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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Kat Kid on July 06, 2011, 12:03:20 PM
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It is with regret that I post this thread. Some of you may have noticed that clams has been acting strangely lately. "Sure, but that's just clams bro. clams is his name, strange is his game," you say. Well some possibly uncomfortable truths must be revealed. Some important questions must be asked. These whispers have for too long been confined to the whispers of pm's and the admin board. No more! Empirical matters shall be brought in to the light to be judged in public.
Without revealing EMAW, LLC intellectual proprietary knowledge, I will disclose that there are statistical metrics that have unequivocally and scientifically discerned increases in squawk activity on the boards. This is not the time to randomly point fingers or wage witch hunts. But it is time to begin appointing a team of investigators to seek truth at the lowest and highest levels of goEMAW. Deception is the mortal enemy of truth and we shall sleigh the serpentine beast of Falsehood in these fields.
I nominate Chingon to assume the role of lead investigator and rick daris to accompany him as deputy. The first investigation shall focus on outting squawks, even among the highest positions within the goEMAW corporate boardroom. The minions will settle for nothing less than a complete and thorough report and they deserve nothing less.
I will allow for seconds, further nominations and discussion below. At sundown tomorrow (Thursday, July 7th) voting will be closed and we will post a poll to be administered during regular business hours (6am to 6pm) Friday July 8th so that the investigators may have the weekend to gather themselves for the difficult task at hand in the coming days.
Please direct any queries to myself in full public view below.
Sincerely,
Tortuga
Executive Asst. Communications Director, Ministry of Openness
Lead Executive Liason to Internal Investigations
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I nominate myself to represent the lowest levels of goEMAW. I have a pretty good resume of outing squawks.
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It is with regret that I post this thread. Some of you may have noticed that clams has been acting strangely lately. "Sure, but that's just clams bro. clams is his name, strange is his game," you say. Well some possibly uncomfortable truths must be revealed. Some important questions must be asked. These whispers have for too long been confined to the whispers of pm's and the admin board. No more! Empirical matters shall be brought in to the light to be judged in public.
Without revealing EMAW, LLC intellectual proprietary knowledge, I will disclose that there are statistical metrics that have unequivocally and scientifically discerned increases in squawk activity on the boards. This is not the time to randomly point fingers or wage witch hunts. But it is time to begin appointing a team of investigators to seek truth at the lowest and highest levels of goEMAW. Deception is the mortal enemy of truth and we shall sleigh the serpentine beast of Falsehood in these fields.
I nominate Chingon to assume the role of lead investigator and rick daris to accompany him as deputy. The first investigation shall focus on outting squawks, even among the highest positions within the goEMAW corporate boardroom. The minions will settle for nothing less than a complete and thorough report and they deserve nothing less.
I will allow for seconds, further nominations and discussion below. At sundown tomorrow (Thursday, July 7th) voting will be closed and we will post a poll to be administered during regular business hours (6am to 6pm) Friday July 8th so that the investigators may have the weekend to gather themselves for the difficult task at hand in the coming days.
Please direct any queries to myself in full public view below.
Sincerely,
Tortuga
Executive Asst. Communications Director, Ministry of Openness
Lead Executive Liason to Internal Investigations
this all sounds like something a squawk would say, imo.
#teamclams
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If its all the same, I prefer the witch hunt method.
If that is already off the table, I nominate Winters for deputy. We can't have both positions filled by Mods. Who knows who they will protect? They have too much at stake to be impartial.
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I agree something must be done, and I humbly accept your nomination. Rest assured all you EMAWs out there that I will be fair and impartial. Please feel free to pm me details of any suspicious posting activities you notice. Your anonymity is secure with me.
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If its all the same, I prefer the witch hunt method.
If that is already off the table, I nominate Winters for deputy. We can't have both positions filled by Mods. Who knows who they will protect? They have too much at stake to be impartial.
This.
Need some representation by the proletariat on this thing. Plus, non-mods usually ask stupid questions, and responding to stupid questions can make people (read: squawks) misstep.
Also, I am in favor a secondary group to covertly oversee the first group, in an effort to ensure fair play and effective squawk outing. It's vitally important that the second group be anonymous and report directly to BSAC. Probably should be nominated by someone who isn't in the first group. I nominate Clams for that, since he obviously won't be in the first group, and he loves the rough ridin' crap out of secret societies.
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If we discover in our own private investigations that we are actually a squawk are we obligated to report it?
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I have a list of demands for my inevitable stake-burning:
- The stake must, and I mean must, be made out of cherry mahogany.
- A Neil Diamond record must be playing while you dumbasses are taking like 20 minutes to try and find a thing to light a fire with. Yeah, go buy a record player, you heathens.
- Bob Strawn must read my last rites. I will not negotiate over this.
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If we discover in our own private investigations that we are actually a squawk are we obligated to report it?
I think you just did, squawk.
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I humbly accept your nomination.
Your nomination hasn't been seconded yet fuckface. Just settle down.
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I humbly accept your nomination.
Your nomination hasn't been seconded yet fuckface. Just settle down.
JFC, glad someone said it. Thank you.
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If we discover in our own private investigations that we are actually a squawk are we obligated to report it?
I think you just did, squawk.
Everyone knows you can't report yourself, first of many squawks outed. You are welcome Chingon.
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If we discover in our own private investigations that we are actually a squawk are we obligated to report it?
I think you just did, squawk.
Everyone knows you can't report yourself, first of many squawks outed. You are welcome Chingon.
Whether you are allowed to report yourself or not, everyone knows what you are now.
Justice for Caylee.
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I humbly accept your nomination.
Your nomination hasn't been seconded yet fuckface. Just settle down.
interaction noted
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If you find squawk activities and you don't report them, that is considered unEMAW like activity. If we find out you have been uncooperative that will automatically trigger an investigation.
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If you find squawk activities and you don't report them, that is considered unEMAW like activity. If we find out you have been uncooperative that will automatically trigger an investigation.
Should we report all activities to this thread or just use a pm?
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There's a lot of stuff that needs to come to the forefront during this investigation. Will it? Lulz, of course not.
Let me take each of you readers with me on a trip in my time machine. Where are we going? To the place in time after this investigation concludes. What is the result? The result is the same chodes doing the same chode like crap. Squawks everywhere squawking around like a bunch of mongloids. Good luck with that.
This whole scene smells exactly like what it is, complete bulllshit.
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If we discover in our own private investigations that we are actually a squawk are we obligated to report it?
Yes. Procedural due process is your only path to salvation.
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Oregoncat is always posting stuff about KU.
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Pete, Wichita your concerns are duly noted. I must clarify, Chingon has not yet been elected as lead investigator. Chingon will report any squawk related activity (as we are all obliged to do under our user agreements) and has of course assumed the "interim" title commensurate with my nomination, his acceptance and his sterling reputation.
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If you find squawk activities and you don't report them, that is considered unEMAW like activity. If we find out you have been uncooperative that will automatically trigger an investigation.
Should we report all activities to this thread or just use a pm?
If your EMAW is so weak that you wish to remain anonymous, feel free to PM the information.
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Tortuga:
(I meant to send this to you earlier this week. However, I believe much of it is still relevant.)
In the football board Thursday night I stated that goEMAW harbors a nest of squawks and squawk sympathizers who are helping to shape our message board dialogue. I further stated that I have in my possession the names of 57 squawks who are registered with goEMAW at present. A goEMAW moderator promptly denied this, claiming that there is not a single squawk at goEMAW. You can convince yourself of the falsity of the goEMAW claim very easily. You will recall that you personally appointed a board to screen goEMAW posters for the purpose of weeding out squawks—posters whom the mods considered dangerous to the security of this message board. Your board did a painstaking job, and named hundreds which had been listed as dangerous to the security of the message board, because of squawk connections.
While the records are not available to me, I know absolutely of one group of approximately 300 posters certified to the goEMAW moderators for banning because of squawkism. They have actually only banned approximately 8. I understand that this was done after lengthy consultation with the now-convicted traitor, Bosz56. I would suggest, therefore, Tortuga, that you simply pick up your phone and ask the other moderators how many of those whom your board had labeled as dangerous squawks they failed to ban. The day the KSUFANS Un-EMAW Activities Committee exposed Bosz56 as an important link in a Lawrence squawk message board ring you signed an order forbidding goEMAW from giving any information in regard to the disloyalty or the squawk connections of anyone on that board to the goEMAW posters.
Despite this goEMAW moderator black-out, we have been able to compile a list of 57 squawks at goEMAW. This list is available to you but you can get a much longer list by ordering the other goEMAW mods to give you a list of those whom your own mods listed as being squawks and who are still posting at goEMAW. I believe the following is the minimum which can be expected of you in this case.
1. That you demand that pissclams give you and the proper goEMAW mods the names and a complete report on all of those who were mods at KSUFANS under Bosz56, and all of those still posting at goEMAW who were listed by your mods as bad posters because of their squawk connections.
2. That you promptly revoke the order in which you provided under no circumstances could a goEMAW poster obtain any information or help in exposing squawks. (It appears you have begun to rectify this today.)
Failure on your part will label goEMAW as being the bedfellow of international squawkism. Certainly this label is not deserved by the hundreds of loyal EMAW posters throughout the board, and by the sizable number of able loyal EMAWs in goEMAW management.
Sincerely,
slimz
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Lead investigator: MIR
Deputy: Winters
2nd Deputy: Poonhound69
If these are not the three running this, then any chance of this being done properly is nonexistent
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I nominate scoops as lead
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I nominate scoops as lead
I second that nomination
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This whole thing smells like the set up to a black op.
Yes, a goEMAW 9/11 if you will, and blame it on the squawks.
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I nominate scoops as lead
I second that nomination
That's just what you squawks want an absentee leader.
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I nominate scoops as lead
I second that nomination
Scoops is now running unopposed.
Remember the nominating and seconding session will end tomorrow. Make sure that you are on the record, completely out in the open.
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I second Chingon's nomination.
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It pains me to bring this to the attention of the council, but I have recently come into information I believe to be vital to the investigation. A one 'dlew12' which I suspect to be a clever rearrangement of lewd21 in reference to former KU Athletic Director Lew Perkins who now is employed by an all girls school(:horrorsurprise:) and his known affinity for younger girls. This individual has repeatedly tried to defend the blatant attempt of one John Currie to award AD monies to an under qualified architectural firm known to have ties to the University of Tennessee. These findings are very disturbing and should be monitored for further evidence.
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1. That you demand that pissclams give you and the proper goEMAW mods the names and a complete report on all of those who were mods at KSUFANS under Bosz56, and all of those still posting at goEMAW who were listed by your mods as bad posters because of their squawk connections.
I can't do that. I wouldn't even put that suggestion on the table for consideration. That report is not being leaked, anywhere, period.
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KU beat writer, Austin Meek. :shakesfist:
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KU beat writer, Austin Meek. :shakesfist:
Wefald, Krause
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In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Just remember that.
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behind every great fortune is a great lie
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It pains me to bring this to the attention of the council, but I have recently come into information I believe to be vital to the investigation. A one 'dlew12' which I suspect to be a clever rearrangement of lewd21 in reference to former KU Athletic Director Lew Perkins who now is employed by an all girls school(:horrorsurprise:) and his known affinity for younger girls. This individual has repeatedly tried to defend the blatant attempt of one John Currie to award AD monies to an under qualified architectural firm known to have ties to the University of Tennessee. These findings are very disturbing and should be monitored for further evidence.
LMAO, good luck with this. Seriously. I could prove my EMAW, but seriously, I probably shouldn't/don't need to.
Keep chasing windmills, Don Squawkote
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Tortuga:
(I meant to send this to you earlier this week. However, I believe much of it is still relevant.)
In the football board Thursday night I stated that goEMAW harbors a nest of squawks and squawk sympathizers who are helping to shape our message board dialogue. I further stated that I have in my possession the names of 57 squawks who are registered with goEMAW at present. A goEMAW moderator promptly denied this, claiming that there is not a single squawk at goEMAW. You can convince yourself of the falsity of the goEMAW claim very easily. You will recall that you personally appointed a board to screen goEMAW posters for the purpose of weeding out squawks—posters whom the mods considered dangerous to the security of this message board. Your board did a painstaking job, and named hundreds which had been listed as dangerous to the security of the message board, because of squawk connections.
While the records are not available to me, I know absolutely of one group of approximately 300 posters certified to the goEMAW moderators for banning because of squawkism. They have actually only banned approximately 8. I understand that this was done after lengthy consultation with the now-convicted traitor, Bosz56. I would suggest, therefore, Tortuga, that you simply pick up your phone and ask the other moderators how many of those whom your board had labeled as dangerous squawks they failed to ban. The day the KSUFANS Un-EMAW Activities Committee exposed Bosz56 as an important link in a Lawrence squawk message board ring you signed an order forbidding goEMAW from giving any information in regard to the disloyalty or the squawk connections of anyone on that board to the goEMAW posters.
Despite this goEMAW moderator black-out, we have been able to compile a list of 57 squawks at goEMAW. This list is available to you but you can get a much longer list by ordering the other goEMAW mods to give you a list of those whom your own mods listed as being squawks and who are still posting at goEMAW. I believe the following is the minimum which can be expected of you in this case.
1. That you demand that pissclams give you and the proper goEMAW mods the names and a complete report on all of those who were mods at KSUFANS under Bosz56, and all of those still posting at goEMAW who were listed by your mods as bad posters because of their squawk connections.
2. That you promptly revoke the order in which you provided under no circumstances could a goEMAW poster obtain any information or help in exposing squawks. (It appears you have begun to rectify this today.)
Failure on your part will label goEMAW as being the bedfellow of international squawkism. Certainly this label is not deserved by the hundreds of loyal EMAW posters throughout the board, and by the sizable number of able loyal EMAWs in goEMAW management.
Sincerely,
slimz
Excuse me. I have never taken ultimatums and I don't think I'll start now. Process and truth will rule the day. If you don't like the investigation, then nominate yourself and run for the position. Once a lead investigator is chosen by the people, whatever substantiated evidence you have should be submitted to the proper authorities.
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I second Chingon's nomination.
Chingon is now running against Scoops. Scoops, however, will need to accept his nomination before he appears on the ballot.
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I second Chingon's nomination.
Chingon is now running against Scoops. Scoops, however, will need to accept his nomination before he appears on the ballot.
Damn it, Scoops hasn't been seen for awhile. . . I nominate Dlew12.
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Damn it, Scoops hasn't been seen for awhile. . . I nominate Dlew12.
dlew12 is not eligible for nomination, as he is currently under investigation. if you want to help dlew12, i suggest you think and pray.
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Damn it, Scoops hasn't been seen for awhile. . . I nominate Dlew12.
dlew12 is not eligible for nomination, as he is currently under investigation. if you want to help dlew12, i suggest you think and pray.
How is he under investigation when there isn't even an investigator yet? If you are referring to private investigations, everyone here is under investigation. I suggest you and everyone else tread lightly.
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Damn it, Scoops hasn't been seen for awhile. . . I nominate Dlew12.
dlew12 is not eligible for nomination, as he is currently under investigation. if you want to help dlew12, i suggest you think and pray.
sys, your adjudication has no standing in the court of public opinion.
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This process is broken, I think I should just be named Lead Investigator for the time being and if necessary we can take a vote to remove me from power.
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Damn it, Scoops hasn't been seen for awhile. . . I nominate Dlew12.
dlew12 is not eligible for nomination, as he is currently under investigation. if you want to help dlew12, i suggest you think and pray.
I regretfully accept my investigation and will do what I can to clear my name.
Like Sys said, keep me in your prayers.
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Damn it, Scoops hasn't been seen for awhile. . . I nominate Dlew12.
dlew12 is not eligible for nomination, as he is currently under investigation. if you want to help dlew12, i suggest you think and pray.
I regretfully accept my investigation and will do what I can to clear my name.
Like Sys said, keep me in your prayers.
Just don't go all Budd Dwyer on us, mmmkay? :goodbyecruelworld:
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This process is broken, I think I should just be named Lead Investigator for the time being and if necessary we can take a vote to remove me from power.
chingon, i support naming you as lead investigator.
also, i would like to report tortuga as a suspected squawk. please keep my report anon. to tortuga, but be sure to let the committee know that i was among those reporting him.
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This process is broken, I think I should just be named Lead Investigator for the time being and if necessary we can take a vote to remove me from power.
Sage words. The logic of squawks permeates even this thread. You are hereby designated. Commence your work to bringing squawks to the light. Wherever this investigation shall lead.
The process for selecting your deputy shall continue as planned. Should your work be called in to question by a reputable source, there will be recall procedures available.
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And democracy has failed.
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Also, that guy who has an avatar of Luis Colon on an elephant. He's a total squawk.
And Dooley. Big ass squawk.
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Our most pressing investigation has been exposed. Chingon, Godspeed.
First off, you stay out of this SquawkClams, isn't about time for you to take a "trip" or something, or better yet, go hang out with your friends.
www.kusports.com (http://www.kusports.com)
www.jayhawkslant.com (http://www.jayhawkslant.com)
www.phog.net (http://www.phog.net)
Yeah, you know you want to click on each of those right now, to go home again.
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This process is broken, I think I should just be named Lead Investigator for the time being and if necessary we can take a vote to remove me from power.
Sage words. The logic of squawks permeates even this thread. You are hereby designated. Commence your work to bringing squawks to the light. Wherever this investigation shall lead.
The process for selecting your deputy shall continue as planned. Should your work be called in to question by a reputable source, there will be recall procedures available.
I'm a part of this process or I'm shootin this bitch up.
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I nominate MakeItRain. That is, if Tortuga is through playing Hitler.
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I nominate MakeItRain. That is, if Tortuga is through playing Hitler.
I second.
Nominated and Seconded.
So far:
Interim/Acting Lead Investigator: Chingon
Also nominated and seconded: Scoops, MIR. The process remains open and above board. Nominations, seconds continue. Order restored.
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i'm going to nominate pissclams. he'll put the whole system on trial.
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i'm going to nominate pissclams. he'll put the whole system on trial.
unlikely. also, i vote we move to a vote or whatever that rule is. the sooner we can formally investigate clams, find him guilty and get him out of here the better. not that it really matters, he'll just lay low for a week and come back as mike stinkey again.
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i'm going to nominate pissclams. he'll put the whole system on trial.
Motion seconded, the anti-clams rhetoric now leads me to believe we are being led astray from the real problem at hand. If 'clams is as squawky as is claimed it will show immediately as lead investigator and those bringing allegations against him can do as they please.
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burn the place down.
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Pissclams is nominated and seconded, will he accept?
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Pissclams is nominated and seconded, will he accept?
he won't, which is all the proof i need, personally.
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Pissclams is nominated and seconded, will he accept?
he won't, which is all the proof i need, personally.
Yep. Best we go with Make It Rain. He's the scariest. That's what we need here.
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Cheyenne Zulu. Total squawk.
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Yep. Best we go with Make It Rain. He's the scariest. That's what we need here.
the only PI'ing i ever got that actually scared me.
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Sorry I just got involved, I have been reading every pm sent over the past 300 days. Some of you guys are rough ridin' creepy and some of you actually pm your own socks.
Anyway, I am ready to out some squawks like crazy based on squawk pms that are despicable.
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i'm going to nominate pissclams. he'll put the whole system on trial.
come back as mike stinkey again.
:horrorsurprise: I have no idea what to make of this....
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Yep. Best we go with Make It Rain. He's the scariest. That's what we need here.
the only PI'ing i ever got that actually scared me.
Squawk or not, MIR will make you feel like one after he's PI'd you.
Vote: MIR
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Yep. Best we go with Make It Rain. He's the scariest. That's what we need here.
the only PI'ing i ever got that actually scared me.
Squawk or not, MIR will make you feel like one after he's PI'd you.
Vote: MIR
Deputy: _FAN (because he can come in afterwards and play 'good cop')
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It pains me to bring this to the attention of the council, but I have recently come into information I believe to be vital to the investigation. A one 'dlew12' which I suspect to be a clever rearrangement of lewd21 in reference to former KU Athletic Director Lew Perkins who now is employed by an all girls school(:horrorsurprise:) and his known affinity for younger girls. This individual has repeatedly tried to defend the blatant attempt of one John Currie to award AD monies to an under qualified architectural firm known to have ties to the University of Tennessee. These findings are very disturbing and should be monitored for further evidence.
LMAO, good luck with this. Seriously. I could prove my EMAW, but seriously, I probably shouldn't/don't need to.
Keep chasing windmills, Don Squawkote
I would like to second both Dlew12's strong EMAW, and his nomination for office, although he may be better suited to be the deputy. In fact, this ridiculous stretch of the imagination by wetwillie makes me think he might need to be renamed wetbabyjay. Anyone questioning Dlew's aggressive EMAWing is quite likely an enemy of EMAW.
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Real Sugar Dick should be lead investigator with unbridled authority to oust squawks. He has experience in the CIA and the KGB. Also, he is the meanest sonuvabitch on this board and hates everyone. No squawk would be spared. You would just have to accept the fact that several weak goemawers might end up as collateral damage.
Since the mods on this board of rough ridin' idiots without brains, Real Sugar Dick doubts he will be awarded this position, but he stands ready to serve his goEMAW brethren when called upon.
/s/
Sugar Dick
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Real Sugar Dick should be lead investigator with unbridled authority to oust squawks. He has experience in the CIA and the KGB. Also, he is the meanest sonuvabitch on this board and hates everyone. No squawk would be spared. You would just have to accept the fact that several weak goEMAWers might end up as collateral damage.
Since the mods on this board of effing idiots without brains, Real Sugar Dick doubts he will be awarded this position, but he stands ready to serve his goEMAW brethren when called upon.
/s/
Sugar Dick
Maybe on an interim basis. Go ahead and out a squawk, see how you do the first go round.
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if real sugardick were still around, i doubt we'd even have a problem with squawks. but, he's not, and we do.
i put my trust in chingon, you don't see squawk infestations on auburn boards, do you?
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It pains me to bring this to the attention of the council, but I have recently come into information I believe to be vital to the investigation. A one 'dlew12' which I suspect to be a clever rearrangement of lewd21 in reference to former KU Athletic Director Lew Perkins who now is employed by an all girls school(:horrorsurprise:) and his known affinity for younger girls. This individual has repeatedly tried to defend the blatant attempt of one John Currie to award AD monies to an under qualified architectural firm known to have ties to the University of Tennessee. These findings are very disturbing and should be monitored for further evidence.
LMAO, good luck with this. Seriously. I could prove my EMAW, but seriously, I probably shouldn't/don't need to.
Keep chasing windmills, Don Squawkote
I would like to second both Dlew12's strong EMAW, and his nomination for office, although he may be better suited to be the deputy. In fact, this ridiculous stretch of the imagination by wetwillie makes me think he might need to be renamed wetbabyjay. Anyone questioning Dlew's aggressive EMAWing is quite likely an enemy of EMAW.
dlew12 won't accept. he told me long ago he would never mix his work and his play. but with the way things have been going around here, maybe play isn't the right word.
I shudder to think what might become of this place if the polling situation goes awry.
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i'm going to nominate pissclams. he'll put the whole system on trial.
:lol: at you thinking clams could put anything on trial, let alone the whole system.
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This has been a long time coming
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This has been a long time coming
you won't last a week
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While I appreciate you all spending so much time debating this subject, I am a man of action. Accordingly, I have purchased a bunch of soap bars and a heavy duty pillow case. Just let me know when I'm supposed to go to work on Clams. (I also have oranges if bruising is a concern.) TIA.
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This has been a long time coming
So, uh, hey, Cire. Who, uh, do you think is gonna, you know, win the football game this year? You, uuuh, gonna stick with, you know, your same pick from the last three years? Who was that again?
:users:
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Everyone not named:
Pete ($200!!!)
'clams ($200!!!)
EMAWgeddon ($175!!)
Saul
LSOC
Meek
Levi
Underdog Wildcat
Toupee Tactics Always Fail
kitten_mittons
Willie Wantanabe
RightMeow
Stevesie60
Wabash909
sys
steve dave
ChiCat
Poster formerly known as jthutch
Tortuga
Rick Daris
Honus Tannoudji
j_rake
Chunkles
BW
steaksdime
CNS Casey
clownMEAT
AppleJack
CartierFor3
Chemhawk
j-dub
ksu_FAN
slimz
42
Cassidy
sonofdaxjones
OregonHawk
wetwillie
AlBundynurmouth
Curtis Kitchen
8manpick
MIR
Johnny Wichita
Gooch
BBF$$Kat
WichitaPizzaCat
Trim
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Everyone not named:
Pete ($200!!!)
'clams ($200!!!)
EMAWgeddon ($175!!)
Saul
LSOC
Meek
Levi
Underdog Wildcat
Toupee Tactics Always Fail
kitten_mittons
Willie Wantanabe
RightMeow
Stevesie60
Wabash909
sys
steve dave
ChiCat
Poster formerly known as jthutch
Tortuga
Rick Daris
Honus Tannoudji
j_rake
Chunkles
BW
steaksdime
CNS Casey
clownMEAT
AppleJack
CartierFor3
Chemhawk
j-dub
ksu_FAN
slimz
42
Cassidy
sonofdaxjones
OregonHawk
wetwillie
AlBundynurmouth
Curtis Kitchen
8manpick
MIR
Johnny Wichita
Gooch
BBF$$Kat
WichitaPizzaCat
Trim
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Everyone not named:
Pete ($200!!!)
'clams ($200!!!)
EMAWgeddon ($175!!)
Saul
LSOC
Meek
Levi
Underdog Wildcat
Toupee Tactics Always Fail
kitten_mittons
Willie Wantanabe
RightMeow
Stevesie60
Wabash909
sys
steve dave
ChiCat
Poster formerly known as jthutch
Tortuga
Rick Daris
Honus Tannoudji
j_rake
Chunkles
BW
steaksdime
CNS Casey
clownMEAT
AppleJack
CartierFor3
Chemhawk
j-dub
ksu_FAN
slimz
42
Cassidy
sonofdaxjones
OregonHawk
wetwillie
AlBundynurmouth
Curtis Kitchen
8manpick
MIR
Johnny Wichita
Gooch
BBF$$Kat
WichitaPizzaCat
Trim
:surprised:
makes you think doesn't it?
shows why this whole process is necessary....
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I second Poonhound69
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I second Poonhound69
nice try ChiCat.
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I nominate cas. My God, no one hates the squawks as much as he does.
BUT WAIT! I may or may not have heard him sing the kU fight song once upon a time... WHO CAN WE TRUST!?! :horrorsurprise:
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So non-BBBS donors are squawks? Good to be safe, and nice to have a clear cut method, but can we include a provision where if your name directly references squawkdom, you are still a squawk. OregonSquawk is a squawk, and would surely be proud to admit it.
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I agree it's possible to still be a squawk after donating, but you're certainly a squawk if you don't.
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I agree it's possible to still be a squawk after donating, but you're certainly a squawk if you don't.
Then put yoga and EPAW on the list.
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I agree it's possible to still be a squawk after donating, but you're certainly a squawk if you don't.
Then put yoga and EPAW on the list.
EPAW?
Horses don't own chattel dude, they are chattel. rough ridin' guy lives in the Beltway and can't tell the difference between chattel and non-chattel.
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I agree it's possible to still be a squawk after donating, but you're certainly a squawk if you don't.
Then put yoga and EPAW on the list.
EPAW?
squawk squawk't squawk squawk dude, squawk are squawk. squawking squawk squawks in the squawkway and squawk't squawk the squawk between squawk and non-squawk .
:blah: <-except with squawk
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Look, there are two guys on this board that I know are the most virulent anti-squawks out there. I'm going to name one of them as my nominee:
Trim. The guy lives to take down squawks. If he can't get it done, no one can.
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Look, there are two guys on this board that I know are the most virulent anti-squawks out there. I'm going to name one of them as my nominee:
Trim. The guy lives to take down squawks. If he can't get it done, no one can.
:dubious:
Sounds like something I'd say if I wanted to protect a squawk.
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I've read/watched enough murder mysteries to solve this. It's obviously trim/sd, in fat tony's, with the guilt card. Fine. Are we done yet?!
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I agree it's possible to still be a squawk after donating, but you're certainly a squawk if you don't.
Then put yoga and EPAW on the list.
EPAW?
squawk squawk't squawk squawk dude, squawk are squawk. squawking squawk squawks in the squawkway and squawk't squawk the squawk between squawk and non-squawk .
:blah: <-except with squawk
Says the squawk who is happy letting children get molested and what not...
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Look, there are two guys on this board that I know are the most virulent anti-squawks out there. I'm going to name one of them as my nominee:
Trim. The guy lives to take down squawks. If he can't get it done, no one can.
:chokeouthandscombofanhandsign:
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I agree it's possible to still be a squawk after donating, but you're certainly a squawk if you don't.
Then put yoga and EPAW on the list.
EPAW?
squawk squawk't squawk squawk dude, squawk are squawk. squawking squawk squawks in the squawkway and squawk't squawk the squawk between squawk and non-squawk .
:blah: <-except with squawk
Says the squawk who is happy letting children get molested and what not...
Yep, Felix Rex thinks it's funny and all to have that kid in his avatar, but when it comes to throwing in a few bucks to see to it that children are receiving the mentorship they need, no can do.
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I agree it's possible to still be a squawk after donating, but you're certainly a squawk if you don't.
Then put yoga and EPAW on the list.
EPAW?
squawk squawk't squawk squawk dude, squawk are squawk. squawking squawk squawks in the squawkway and squawk't squawk the squawk between squawk and non-squawk .
:blah: <-except with squawk
Says the squawk who is happy letting children get molested and what not...
Yep, Felix Rex thinks it's funny and all to have that kid in his avatar, but when it comes to throwing in a few bucks to see to it that children are receiving the mentorship they need, no can do.
Just realized that it's TTAF who has a kid in his avatar, not Felix Rex. But my point still stands, Felix Rex. Squawk.
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Real Sugar Dick should be lead investigator with unbridled authority to oust squawks. He has experience in the CIA and the KGB. Also, he is the meanest sonuvabitch on this board and hates everyone. No squawk would be spared. You would just have to accept the fact that several weak goEMAWers might end up as collateral damage.
Since the mods on this board of effing idiots without brains, Real Sugar Dick doubts he will be awarded this position, but he stands ready to serve his goEMAW brethren when called upon.
/s/
Sugar Dick
Maybe on an interim basis. Go ahead and out a squawk, see how you do the first go round.
Work for free???? :lol:
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I agree it's possible to still be a squawk after donating, but you're certainly a squawk if you don't.
Then put yoga and EPAW on the list.
EPAW?
Horses don't own chattel dude, they are chattel. effing guy lives in the Beltway and can't tell the difference between chattel and non-chattel.
Son of a bitch.
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Real Sugar Dick should be lead investigator with unbridled authority to oust squawks. He has experience in the CIA and the KGB. Also, he is the meanest sonuvabitch on this board and hates everyone. No squawk would be spared. You would just have to accept the fact that several weak goEMAWers might end up as collateral damage.
Since the mods on this board of effing idiots without brains, Real Sugar Dick doubts he will be awarded this position, but he stands ready to serve his goEMAW brethren when called upon.
/s/
Sugar Dick
Maybe on an interim basis. Go ahead and out a squawk, see how you do the first go round.
Work for free???? :lol:
union worker outed
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KU SUCKS
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I agree it's possible to still be a squawk after donating, but you're certainly a squawk if you don't.
Then put yoga and EPAW on the list.
EPAW?
Horses don't own chattel dude, they are chattel. effing guy lives in the Beltway and can't tell the difference between chattel and non-chattel.
Son of a bitch.
holy lord! we have a second goEMAW animal poster. my dog Jeremiah massey being the first. he deleted and doesn't post anymore though.
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Real Sugar Dick should be lead investigator with unbridled authority to oust squawks. He has experience in the CIA and the KGB. Also, he is the meanest sonuvabitch on this board and hates everyone. No squawk would be spared. You would just have to accept the fact that several weak goEMAWers might end up as collateral damage.
Since the mods on this board of effing idiots without brains, Real Sugar Dick doubts he will be awarded this position, but he stands ready to serve his goEMAW brethren when called upon.
/s/
Sugar Dick
Maybe on an interim basis. Go ahead and out a squawk, see how you do the first go round.
Work for free???? :lol:
union worker outed
There's a goEPAW union??
Nonetheless, I take my nomination for Lead Investigator seriously. I'm patiently awaiting approval from one of the dickless moron without a brain Mods.
I have a few leads I'd like to look into, also a few true goEMAWers that I feel deserve persecution for being so goddamn stupid they can't honestly believe they deserve to breath the same air as everyone else.
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Yeah right, like I'm donating to that crap charity :flush: :lol:
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Yeah right, like I'm donating to that crap charity :flush: :lol:
:eek:
Not sure if it's necessary, but I'd like to propose that hemmy is indeed a squawk.
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Yeah right, like I'm donating to that crap charity :flush: :lol:
Sounds like somebody wasn't mentored properly as a youngster. And like they always say, if it walks like an unmentored youngster and talks like an unmentored youngster, it's a squawk.
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Why don't those kids just get mentored by parents, relatives, coaches, teachers, etc? I'd rather my kid do that than some creepy pedo that volunteers to hang out with kids.
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Why don't those kids just get mentored by parents, relatives, coaches, teachers, etc? I'd rather my kid do that than some creepy pedo that volunteers to hang out with kids.
This thread is living up to it's name. jtku, OUTED!
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Why don't those kids just get mentored by parents, relatives, coaches, teachers, etc?
Generally, the program isn't needed for kids with all of those mentoring options or especially the lucky ones with great role model older bros who mentor them to juggalodom.
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I'm going to want those 15 votes recounted
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dlew12 is going to clean out all the squawks? :lol: can't wait to see this.
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The only squawk I can think of off the top of my head is that walking taco guy. Squawk if I ever saw one. I think everyone else is in the clearIthough.AAllminNfavoroofSdisbandingqthisusillyasearchw replykpls.
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dlew12 is going to clean out all the squawks? :lol: can't wait to see this.
Watch it buster. There's a new sheriff in town - one that has access to some pretty compromising photos.
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'grats dlew. when investigating, please remember how i helped your friends push their car out of my apartment parking lot when it was an ice slick.
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Guys, has anyone seen Scoop since this thread was started?! I bet that dood is so deep undercover right now that he's sleeping in the bottom bunk at Saul's house.
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KU SUCKS
Hall.
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Guys, has anyone seen Scoop since this thread was started?! I bet that dood is so deep undercover right now that he's sleeping in the bottom bunk at Saul's house.
I'm afraid this thread might have been too public. It's entirely possible that squawks kidnapped and maybe even murdered him. :frown:
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It takes a squawk to know a squawk.
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And it takes a roo to fake a squawk.
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And it takes a roo to fake a squawk.
wut
:confused:
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It takes a squawk to know a squawk.
Flawless logic. I nominate Beems as Head Squawk-Outter.
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It takes a squawk to know a squawk.
Flawless logic. I nominate Beems as Head Squawk-Outter.
Squawks can't be trusted to sweep the floor, do the dishes or take out the garbage. They certainly can't be trusted to clean this place up.
/thread
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I disagree. I believe squawks are great at sweeping, cleaning toilets, mopping up vomit,. etc. It's in their blood. I personally hire a truckload of them about once a month when I need some landscaping done. They may be dumb but they work hard.
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I disagree. I believe squawks are great at sweeping, cleaning toilets, mopping up vomit,. etc. It's in their blood. I personally hire a truckload of them about once a month when I need some landscaping done. They may be dumb but they work hard.
Why is K-State so poor compared to KU then?
:confused:
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I disagree. I believe squawks are great at sweeping, cleaning toilets, mopping up vomit,. etc. It's in their blood. I personally hire a truckload of them about once a month when I need some landscaping done. They may be dumb but they work hard.
Why is K-State so poor compared to KU then?
:confused:
Where I work, there are about 10 cleaning people. There is 1 person who is the director of the building. Tuition x10 > Tuition x1.
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KU's endowment is over $1 billion.
K-State's was less than $300 million last time I checked.
:kstategrad:
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KU's endowment is over $1 billion.
K-State's was less than $300 million last time I checked.
:kstategrad:
KSU's is $2 billion.
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KU's endowment is over $1 billion.
K-State's was less than $300 million last time I checked.
:kstategrad:
KSU's is $2 billion.
:kstategrad:
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Can we self report as a squawk and thus receive preferential treatment?
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Just read the first page.. :lol:
OMG I :love: the crap out of this site..
If this site was a hot chick I would not only do nasty unspeakable(yet consensual) things to it, but I would cuddle it after each and every vigorous humping sesh. I would listen and actually care every night when it bitched about the girls that she works with, and that stupid slutty friend it has that isn't really a friend at all..
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Just read the first page.. :lol:
OMG I :love: the crap out of this site..
If this site was a hot chick I would not only do nasty unspeakable(yet consensual) things to it, but I would cuddle it after each and every vigorous humping sesh. I would listen and actually care every night when it bitched about the girls that she works with, and that stupid slutty friend it has that isn't really a friend at all..
:users:
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Just read the first page.. :lol:
OMG I :love: the crap out of this site..
If this site was a hot chick I would not only do nasty unspeakable(yet consensual) things to it, but I would cuddle it after each and every vigorous humping sesh. I would listen and actually care every night when it bitched about the girls that she works with, and that stupid slutty friend it has that isn't really a friend at all..
The Word.
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what is this place
tortuga aka joseph mccarthy
look squawks are brainwashed terrorists but they're necessary to make the rest of us awesome and elite. if there is no bottom rung, then there can't be any top rung, yadig? sheesh
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Just read the first page.. :lol:
OMG I :love: the crap out of this site..
If this site was a hot chick I would not only do nasty unspeakable(yet consensual) things to it, but I would cuddle it after each and every vigorous humping sesh. I would listen and actually care every night when it bitched about the girls that she works with, and that stupid slutty friend it has that isn't really a friend at all..
This board will eff you in ways that would make Vanessa Del Rio blush but will also charm the pants off your grandma at your cousin's wedding- while being the hottest message board there. It will, however, eff half your frat and that lift operator she met in Banf.
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Vanessa Del Rio
more like limestoneoldballs
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Vanessa Del Rio
more like limestoneoldballs
She was before my time but I enjoy the classics.
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No idea who this chick is but I assume she is an aged porn star. I can't get down with the classic stuff. Way too much bush and way, way too much of the between the dude's legs ball slappin camara angle for me. Just sayin.
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OH crap. I WAS IN THE VOTING! DO ANOTHER, DO ANOTHER :excited:
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OH crap. I WAS IN THE VOTING! DO ANOTHER, DO ANOTHER :excited:
I haven't read the copy of the bylaws I received when I signed up recently, but I don't think this qualifies for a run-off election.
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Scoops can have it. This is a really stressful job.
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Scoops can have it. This is a really stressful job.
This could make a major impact on the Team Scoops / PBX vote.
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For some of you KU haters, my contribution(not that I think you'll watch more than minute of 1 of them, let alone all of them).. Fab Five vs. Kansas in the Rainbow classic final.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIXoXrY5ApA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAI-GKi9-cE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6f3C4Xqjg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppUVKMZ-Bz0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpOeXIewVYc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIv2fhjo_Q&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6MtOMBgrZQ&feature=related
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For some of you KU haters, my contribution(not that I think you'll watch more than minute of 1 of them, let alone all of them).. Fab Five vs. Kansas in the Rainbow classic final.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIXoXrY5ApA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAI-GKi9-cE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6f3C4Xqjg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppUVKMZ-Bz0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpOeXIewVYc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIv2fhjo_Q&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6MtOMBgrZQ&feature=related
Awesome, I loved the Fab Five. Dislike KU, this is great.
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For some of you KU haters, my contribution(not that I think you'll watch more than minute of 1 of them, let alone all of them).. Fab Five vs. Kansas in the Rainbow classic final.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIXoXrY5ApA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAI-GKi9-cE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6f3C4Xqjg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppUVKMZ-Bz0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpOeXIewVYc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIv2fhjo_Q&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6MtOMBgrZQ&feature=related
Awesome, I loved the Fab Five. Dislike KU, this is great.
Yeah, I mean if you like watching awesome basketball players playing awesome basketball, Kansas losing, and kick ass green courts this video is for you.. The first 2 videos I realized are nothing but pregame which is not that awesome considering it's two off-brand announcers, it does show highlights of Michigan's thrilling victory the night before though (same team Webber effed us against in the NCAA final later in the year)..
Also, I didn't notice this as a little kid when I watched this live, but how swaggerific are the UofM coaching staffs matching Hawaiian shirt/khaki pants/sock and brown shoe combo ?? JFC, there couldn't of been a dry vagina in the place..