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Title: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: pissclams on July 14, 2011, 01:10:37 PM
bacon costs $7 a pound (don't worry, i still bought a ton of it).  after a little research, which i'm great at,  i discovered that your hayseed fathers feed pigs corn and that pork bellies, which make bacon, are selling at an all time high because of a shortage of....you guessed it, CORN.

wtf.  isn't this the corn state?  get off your lazy redneck asses and grow more corn, bacon @ $7/lb, or pork bellies selling @ $1.50/lb is a disgrace and makes you look like a bunch of lazy pieces of crap.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: steve dave on July 14, 2011, 01:13:01 PM
oh eff, great thread.  noticed the expensiv'ing up of bacon just yesterday.  it's basically cheaper to eat solid gold nuggets at this point.  i also still bought a shitload of it. 
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 14, 2011, 01:15:14 PM
It's just been awfully dry for those western kansas hayseed k-staters. 
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: pissclams on July 14, 2011, 01:28:18 PM
It's just been awfully dry for those western kansas hayseed k-staters.  

it's called a well.  get to digging.  kansas sits on the largest aquifer in north america.  if you don't know what an aquifer is then research it, or pay me to because i'm awesome at it.  lazy pieces of crap, grow more rough ridin' corn.

if corn on the cob starts selling for dumbass prices i might have to buy western kansas and show you hicks how its done.  i'm not spending august paying exorbitant cob prices.

edited to include:  don't be dumbassses
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Brock Landers on July 14, 2011, 01:30:29 PM
Careful, bacon is loaded with sodium.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: I_have_purplewood on July 14, 2011, 01:32:55 PM
Have to agree here.  It's made my summer BLT's a tad more expensive and I don't care for that.   :shakesfist: (ftp://:shakesfist:)


Speaking of BLT's, you know what goes great on one?  Avacados!!  :lick: (ftp://:lick:)  Really should be BLTA's
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 14, 2011, 01:36:27 PM
Maybe if you'd stop eating and drinking so much high fructose corn syrup, the cost of corn would go down and you could buy cheap bacon.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: pissclams on July 14, 2011, 01:38:24 PM
well, I_have_purplewood, if i could find a half decent california haas avocado in the midwest i might try that.  but you can't.

the midwest is filled with lazy corn fields full of crap.  oh, and soy beans.  whatever teh eff that is.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: pissclams on July 14, 2011, 01:39:25 PM
Maybe if you'd stop eating and drinking so much high fructose corn syrup, the cost of corn would go down and you could buy cheap bacon.

funny story for the dumbass- clams diet (both liquid and dry) includes no HCFS.  thanks for playing, son.

:flush:
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 14, 2011, 01:41:47 PM
well, I_have_purplewood, if i could find a half decent california haas avocado in the midwest i might try that.  but you can't.

the midwest is filled with lazy corn fields full of crap.  oh, and soy beans.  whatever teh eff that is.

Soy beans are used to make margarine, mayonnaise, and salad dressing, fyi. Not to mention cooking oil.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 14, 2011, 01:42:55 PM
Maybe if you'd stop eating and drinking so much high fructose corn syrup, the cost of corn would go down and you could buy cheap bacon.

funny story for the dumbass- clams diet (both liquid and dry) includes no HCFS.  thanks for playing, son.

:flush:

Then tell your fatass friends to stop, too.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: EuroCat on July 14, 2011, 01:48:19 PM
Good thing we're cat fans and don't look at price tags. It is hard to sleep at night thinking of those poor souls over in Lawrence living off ramen and half eaten corn cobs cat fans throw in the garbage.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: CNS on July 14, 2011, 01:50:03 PM
Ethanol.   :chainsaw:
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 14, 2011, 01:50:38 PM
Good thing we're cat fans and don't look at price tags. It is hard to sleep at night thinking of those poor souls over in Lawrence living off ramen and half eaten corn cobs cat fans throw in the garbage.

I'm sure their WIC checks will be increased to compensate for the higher price of bacon.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: michigancat on July 14, 2011, 01:57:04 PM
ethanol
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Johnny Wichita on July 14, 2011, 01:57:43 PM
Time to start growing corn in my large untapped backyard garden area.   :kstategrad:
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: ben ji on July 14, 2011, 02:01:06 PM
Everything I know about western kansas hayseeds I learned by listening to country music. IMO if they would spend less time driving their big green tractors around town and more time using those tractors to plant crops they could double their output and finally pull their weight.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 14, 2011, 02:13:25 PM
Nothing says brilliant like taking food and making fuel with it . . . we should be taking food by products and making fuel with it. 

Hey, lots of people to feed, I know, lets take food and make gas.

Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: CNS on July 14, 2011, 02:16:20 PM
Don't know if it is accurate, but talk radio guy said this weekend that 4 out of 10 ears of corn in KS are made into ethanol. 

Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 14, 2011, 02:19:22 PM
Ya buy some irrigation pumps you hayseeds!
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 14, 2011, 02:21:47 PM
Don't know if it is accurate, but talk radio guy said this weekend that 4 out of 10 ears of corn in KS are made into ethanol. 



9 out of 10 in MN

CBO estimates it costs the taxpayer $1.78 to produce one gallon of ethanol.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: I_have_purplewood on July 14, 2011, 02:26:42 PM
well, I_have_purplewood, if i could find a half decent california haas avocado in the midwest i might try that.  but you can't.

the midwest is filled with lazy corn fields full of crap.  oh, and soy beans.  whatever teh eff that is.

While I agree that the avocados are substandard here it's still better than slopping down some tater's and gravy with my beef fritter.  If I could get just one Joe-bob to look and see what an avocado really is, or eat a tomatoe every once in awhile, or not get second helpings of Ma's homemade slaw, I might make Kansas the 17th fattest state next year.  Jesus, who am I kidding?   :lol: :lol: (ftp://:lol: :lol:)  These lard asses will never learn.   :angry: (ftp://:angry:)Sorry for getting off topic clams...
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: kitten_mittons on July 14, 2011, 02:38:16 PM
Nothing says brilliant like taking food and making fuel with it . . . we should be taking food by products and making fuel with it. 

Hey, lots of people to feed, I know, lets take food and make gas.


That's basically what they use.  They don't use the corn that you would buy to make ethanol.  They use the corn that goes into animal food and stuff like that to make it.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 14, 2011, 02:41:20 PM
Nothing says brilliant like taking food and making fuel with it . . . we should be taking food by products and making fuel with it. 

Hey, lots of people to feed, I know, lets take food and make gas.


That's basically what they use.  They don't use the corn that you would buy to make ethanol.  They use the corn that goes into animal food and stuff like that to make it.

Yeah, that's why bacon is so damned expensive.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: pissclams on July 14, 2011, 02:44:03 PM
typical of a kansas hayseed lazy ass farmer to blame their probs on something else- no water, ethanol, meh, bah,  :cry:


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/13/koch-brothers-ethanol-subsidies-grover-norquist_n_876430.html

ethanol is going away
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 14, 2011, 02:46:22 PM
:bawl: I can't afford bacon anymore because I don't make enough money. :bawl: I think I'm going to blame those western Kansas hayseeds for not growing enough corn! :bawl:
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 14, 2011, 02:49:56 PM
what a joke.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: DQ12 on July 14, 2011, 02:52:05 PM
Just farm harder, or whatever. 
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: CNS on July 14, 2011, 02:55:43 PM
Kay Barnes was not very forward thinking with her Rain Garden Initiative.  Should have been a Corn Garden Initiative. 

Sly needs to scrap the old and endorse the new.  Boom, downtown could afford to redo a road or two now.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: EuroCat on July 14, 2011, 03:00:04 PM
Good thing we're cat fans and don't look at price tags. It is hard to sleep at night thinking of those poor souls over in Lawrence living off ramen and half eaten corn cobs cat fans throw in the garbage.

I'm sure their WIC checks will be increased to compensate for the higher price of bacon.
I just pray that our EMAW brothers in Washington can work some magic to prevent the government from defaulting on it's debt. Would be absolutely devastating to see petty party politics leave our most vulnerable citizens without the welfare checks they desperately need to buy food and liquor.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: pissclams on July 14, 2011, 03:01:44 PM
:bawl: I can't afford bacon anymore because I don't make enough money. :bawl: I think I'm going to blame those western Kansas hayseeds for not growing enough corn! :bawl:

sorry bud, i only eat the best bacon sold.  and tons of it.  that doesn't mean that i'm proud of the lazy ass farmhicks that caused it to get so expensive.  enjoy your jar of bacon bits, dumbass.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: MeatSauce on July 14, 2011, 03:05:11 PM
eat more meat goat  :dunno:
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 14, 2011, 03:07:28 PM
:bawl: I can't afford bacon anymore because I don't make enough money. :bawl: I think I'm going to blame those western Kansas hayseeds for not growing enough corn! :bawl:

sorry bud, i only eat the best bacon sold.  and tons of it.  that doesn't mean that i'm proud of the lazy ass farmhicks that caused it to get so expensive.  enjoy your jar of bacon bits, dumbass.

I guess I'm just not a fatass who sits around eating tons of bacon all day, but what did bacon cost before this price increase?
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 14, 2011, 03:08:37 PM
Nuts Kicked has become what jtksu use to be. sad really.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: wetwillie on July 14, 2011, 03:09:31 PM
Nuts Kicked has become what jtksu use to be. sad really.

:lol:
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 14, 2011, 03:09:42 PM
Nuts Kicked has become what jtksu use to be. sad really.

 :lol:
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: AppleJack on July 14, 2011, 03:12:32 PM
I bought a bunch of pigs and keep them in my basement. I pay some mexican kid to cut them up into some thick slabs of bacon.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: I_have_purplewood on July 14, 2011, 03:14:32 PM
Nuts Kicked has become what jtksu use to be. sad really.

I was thinking the same thing earlier but thought he needed to have ok-cats moniker, tries to hard to be edgy..
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 14, 2011, 03:19:33 PM
http://www.cnbc.com/id/38725523/The_Bacon_Indicator_What_Sizzling_Prices_Say_About_the_Economy (http://www.cnbc.com/id/38725523/The_Bacon_Indicator_What_Sizzling_Prices_Say_About_the_Economy)

 :users:
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 14, 2011, 03:30:53 PM
Nuts Kicked has become what jtksu use to be. sad really.

I was thinking the same thing earlier but thought he needed to have ok-cats moniker, tries to hard to be edgy..
unfortunately for him he's not as good at it(fortunate for us)
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: kitten_mittons on July 14, 2011, 03:35:35 PM
I bought a bunch of pigs and keep them in my basement. I pay some mexican kid to cut them up into some thick slabs of bacon.
I saw a some mexican cutting my neighbor's grass when I got home from work.  I wasn't thinking anything racist until I saw that he was actually wearing a sombrero.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 14, 2011, 03:51:21 PM
I bought a bunch of pigs and keep them in my basement. I pay some mexican kid to cut them up into some thick slabs of bacon.
I saw a some mexican cutting my neighbor's grass when I got home from work.  I wasn't thinking anything racist until I saw that he was actually wearing a sombrero.

sounds totally adorable.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 14, 2011, 04:20:54 PM
Nuts Kicked has become what jtksu use to be. sad really.

I was thinking the same thing earlier but thought he needed to have ok-cats moniker, tries to hard to be edgy..
unfortunately for him he's not as good at it(fortunate for us)

So true, but I'm just a sock. I'm pretty sure jtksu is a real person.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 14, 2011, 04:21:19 PM
isn't this huge aquifer drying up?
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 14, 2011, 04:24:17 PM
isn't this huge aquifer drying up?

It's still got about 30-50 years of usable life.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: pissclams on July 14, 2011, 04:36:18 PM
http://consumerist.com/2011/07/bacon-prices-expected-to-surge-this-summer.html

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.cdn.turner.com%2Fmoney%2F2010%2F08%2F24%2Fnews%2Fbacon_prices%2Fpork.png&hash=f639dba6d1a3f7bbecdde986f72286d058f45d8c)

Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: sys on July 14, 2011, 04:41:05 PM
ethanol

kids.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: AbeFroman on July 14, 2011, 05:08:50 PM
I buy all my bacon from Werner's on Johnson Drive. Amazing bacon. I think it's $5.50/lb but haven't been there in a couple weeks. Will report back with more info
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: ben ji on July 14, 2011, 06:34:38 PM
http://www.cnbc.com/id/38725523/The_Bacon_Indicator_What_Sizzling_Prices_Say_About_the_Economy (http://www.cnbc.com/id/38725523/The_Bacon_Indicator_What_Sizzling_Prices_Say_About_the_Economy)

 :users:

So bacon prices going up= a good ecomomy?

Pretty sure its all the damned chinese's fault. You know those huge container ships they send over here full of shoes? Yea well we send it back full of hog carcasses.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303406104576445402964849090.html
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on July 14, 2011, 06:45:04 PM
Oh good, a thread to put my question,

Anyone know of a good mechanic in near trego, I have tractor trailor I use to hall hogs that's been acting up?  At $7 a pound I can't afford to not have this thing running in tip top condition. 

oink, oink, pig, pig do away with the pork, the only silverware I need is a knife and a fork

/s/

Luda
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: _33 on July 14, 2011, 10:45:50 PM
They should stop making "creamed corn" and use all the corn previously being used to make "creamed corn" and feed it to the hogs or whatever.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 14, 2011, 10:53:08 PM
They should stop making "creamed corn" and use all the corn previously being used to make "creamed corn" and feed it to the hogs or whatever.

that and corn pudding. jesus harold christ. corn pudding.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 14, 2011, 10:56:15 PM
Don't even get me started on hominy.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: pissclams on July 15, 2011, 08:32:33 AM
corn nuts.  ban them.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: michigancat on July 15, 2011, 09:25:12 AM
I wish Kansas farmers would grow more quinoa* instead of corn.

*it's the superfood of the Incas
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 15, 2011, 10:39:09 AM
Love me some quinoa.
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 15, 2011, 10:40:34 AM
corn nuts.  ban them.

Yes.  Jesus yes. 
Title: Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 15, 2011, 10:42:15 AM
The only place to get pork bellies in Kansas City is Bichelmeyer's.  They have like 14 different kinds.