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 23, 2011, 02:50:55 PM
Mods please change name to "Things Girls Hate Thread".


I'll restart. 

1. Telling them that evolution should have done away with menstruation.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: Booze_Cat on July 23, 2011, 09:11:16 PM
Taking hundreds of pictures at the bars/parties/everywhere they go.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: O-town Kat on July 23, 2011, 09:28:45 PM
Frozen chicken nuggets
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 23, 2011, 09:41:38 PM
JESUS CHRIST, I KNOW.
Title: Re: Stupid Things Girls Universally Love Way Too Much (Besides Just Noodles & Co.)
Post by: ben ji on July 23, 2011, 10:02:56 PM
Dancing to shitty music at weddings