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Title: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 16, 2011, 11:10:35 AM
I'm hearing from my sources that Jordan Enrique-Iglesias was spotted this morning on Bluemont wearing nothing but very very tiny red shorts, watching his dog take a dump.  Spindly and shirtless, he stared and giggled.

It did not look like the dog was enjoying Manhattan.  
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: treysolid on July 16, 2011, 01:24:13 PM
in the time it took for the dog to do its business, did JO dunk on any bitches?
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: sys on July 16, 2011, 01:56:25 PM
his dog, or 95's dog?
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: EMAWzified on July 16, 2011, 01:57:56 PM
Most adorable photo I've seen all summer (maybe ever) was in the Ellsworth newspaper of JO putting at some KSU golf event. He was all bent over with a too-small putter, looking like an adult trying to use children's toy sticks.
Unfortunately, the damn paper burned down and they never posted the picture on their Web site.
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 16, 2011, 02:09:46 PM
That blue pitbull is so adorable.
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: bigwillie20 on July 16, 2011, 02:29:35 PM
Put me in the club of looking forward to JO dunking on bitches all next year....as long as he doesn't regress and turn into a FP like Jamar seems to have
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: kstater on July 16, 2011, 02:38:33 PM
Did the dog have an eye hernia?  Shitting is serious business.
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: 'taterblast on July 16, 2011, 04:13:20 PM
Unfortunately, the damn paper burned down and they never posted the picture on their Web site.

this caught me off guard.
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: SdK on July 16, 2011, 06:38:16 PM
^ always loved your pic and caption, probably my favorite.
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: 'taterblast on July 16, 2011, 07:30:55 PM
keep having the idea to change it but then i tell myself no, don't rough ridin' change it.
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: SdK on July 16, 2011, 07:33:34 PM
No. It's too effing funny. Watching the ESPN ticker the day the news broke was terrible, but I can laugh a lot about it now.
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: steve dave on July 16, 2011, 07:37:26 PM
keep having the idea to change it but then i tell myself no, don't rough ridin' change it.

it is very good
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 16, 2011, 07:56:16 PM
keep having the idea to change it but then i tell myself no, don't rough ridin' change it.

There isn't a better one.  Never change it.
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 16, 2011, 11:55:59 PM
Put me in the club of looking forward to JO dunking on bitches all next year....as long as he doesn't regress and turn into a FP like Jamar seems to have

You don't get a nickname like "Dunks On bitches" if you're prone to regression.
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: DQ12 on July 17, 2011, 02:41:17 AM
keep having the idea to change it but then i tell myself no, don't rough ridin' change it.

it is very good
Yeah.  I love it when i'm talking to Soft Taco Wallace or Csourk and being all "Hi, I'm James Mcgill."  Always get's a laugh.
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 17, 2011, 03:38:37 AM
If we make the tornament next year, JO will be the best player on the team.
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: FHSU92 on July 17, 2011, 12:53:50 PM
Watched him "chop wood" this a.m. at the father son camp.  His handles are sick for a 7fter!  He was doing handle drills better than Nino & Shane yesterday...MI3 was solid though
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: CNS on July 17, 2011, 02:33:41 PM
Watched him "chop wood" this a.m. at the father son camp.  His handles are sick for a 7fter!  He was doing handle drills better than Nino & Shane yesterday...MI3 was solid though

This is very bad news imo.
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: kstater on July 17, 2011, 03:00:34 PM
Watched him "chop wood" this a.m. at the father son camp.  His handles are sick for a 7fter!  He was doing handle drills better than Nino & Shane yesterday...MI3 was solid though

This is very bad news imo.

Yeah, it's pretty rough ridin' bad that a 7fter has more ball skills than the guards, I don't care how good he is.
Title: Re: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique
Post by: michigancat on July 17, 2011, 03:30:42 PM
don't be idiots, guys. thanks.