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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: AppleJack on May 26, 2011, 08:55:31 AM
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I love these people. I wonder if they are afraid of getting caught, or just don't give a eff? Either way it takes some balls. It's only happened to me once and it was glorious. The best was when my boss had clients in for an afternoon meeting - she got a giant cookie/treat platter for the guests and kept it in one of the fridges. Someone had taken it out of the fridge and placed the platter on one of the tables (free game). That crap was destroyed by the time the meeting rolled around. It was pretty neat.
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My old job used to have a full fledged training classroom type area. They would cater every training session. food would be delivered 15-30 min early and was usually pretty high end.
Was never enough left for those in training by the time the training broke for lunch.
Got free bbq, lydias, etc like once a week.
:tongue:
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Sometimes I use the BBQ sauce or hot sauce people leave in the fridge in the break room. Is that wrong?
We have mini-fridges all over the office. Many stocked with beer. (we can drink at our desk after 4:30 every day) I saw a mini-keg of new castle in the fridge behind me. I don't know whose it is but I want it. Maybe I should find it tonight when I leave.
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come at me bro
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we have a notorious bag and tag'r in our building. Always loads up plates of the food leftovers after meetings and claims it. I want to steal that crap everyday. Really pisses me off when she leaves it in the fridge and forgets about it. :flush:
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we have a notorious bag and tag'r in our building. Always loads up plates of the food leftovers after meetings and claims it. I want to steal that crap everyday. Really pisses me off when she leaves it in the fridge and forgets about it. :flush:
Let me get this straight - this chick in your office bags leftovers from meetings and puts them in the fridge with her name on it for later? Holy crap she should be fired on the spot. You and your coworkers should not stand for such lunacy.
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we have a notorious bag and tag'r in our building. Always loads up plates of the food leftovers after meetings and claims it. I want to steal that crap everyday. Really pisses me off when she leaves it in the fridge and forgets about it. :flush:
Let me get this straight - this chick in your office bags leftovers from meetings and puts them in the fridge with her name on it for later? Holy crap she should be fired on the spot. You and your coworkers should not stand for such lunacy.
Or you could just take the food she bagged, then eat it right in front of her. If she says something about it, tell her that you'll reimburse her whatever she paid for it.
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lol at poor people who get off on free food
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There's no such thing as a free lunch . . . unless you swipe it from your coworker's min-fridge.
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we have a notorious bag and tag'r in our building. Always loads up plates of the food leftovers after meetings and claims it. I want to steal that crap everyday. Really pisses me off when she leaves it in the fridge and forgets about it. :flush:
My former secretary was just like this. Literally hovered around any meeting so she could load up a dinner plate with Jackstack the second it adjourned. She would take 2-3 plates.
In our cafeteria we had vending machines that are free. So soda, gatorade, vitamin water there for the taking. The day she gave 2 weeks, we told her no, just go ahead and leave now, she packed up her belongings and one of our HR ladies caught her trying to load a banker's box with free pop on the way out the door.
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we have a notorious bag and tag'r in our building. Always loads up plates of the food leftovers after meetings and claims it. I want to steal that crap everyday. Really pisses me off when she leaves it in the fridge and forgets about it. :flush:
My former secretary was just like this. Literally hovered around any meeting so she could load up a dinner plate with Jackstack the second it adjourned. She would take 2-3 plates.
In our cafeteria we had vending machines that are free. So soda, gatorade, vitamin water there for the taking. The day she gave 2 weeks, we told her no, just go ahead and leave now, she packed up her belongings and one of our HR ladies caught her trying to load a banker's box with free pop on the way out the door.
I would like to meet this crazy lady and shake her hand for having the balls to attempt that :lol:
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we have a notorious bag and tag'r in our building. Always loads up plates of the food leftovers after meetings and claims it. I want to steal that crap everyday. Really pisses me off when she leaves it in the fridge and forgets about it. :flush:
My former secretary was just like this. Literally hovered around any meeting so she could load up a dinner plate with Jackstack the second it adjourned. She would take 2-3 plates.
In our cafeteria we had vending machines that are free. So soda, gatorade, vitamin water there for the taking. The day she gave 2 weeks, we told her no, just go ahead and leave now, she packed up her belongings and one of our HR ladies caught her trying to load a banker's box with free pop on the way out the door.
I would like to meet this crazy lady and shake her hand for having the balls to attempt that :lol:
You would enjoy her. She was also what you call a "horse lady"
55 single and obsessed with horses.
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Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world. Without exaggeration.
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Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world. Without exaggeration.
yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade. if it went extinct only weirdos would complain.
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Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world. Without exaggeration.
yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade. if it went extinct only weirdos would complain.
What about dark horses? :runaway:
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Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world. Without exaggeration.
yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade. if it went extinct only weirdos would complain.
What about polo players?
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Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world. Without exaggeration.
yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade. if it went extinct only weirdos would complain.
What about dark horses? :runaway:
those don't even really exist. like unicorns.
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Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world. Without exaggeration.
yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade. if it went extinct only weirdos would complain.
What about polo players?
breed meat goats of enormous size
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Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world. Without exaggeration.
yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade. if it went extinct only weirdos would complain.
What about polo players?
breed meat goats of enormous size
yes. The addition of horned animals may actually make people want to watch polo.
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Laughed outloud like 7 times while reading this thread.
Needed that, boys. Thx.
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Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world. Without exaggeration.
yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade. if it went extinct only weirdos would complain.
What about polo players?
breed meat goats of enormous size
That sounds like a good idea, but eventually, meat goats would be loved by weirdos as much as horses are and people would look down on us for enjoying our tasty meat goat meat.
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horses are responsible for crap ton of money transfers in the world. Without them, people would be stuck following j_rake on twitter hoping for a big scoop before the Heat/Bulls game to get their fix.
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Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world. Without exaggeration.
yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade. if it went extinct only weirdos would complain.
What about EMAWgeddon?
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Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world. Without exaggeration.
yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade. if it went extinct only weirdos would complain.
What about EMAWgeddon?
yeah, good point. the carnival trade would also complain
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EPAW shares a barn with a meat goat who was a grand champion at the Marshall County fair!
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EPAW shares a barn with a meat goat who was a grand champion at the Marshall County fair!
holy crap, have him recruit this 5 star goat to k-state!
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crap, a 5* KS meat goat is like a 3* Texas meat goat. The competition is just much tougher in the south. That Marshall meat goat is probably Matt Boss 2.0.
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crap, a 5* KS meat goat is like a 3* Texas meat goat. The competition is just much tougher in the south. That Marshall meat goat is probably Matt Boss 2.0.
jtksu, no offense but you are talking out of your stupid rough ridin' ass face here. A 5* KS meat goat is a rough ridin' 5* meat goat anywhere. I mean who the eff do you think you are kidding? Goddamn it i need to cool off....
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crap, a 5* KS meat goat is like a 3* Texas meat goat. The competition is just much tougher in the south. That Marshall meat goat is probably Matt Boss 2.0.
jtksu, no offense but you are talking out of your stupid rough ridin' ass face here. A 5* KS meat goat is a rough ridin' 5* meat goat anywhere. I mean who the eff do you think you are kidding? Goddamn it i need to cool off....
:lol:
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Lol at you rubes who think we can maintain an elite meat goat program simply by locking down the borders. Bet you just hate it when we bring in inner city meat goats, don't you? Those Chicago meat goats are tough man, tough!
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I can't read goEMAW hungry anymore. All of our threads just drift toward the topic of meat goats. And then I get hungry and start craving goat and start salivating everywhere. I really want K-State's meat goat facilities to thrive and all, but I'm just going to end up stealing all the meat goats due to unquenchable cravings if this doesn't stop.
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Chances that meat goat gets slaughtered and served at family reunion game: 9/10.
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Chances that meat goat gets slaughtered and served at family reunion game: 9/10.
I put that at 0/10. John Currie is way to smart to have a golden meat goat idol opportunity like Meat Goat Night and piggyback that onto the family reunion game night. One promotion per game.
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Chances that meat goat gets slaughtered and served at family reunion game: 9/10.
I put that at 0/10. John Currie is way to smart to have a golden meat goat idol opportunity like Meat Goat Night and piggyback that onto the family reunion game night. One promotion per game.
Golden Cats Steak Fry just got a new supplier.
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We definitely need a goEMAW sponsored meatgoatpak.
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I meant EPAW's barn mate not just some random Kstate meat goats.
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I meant EPAW's barn mate not just some random Kstate meat goats.
:horrorsurprise:
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I meant EPAW's barn mate not just some random Kstate meat goats.
:horrorsurprise:
My God. EPAW is going to be paranoid as hell after this takes place.
I mean, they are in the same barn...
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YES YES YES
It just happened to me again. I had a frozen red baron pizza thingy, 2 pack. 2nd one..... GONE
YES YES YES
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Id watch a hidden camera show with just office lunch thieves. It would be a riot.
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I don't want to know who it was, but I want it to continue. This is my chicken soup for the soul.
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I don't want to know who it was, but I want it to continue. This is my chicken soup for the soul.
I just don't understand why you WANT people to steal your lunch.
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I don't want to know who it was, but I want it to continue. This is my chicken soup for the soul.
I just don't understand why you WANT people to steal your lunch.
I absolutely LOVE knowing that there are people out there, near me, that willfully steal peoples lunches. I think about it often. It's these thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools. I crave it. A great weekend ahead.
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I don't want to know who it was, but I want it to continue. This is my chicken soup for the soul.
I just don't understand why you WANT people to steal your lunch.
I absolutely LOVE knowing that there are people out there, near me, that willfully steal peoples lunches. I think about it often. It's these thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools. I crave it. A great weekend ahead.
I hope those people have a really bad day, AJ. You should spike the soup next time with come stuff that makes you crap a lot and then you can find out who it is.
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I don't want to know who it was, but I want it to continue. This is my chicken soup for the soul.
I just don't understand why you WANT people to steal your lunch.
I absolutely LOVE knowing that there are people out there, near me, that willfully steal peoples lunches. I think about it often. It's these thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools. I crave it. A great weekend ahead.
I would understand it if you wanted to trap them, but you just want them to take your lunch which costs you money and inconveniences you, and has no consequences for them.
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thinking about taking a job at AJ's work just to steal his lunch
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I don't want to know who it was, but I want it to continue. This is my chicken soup for the soul.
I just don't understand why you WANT people to steal your lunch.
I absolutely LOVE knowing that there are people out there, near me, that willfully steal peoples lunches. I think about it often. It's these thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools. I crave it. A great weekend ahead.
I would understand it if you wanted to trap them, but you just want them to take your lunch which costs you money and inconveniences you, and has no consequences for them.
correct. knowing they are out there, lurking behind cube walls, glancing in freezers, waiting for the time to strike is almost primal, sexy.
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If I was a repeated victim of this bullshit, there would definitely be some laxative brownies in someone's future.
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If I was a repeated victim of this bullshit, there would definitely be some laxative brownies in someone's future.
Did your candian friend ever get his revenge from the other thread?
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thinking about taking a job at AJ's work just to steal his lunch
take just the lunch out of the box and put the box back with a piece of poop in it lol
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my absolute favorite story here is when a chick here brought her soup in a tupperware thingy. someone jammed out on the soup, washed the tupperware bowl out, and THEN put the clean tupperware thingy back in the fridge.
I was so blessed to be there for the reaction. "IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!?!"
Needless to say it made my day.
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If I was a repeated victim of this bullshit, there would definitely be some laxative brownies in someone's future.
That's what happens where I work.
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If I was a repeated victim of this bullshit, there would definitely be some laxative brownies in someone's future.
Did your candian friend ever get his revenge from the other thread?
Not yet...but I am pretty sure the planning is still in progress.
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If I was a repeated victim of this bullshit, there would definitely be some laxative brownies in someone's future.
That's what happens where I work.
brownies PLUS free laxatives PLUS you get to spend the rest of the afternoon in the stall bbs'n?
you guys need to work on your deterrence methods
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If I was a repeated victim of this bullshit, there would definitely be some laxative brownies in someone's future.
That's what happens where I work.
brownies PLUS free laxatives PLUS you get to spend the rest of the afternoon in the stall bbs'n?
you guys need to work on your deterrence methods
Everyone aside from myself and management is paid piece rate
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Sometimes I print like a tome of stuff and later realize someone else's stuff was printed in the middle of my epic print sess' and I just toss theirs in the recycle bin. Could be happening with lunches?
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Great story for ya. I was bringing frozen burritas for lunch for awhile. I had them in a Dillon's bag in the freezer. I didn't eat any for awhile as I think I had run out, but I went to check and WHAT? there is a Dillon's bag with like 6 burritas in here! SCORE! So I went with a burrita at lunch that day. I had another the next day and all of a sudden some woman confronted me in front of like 15 other people and asked me "Where did you get that burrita?" I told her I got it at Dillon's and that this brand is pretty good and that she should try it because it is p. good. She said "No, where did you get that burrita? Out of a Dillon's bag in the freezer?" And then I knew that there was a problem and all 15 other people were watching and I was caught.
An accidental, failed work freezer burrita thief.
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one time I ate the wrong yogurt in the fridge. LOTS of Trader Joe's products in there as I'm sure you can imagine.