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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Pete on April 24, 2011, 08:57:37 AM
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...so many of you who are going to hell...I'm sure there are more of you, but these are the ones I have submitted to the authorities:
Saul
Rusty
Trim
Fatty
SuperG
OKCat
Limestone
Maybe Skinny Benny
Kat Kid is iffy, probably damned though
Prolly Stunz, he meditates
JRake
Yoga
AppleJack
Pexican
ChiCat
Pike
StupidFitz FOX HOLE CHRISTIAN!
Chunkles
tylerhoughes
TheBig1Willie
ArchECat
CNS Casey
1/64th
Tobias
Skycat
Panjam
chum (leaving him off this list was like forgetting to invite the pope to a jesus party).
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He is risen, Pete. Risen indeed.
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He is risen, Pete. Risen indeed.
You should PM that to everyone on the list above, though I doubt it would do any good at all. Like talking to a jewish brick wall.
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PAK
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Explain the risen part. He was in the ground for an extended period of time before going to heaven or something? I have LJIQ.
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:cheers:
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Explain the risen part. He was in the ground for an extended period of time before going to heaven or something? I have LJIQ.
Rent AMC's "The Walking Dead"
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Explain the risen part. He was in the ground for an extended period of time before going to heaven or something? I have LJIQ.
i think he did come back to life. hence, risen from the dead. i don't know what he did after that, though. he might have just said, "okay, bros, i'm out. gonna go crash with the old man in heaven. later."
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This one was basically directed right at Chum.
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...so many of you who are going to hell...I'm sure there are more of you, but these are the ones I have submitted to the authorities:
Saul
Rusty
Trim
Fatty
SuperG
OKCat
Limestone
Maybe Skinny Benny
Kat Kid is iffy, probably damned though
Prolly Stunz, he meditates
JRake
Yoga
AppleJack
Pexican
ChiCat
Pike
StupidFitz
Chunkles
tylerhoughes
TheBig1Willie
ArchECat
CNS Casey
1/64th
Tobias
Skycat
:nono:
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HEY TRIM, TRY TO LAWYER YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE!
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This one was basically directed right at Chum.
awesome that this dude took the time to chastise people via iphone.
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Nice work Pete. Look's like a bunch of Zealots to me. :pray: (ftp://:pray:)
Zealot -—Synonyms
2. extremist, crank, bigot. See fanatic.
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There's no way I'm giving anyone a Happy Easter back until it's explained what this holiday is about. I don't know what any of the good friday and ash wednesday and mardi gras is all about either except that one time a lot of EMAW'rs showed up late to a wednesday night Beasley/Walker game with stuff on their heads.
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Basically, the message here is that despite who your favorite college team is, Jesus is like the Chiefs. We ALL pull for the Chiefs. Go chiefs.
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...so many of you who are going to hell...I'm sure there are more of you, but these are the ones I have submitted to the authorities:
StupidFitz
:nono:
Apologies. I must have misread your posts....Let's hope the Lamb misread them as well. :dubious:
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Basically, the message here is that despite who your favorite college team is, Jesus is like the Chiefs. We ALL pull for the Chiefs. Go chiefs.
lol
Keep them coming Pete. These are the days where I wish I would have signed up for the free trial then never paid for a membership at GPC.
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Show of hands....how many of you wish he had written out the entire URL? Be honest.
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...so many of you who are going to hell...I'm sure there are more of you, but these are the ones I have submitted to the authorities:
Saul
Rusty
Trim
Fatty
SuperG
OKCat
Limestone
Maybe Skinny Benny
Kat Kid is iffy, probably damned though
Prolly Stunz, he meditates
JRake
Yoga
AppleJack
Pexican
ChiCat
Pike
StupidFitz
Chunkles
tylerhoughes
TheBig1Willie
ArchECat
CNS Casey
1/64th
Tobias
Skycat
I'm filing my appeal paperwork as we speak :users:
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And where the eff does the bunny fall into all this?
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This dude saw the bagillion post thread and said "Nope, we need another."
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Don't worry about my soul Pete. Headed up to St. Mike's the ArcA to fatten up their collection plate.
I will be hell free until next year.
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Welp, we found another one to add to the Hell list.
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Appeal went thru, pull my name off Pete. TIA
Happy Easter Everyone :pbj:
Except you Saul :dubious:
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...so many of you who are going to hell...I'm sure there are more of you, but these are the ones I have submitted to the authorities:
Saul
Rusty
Trim
Fatty
SuperG
OKCat
Limestone
Maybe Skinny Benny
Kat Kid is iffy, probably damned though
Prolly Stunz, he meditates
JRake
Yoga
AppleJack
Pexican
ChiCat
Pike
StupidFitz
Chunkles
tylerhoughes
TheBig1Willie
ArchECat
CNS Casey
1/64th
Tobias
Skycat
:pbj:
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And where the eff does the bunny fall into all this?
And eggs. Wtf is that all about. Last I knew a bunny was a mammal not some egg laying lizard. Sys can you confirm?
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While our Mods were sitting around with their thumbs up their asses, GoPowerCat.com's Wabash Station message board laid claim to Mt. Zion. eff. We should have been all over that. Nice job, dumbasses.
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Dinosaur Jesus went extinct for our sins
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I'm apparently not trying hard enough.
Pete, tell me what I need to do to get my name on that list. TIA.
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list updated.
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list updated.
:emawkid:
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That's what I'm talking about! DOUBLE rough ridin' STANDARD!
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Sure, WE get christmas off work, and typically christmas eve is a half day, but what about Easter? No day off. The jews get to use their floating holiday for Yom Kiper, and everyday is a holiday for the muslims because we can't put a picture of Mohammed in the news paper. DOUBLE STANDARD. It takes a lot of thick skin and courage to be a christian in this country, an awful lot.
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THANK YOU. Finally someone said it. IF ANOTHER ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS MAKES A CRACK ABOUT TRYING TO HARM MY OMNIPOTENT GOD WITH A 20TH CENTURY WEAPON.....:shakesfist: :angry:
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Pretty sure that I've already been to hell. It was called Fowler, Kansas. I'm prepared now.
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bbsing hell or real hell? Either way, :emawkid:
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i enjoyed this thread.
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Is this because of the whole gerbil incident? I think that list can do some damage in hell, looking forward to it.
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Yewss! I'm not on the list! I'm not going to hell! :pbj: Take that you sinnerz!!!!11
:emawkid:<--- only with a giant halo and punching the devil instead of air
:cheers: <--- only with communion cups and the other smiley isn't on of you guys since you're all busy burning in hell
:cheese: <--- only with a bible in the place of the cheese
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PAK
we're all going to ice the eff out of this fire. Or fire the eff out of the ice. Or just something involving icing dead bros. I don't know, somebody else explain the physics of hell so we know, JFC.
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chag sameach
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god bless us everyone
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I found this on the eggs: http://specials.msn.com/A-List/Lifestyle/History-of-Easter-eggs.aspx?cp-documentid=28464832&imageindex=1&cp-searchtext=History%20of%20Easter%20eggs&FORM=MSNIIT
Not surprisingly, it goes back to the Pagans.
Still no clue on the rough ridin' bunny.
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Saul's not going to hell cause jews don't believe in hell. Right Saul??
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...so many of you who are going to hell...I'm sure there are more of you, but these are the ones I have submitted to the authorities:
Saul
Rusty
Trim
Fatty
SuperG
OKCat
Limestone
Maybe Skinny Benny
Kat Kid is iffy, probably damned though
Prolly Stunz, he meditates
JRake
Yoga
AppleJack
Pexican
ChiCat
Pike
StupidFitz FOX HOLE CHRISTIAN!
Chunkles
tylerhoughes
TheBig1Willie
ArchECat
CNS Casey
1/64th
Tobias
Skycat
Panjam
chum (leaving him off this list was like forgetting to invite the pope to a jesus party).
:blush:
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What about Honus?
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I found this on the eggs: http://specials.msn.com/A-List/Lifestyle/History-of-Easter-eggs.aspx?cp-documentid=28464832&imageindex=1&cp-searchtext=History%20of%20Easter%20eggs&FORM=MSNIIT
Not surprisingly, it goes back to the Pagans.
Still no clue on the rough ridin' bunny.
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The Easter Bunny was actually the first Pope, IIRC.
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I'm not in hell yet :pbj:
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merry easter to everyone.
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Is pete short for St. Peter?
How else would he know so much about who is getting into heaven and hell?
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I'm not going to hell? eff yeah! :cool:
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And where the eff does the bunny fall into all this?
And eggs. Wtf is that all about. Last I knew a bunny was a mammal not some egg laying lizard. Sys can you confirm?
pete, add gooch to the hell list.
i can explain most of this religion stuff, btw. i'm pretty good w. religion.
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i can explain most of this religion stuff, btw. i'm pretty good w. religion.
what did jesus do after he came back from the dead? i mean, he didn't just stick around and them die of natural caused, right? did he just go to heaven to hang with god?
can you give me an overview of greek mythology?
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can you give me an overview of greek mythology?
i overspoke. really just christianity plus the basics of other associated faiths/cults.
jesus took a quick tour of the judeo-christian world to show off about rising, then went to hang out w. god. except he wasn't really dead, nor was he ever really not hanging out w. god, because he was god all along, even before he was born.
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can you give me an overview of greek mythology?
i overspoke. really just christianity plus the basics of other associated faiths/cults.
jesus took a quick tour of the judeo-christian world to show off about rising, then went to hang out w. god. except he wasn't really dead, nor was he ever really not hanging out w. god, because he was god all along, even before he was born.
:eek: HE WAS GOD THE WHOLE TIME?
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:eek: HE WAS GOD THE WHOLE TIME?
yes, confirmed. but don't worry your pretty little human head about it.
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:eek: HE WAS GOD THE WHOLE TIME?
yes, confirmed. but don't worry your pretty little human head about it.
Good call that is the part of christianity that most can't wrap there head around. He was God the Son in the triune of God the Father God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit/Ghost. He is all powerful and can defeat death and rise again. By him defeating death and ascending into Heaven a true living God he has ransomed our lives so that we may one day also live in Heaven with Him. Praise be to God/ Jesus!
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In the event that there is no Hell, where will the pak be moved to? Secondary locations have saved more than one gathering I have been to in the past.
Also, who brings what? Is this going to be a pot luck?
Also, Also, in order to time this thing right, won't we all have to buy the same Adidas(or some other brand, open to ideas here) and bunk together when the next comet/spaceship combo comes by?
Just feel like the idea may be solid, but that there has been no real thought put into this yet.
Mods????
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kinda late to this thread, but JFC....HellPak is going to be elite. booze, blow, and paking with ghandi and jimi hendrix :gocho:
Hey HeavenPak losers, good luck with your cupcakes and grape juice while chatting it up with mother teresa and pope john paul. :lol:
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i had a very nice easter weekend with the dave fam
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i had a very nice easter weekend with the dave fam
Did you mean to post this in the "things white midwesterners like" thread?
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i had a very nice easter weekend with the dave fam
Did you mean to post this in the "things white midwesterners like" thread?
there was one latina present :dubious:
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I'm sorry...did I miss something. I've been at church praying for the eternity of your souls. YWIA.
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I'm sorry...did I miss something. I've been at church praying for the eternity of your souls. YWIA wasting my time when I could have been out buying wine coolers and stuff for Hell pak.
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I've actually been to Hell, hell I mailed myself a postcard from Hell. Hell actually wasn't that hot and was more of a tourista trap imo
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i had a very nice easter weekend with the dave fam
Did you mean to post this in the "things white midwesterners like" thread?
there was one latina present :dubious:
Guarantee you did not have as good of a time as the Mexicans down the street. There was a horse and a band.
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I usually tell people to have a Happy Zombie Jesus Day instead of referring to Easter.
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Instead of being bigoty towards Christians, atheists and whatnot should just reclaim the Spring Equinox or whatever for the drunken fertility rite that it truly is (although I guess that's pretty much what mardi gras is)
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i had a very nice easter weekend with the dave fam
Did you mean to post this in the "things white midwesterners like" thread?
there was one latina present :dubious:
Guarantee you did not have as good of a time as the Mexicans down the street. There was a horse and a band.
:lol:
I almost woke up my son by laughing so hard at this one.
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Instead of being bigoty towards Christians, atheists and whatnot should just reclaim the Spring Equinox or whatever for the drunken fertility rite that it truly is (although I guess that's pretty much what mardi gras is)
No one can figure out where the rabbit came from or what to do with it. Until that happens, we're all going to have to share the holiday.
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No one can figure out where the rabbit came from.
i know (googled thanks to this thread, now a better, smarter, leaner person due to goEMAW.com).
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This one was basically directed right at Chum.
awesome that this dude took the time to chastise people via iphone.
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