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Title: water
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 11:26:55 AM
why do human beings, who were born without gills, like to be in water so much?  science?

pools, rivers, lakes, ponds, ocean, hot tubs, bath tubs, showers, water parks, etc

i wonder if all these people who love to go to the pool so much would rather be fish.  losers. 

enjoy it when the water that was just on my nuts ends up on your face and in your mouth.  enjoy that losers. 

enjoy hanging in water loaded with fish crap, sewage, dead bodies, etc. 

 :babywillie:
Title: Re: water
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 11:27:17 AM
i'd love an explano but one doesn't exist.  or does one.
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Post by: Saulbadguy on June 09, 2011, 11:28:39 AM
they like to cool off by taking a "dip"
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Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 11:30:44 AM
cool off by going inside A/C   :dunno:
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Post by: MeatSauce on June 09, 2011, 11:33:54 AM
why do human beings, who were born without gills, like to be in water so much?  science?

pools, rivers, lakes, ponds, ocean, hot tubs, bath tubs, showers, water parks, etc

i wonder if all these people who love to go to the pool so much would rather be fish.  losers. 

enjoy it when the water that was just on my nuts ends up on your face and in your mouth.  enjoy that losers. 

enjoy hanging in water loaded with fish crap, sewage, dead bodies, etc. 

 :babywillie:
this is why god invented SCUBA
Title: Re: water
Post by: wetwillie on June 09, 2011, 11:35:27 AM
fat humans move easier in the water
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Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 11:36:25 AM
fat humans move easier in the water
hmm, like a rhinoceros.
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Post by: AppleJack on June 09, 2011, 11:40:36 AM
I like dunking peoples heads underwater, and holding them under until they thing they will die. Then I pull them up and we have a laugh and some beers.
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Post by: Brock Landers on June 09, 2011, 12:06:30 PM
What else are you supposed to fill a lazy river with??     :ck:
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Post by: Pete on June 09, 2011, 12:07:00 PM
I like dunking peoples heads underwater, and holding them under until they thing they will die. Then I pull them up and we have a laugh and some beers.

You should do this, but actually make them die.  Then, bring them back to life.  Obviously you do not want to do this with gross people, and maybe not with the same sex.  NOT JUDGING!
Title: Re: water
Post by: Pete on June 09, 2011, 12:07:30 PM
What else are you supposed to fill a lazy river with??     :ck:

Hopes and dreams.
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Post by: Tobias on June 09, 2011, 12:10:36 PM
enjoy it when the water that was just on my nuts ends up on your face and in your mouth.  enjoy that losers. 
Title: Re: water
Post by: The1BigWillie on June 09, 2011, 12:19:52 PM
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Title: Re: water
Post by: Pete on June 09, 2011, 12:23:26 PM
My biggest complaint about this thread (and there are LOADS) is that this basically exposes Clams a Quaker.  Quakers do not, I repeat DO NOT, practice baptism.

Ol' Quaker Clams is out to run down one of the sacraments, is he?  Not on my watch.

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....and, yes Clams....that's a black man holding that white baby, you son of a bitch!
Title: Re: water
Post by: AbeFroman on June 09, 2011, 12:24:24 PM
Lots of mammals love the water. My dog loves it. Ever see Elephants, horses, buffallos and zebras chilling in the water? Yup.

It's animal instinct to want to be in water. It's fun.
Title: Re: water
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 12:34:26 PM
My biggest complaint about this thread (and there are LOADS) is that this basically exposes Clams a Quaker.  Quakers do not, I repeat DO NOT, practice baptism.

Ol' Quaker Clams is out to run down one of the sacraments, is he?  Not on my watch.

....and, yes Clams....that's a black man holding that white baby, you son of a bitch!
baptism is fine. so is drinking water.  boiling water to cook crap in is good (currently making some mac & cheese for lunch  :thumbs: )

stewing in water is dumb.

animals need water to cool off in.  we have A/C for that.  what about soaking in a bath in the winter time?  why? 
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Post by: Tobias on June 09, 2011, 12:34:56 PM
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....and, yes Clams....that's a black man holding that white baby, you son of a bitch!

looks more like a juggalo waterboarding a developing child with everclear
Title: Re: water
Post by: Trim on June 09, 2011, 12:38:21 PM
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....and, yes Clams....that's a black man holding that white baby, you son of a bitch!

looks more like a juggalo waterboarding a developing child with everclear

nicname, you sonofabitch!
Title: Re: water
Post by: Saulbadguy on June 09, 2011, 12:42:33 PM
What else are you supposed to fill a lazy river with??     :ck:
Jell-O® Gelatin
Title: Re: water
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 12:52:50 PM
pudding might be better
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Post by: Saulbadguy on June 09, 2011, 12:56:56 PM
pudding might be better
Maybe.  Pistachio?
Title: Re: water
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 01:03:10 PM
any.
Title: Re: water
Post by: _33 on June 09, 2011, 01:23:05 PM
Human beings absolutely love being in water whenever possible and yet they hate being in the rain. Explain that one scientists.
Title: Re: water
Post by: pike on June 09, 2011, 01:24:32 PM
Human beings absolutely love being in water whenever possible and yet they hate being in the rain. Explain that one scientists.

Always wondered this too. Why do people not go to pools when its raining? I mean, you're gonna get wet in the pool anyway  :dunno:
Title: Re: water
Post by: AbeFroman on June 09, 2011, 01:25:12 PM
Human beings absolutely love being in water whenever possible and yet they hate being in the rain. Explain that one scientists.

If it's rain in the summertime I'll go out in it and enjoy it. If it's cold out and raining,  :goodbyecruelworld:
Title: Re: water
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on June 09, 2011, 01:37:52 PM
This piss clams guy must be one smelly fellow.  I don't care how many hours you spend inside in you A/C you need to take a shower at least.  I was following him until he lumped in showers.  How do you clean up after a hot romp in the sack with an attractive co-ed?  Or after mountain biking on a unicycle in the rocky's I would hope take at least a shower. 

why do human beings, who were born without gills, like to be in water so much?  science?

pools, rivers, lakes, ponds, ocean, hot tubs, bath tubs, showers, water parks, etc

i wonder if all these people who love to go to the pool so much would rather be fish.  losers. 

enjoy it when the water that was just on my nuts ends up on your face and in your mouth.  enjoy that losers. 

enjoy hanging in water loaded with fish crap, sewage, dead bodies, etc. 

 :babywillie:
Title: Re: water
Post by: hemmy on June 09, 2011, 01:51:40 PM
My biggest complaint about this thread (and there are LOADS) is that this basically exposes Clams a Quaker.  Quakers do not, I repeat DO NOT, practice baptism.

Ol' Quaker Clams is out to run down one of the sacraments, is he?  Not on my watch.

....and, yes Clams....that's a black man holding that white baby, you son of a bitch!
baptism is fine. so is drinking water.  boiling water to cook crap in is good (currently making some mac & cheese for lunch  :thumbs: )

stewing in water is dumb.

animals need water to cool off in.  we have A/C for that.  what about soaking in a bath in the winter time?  why? 

Tons of sodium right there
Title: Re: water
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 01:53:11 PM
This piss clams guy must be one smelly fellow.  I don't care how many hours you spend inside in you A/C you need to take a shower at least.  I was following him until he lumped in showers.  How do you clean up after a hot romp in the sack with an attractive co-ed?  Or after mountain biking on a unicycle in the rocky's I would hope take at least a shower. 

why do human beings, who were born without gills, like to be in water so much?  science?

pools, rivers, lakes, ponds, ocean, hot tubs, bath tubs, showers, water parks, etc

i wonder if all these people who love to go to the pool so much would rather be fish.  losers. 

enjoy it when the water that was just on my nuts ends up on your face and in your mouth.  enjoy that losers. 

enjoy hanging in water loaded with fish crap, sewage, dead bodies, etc. 

 :babywillie:
don't be a dumbass.  i'm talking about clowns like B1W taking showers when he's passed out and drowning himself.  or showing as a leisurely activity.
Title: Re: water
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 01:54:17 PM
My biggest complaint about this thread (and there are LOADS) is that this basically exposes Clams a Quaker.  Quakers do not, I repeat DO NOT, practice baptism.

Ol' Quaker Clams is out to run down one of the sacraments, is he?  Not on my watch.

....and, yes Clams....that's a black man holding that white baby, you son of a bitch!
baptism is fine. so is drinking water.  boiling water to cook crap in is good (currently making some mac & cheese for lunch  :thumbs: )

stewing in water is dumb.

animals need water to cool off in.  we have A/C for that.  what about soaking in a bath in the winter time?  why? 

Tons of sodium right there
about 1/3 of my recommendo daily intake.  but  you're right.  it's all i had on the shelf.
Title: Re: water
Post by: Pete on June 09, 2011, 02:02:49 PM
How does Quaker Clams explain full submersion baptism versus sprinkles of water on head baptism?

Title: Re: water
Post by: slucat on June 09, 2011, 02:32:28 PM
Human beings absolutely love being in water whenever possible and yet they hate being in the rain. Explain that one scientists.

Always wondered this too. Why do people not go to pools when its raining? I mean, you're gonna get wet in the pool anyway  :dunno:

Rain makes it cloudy and typically windy, so without the sun it might get chilly if you are wet and there is wind blowing on exposed skin.
Title: Re: water
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 09, 2011, 02:43:43 PM
no wonder clams knew so much about cologne when it was discussed in the Official Fashion Thread, stinky bastard probably takes one shower per week.
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Post by: steve dave on June 09, 2011, 02:51:00 PM
I like the ocean but hate lakes.  like being at the pool but not really in the pool. 
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Post by: Saulbadguy on June 09, 2011, 03:02:01 PM
I like the ocean but hate lakes.  like being at the pool but not really in the pool. 
My thoughts as well, never been a fan of "going to the lake"
Title: Re: water
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 03:06:44 PM
no wonder clams knew so much about cologne when it was discussed in the Official Fashion Thread, stinky bastard probably takes one shower per week.

i'm cleaner than anyone on this board, fact.  pls reference the wash hands thread.  /thread

boom.  roasted.
Title: Re: water
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 03:07:56 PM
if i was dirty and stinky and put on elite cologne, i'd stink like shitty elite cologne.  i don't.  i smell like a unicorn burping champagne bubbles.
Title: Re: water
Post by: Gooch on June 09, 2011, 03:16:09 PM
if i was dirty and stinky and put on elite cologne, i'd stink like shitty elite cologne.  i don't.  i smell like a unicorn burping champagne bubbles.
Jokes on you then. I did a bunch of 'shrooms one night and rode a unicorn. It smelled terrible.
Title: Re: water
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 09, 2011, 03:45:41 PM
Smelly Clams, Smelly Clams,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Clams, Smelly Clams
It's not your fault
Title: Re: water
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 03:48:09 PM
this whole thread is full of /fail

/thread.  you idiots enjoy your weird wrinkle skin and balls water.  enjoy it. 
Title: Re: water
Post by: Cire on June 09, 2011, 04:09:55 PM
I like Lake Houses and Pontoon boats.  Don't swim in lakes though.  GROSS.
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Post by: AppleJack on June 09, 2011, 04:21:20 PM
'clams needs to purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
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Post by: wetwillie on June 09, 2011, 04:22:10 PM
'clams needs to purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

perfect usage :love:
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Post by: jtksu on June 09, 2011, 05:39:49 PM
I like Lake Houses and Pontoon boats.  Don't swim in lakes though.  GROSS.

You should really try going to a lake not in Kansas bro.
Title: Re: water
Post by: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 05:59:35 PM
'clams needs to purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
it's not like i didn't live in maple grove for a year, gmafb.  i swam lake minnetonka when you were sucking on your momma's teet.  next time i'm up there we'll hit valleyfair.  you and me bro applejack. 
Title: Re: water
Post by: chum1 on June 09, 2011, 06:02:28 PM
1.  evolution
2.  ancient rome
3.  "kiteboarding"
Title: Re: water
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 09, 2011, 06:03:04 PM
who swims in a lake? hell who swims in a pool even?
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Post by: steve dave on June 09, 2011, 06:04:33 PM
1.  evolution
2.  ancient rome
3.  "kiteboarding"

kiteboarding is a fantastic spectator sport
Title: Re: water
Post by: Cire on June 12, 2011, 11:37:53 AM
I like Lake Houses and Pontoon boats.  Don't swim in lakes though.  GROSS.

You should really try going to a lake not in Kansas bro.

like where?  Have never pontoon'd/lake house'd in KS BTW.
Title: Re: water
Post by: jtksu on June 12, 2011, 01:27:32 PM
Sota has a ton of crystal clear lakes dood. 
Title: Re: water
Post by: Cire on June 12, 2011, 01:28:55 PM
Sota has a ton of crystal clear lakes dood. 

Have been, did not swim
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Post by: kso_FAN on June 12, 2011, 01:45:28 PM
I think there is a Brad Paisley song that covers this.

/endthread
Title: Re: water
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 12, 2011, 05:58:02 PM
'clams needs to purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
it's not like i didn't live in maple grove for a year, gmafb.  i swam lake minnetonka when you were sucking on your momma's teet.  next time i'm up there we'll hit valleyfair.  you and me bro applejack. 

Yuppieville, boom roasted.

Never thought a guy with the word clams in his name would be scared of swimming, boom roasted again.