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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: pissclams on April 01, 2011, 03:43:46 PM
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this has been discussed ad nauseum but..
in the below diagram the urinals are marked 1-4 and the toilet where people crap is marked 5.
you go into the bathroom in the diagram right behind the guy and he goes to urinal #2. where do you go?
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right we get it, the obvious answer is #4.
curve ball.
#1 is a really low urinal. like for midgets/minis.
#5 isn't really not in use. reality is that some guy is growing a tail in #5 as seen below. also, #5 toilet is fully enclosed. he's not just sitting in the middle of the room with no walls like he's in mexico or something.
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keep in mind that dude in front of you went straight to #2 like a jackass. you've got two options, hit up #1 where the midgets are, and piss right next to the other dude. or you can keep the man code and go to #4 but have to stand next to the guy taking a nasty ass growler. going to #3 is as bad as #4, as a few inches aren't going to keep you out of #5's dust cloud.
thoughts?
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I would go to number 3.
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Noise level of guy taking crap in #5?
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#4. you should be able to hold your breath while you piss.
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Noise level of guy taking crap in #5?
not good.
#4. you should be able to hold your breath while you piss.
you're rough ridin' gross.
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How long has guy in #5 been in there?
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#4. you should be able to hold your breath while you piss.
you're rough ridin' gross.
listen up jackass. If you're so rough ridin' disturbed by the guy taking a crap, even going to #1 won't make a difference. Come back in 20 minutes when the smoke has cleared.
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I go straight to the mirror and act like I'm doing something to my face. Wait about 10 seconds until guy in #2 is finished, then I go directly to #3.
Next.
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going to #4 with my head held high. those walls around the toilet are sufficient to keep any splatter away from me while i piss.
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If #5 is enclosed, then I go to #4 without hesitation.
Also, where is the sink located? Near #1? Or facing opposite wall?
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Noise level of guy taking crap in #5?
not good.
I think I can handle the 1 minute or less to piss at #4.
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I walk up to #1, undo my belt and pants and drop everything down to my ankles and piss like a 3 year old holding on to my pecker with both hands while making grunty noises.
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leave and wait for #2 to come out, take a deep breath and use the midget urinal. wash hands and leave quickly.
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I walk up to #1, undo my belt and pants and drop everything down to my ankles and piss like a 3 year old holding on to my pecker with both hands while making grunty noises.
a fun variation is to exclaim " Haven't had a piss this good since I was a 10 year old girl."
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I'm trying to figure out how the guy going straight to #2 is the jackass. Don't understand why he should be punished for being quicker than Clams.
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I'm trying to figure out how the guy going straight to #2 is the jackass. Don't understand why he should be punished for being quicker than Clams.
ideally, with someone dropping bombs in #5, the other guy should of went the #1-#3 combo route to save anyone from having to piss next to Hiroshima.
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i'm still failing to see how a guy laying pipe in an enclosed space is going to conflict with me taking a leak.
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I go for the robbery and piss in #2
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pissing in public restrooms can be such an awkward thing.
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#4
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I just think it's hilarious that most of the people saying they would just wait until the guy at #2 left would probably have no problem using #3 if #1, #2, #4, and #5 were all occupied. WGAF about the dumbass "man code"? You have to take a piss and don't want to stand right next to some dude dropping a deuce or somebody else who is pissing, so you're going to just stand at the sink, take in the aroma, and wait for the other guy to leave?
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curious what some of the "stand around and wait" crowd does in a sporting event trough situation
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#4
The guy dropping a deuce is going to see your shoes and be aware of the situation, and if possible (which is the case 98-99% of the time) he'll stop straining until all parties have left the premises.
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curious what some of the "stand around and wait" crowd does in a sporting event trough situation
Completely different scenario.
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I would walk over to number four and then slap the guy taking a cac in the open air toilet. What an bad person. Then i would leave without pissing. Number one is the other correct answer though. If someone is crazy enough to take a cac at that toilet then you stay as far away from them as effing possible.
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1, like a boss (especially boss level given your height)
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I would walk over to number four and then slap the guy taking a cac in the open air toilet. What an bad person. Then i would leave without pissing. Number one is the other correct answer though. If someone is crazy enough to take a cac at that toilet then you stay as far away from them as effing possible.
Read the scenario again, dumbass. It's a closed toilet.
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I go straight to the mirror and act like I'm doing something to my face. Wait about 10 seconds until guy in #2 is finished, then I go directly to #3.
Next.
Correct.
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four.
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So, it's not in Mexico?
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why are the urinals staggered and different sizes? Also is crossing swords a viable option?
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So, it's not in Mexico?
Ya, I was confused why that was even brought up. "By the way, the toilet is not a direct portal to hell." OK.
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I would walk over to number four and then slap the guy taking a cac in the open air toilet. What an bad person. Then i would leave without pissing. Number one is the other correct answer though. If someone is crazy enough to take a cac at that toilet then you stay as far away from them as effing possible.
Read the scenario again, dumbass. It's a closed toilet.
Wow. What a dumb scenario then. What a waste if my time. It's four and its not even close. How stupid.
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If I really have to go I go to whichever is open because I am not a 5 year old. I agree that you should be a bit concerned about anyone that poops in a public bathroom, but it really isn't that big a deal.
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i've never seen urinals with numbers on them. but i've also never been to mexico.
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i've never seen urinals with numbers on them. but i've also never been to mexico.
There's good reason for this. How would you like to be the cleaning person at a place that had a urinal marked "#2"? :barf:
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Is it normal to piss in the stall when someone occupies the urinal?
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-terrible-situations-socially-awkward-man/
*Oh, good, there's no one else here. This'll be easy. In and out.
*You settle yourself in front of a urinal.
*The door to the restroom opens abruptly. The sound and implication that you are no longer alone startles you.
*You feel cold.
*You pray that the new occupant opts for a stall instead, because-
*Oh, crap, he didn't.
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Join the guy at #2 and ask if he wants to cross the beams like in ghost busters to destroy they stay puft marshmellow man.
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If there is only one stall, it's ADA compliant and rough ridin' massive. The toilet will still be a few feet from #4. Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) question.
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If there is only one stall, it's ADA compliant and rough ridin' massive. The toilet will still be a few feet from #4. Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) question.
3 stalls, the occupied stall isn't the handicap stall.
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el baño
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If there is only one stall, it's ADA compliant and rough ridin' massive. The toilet will still be a few feet from #4. Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) question.
3 stalls, the occupied stall isn't the handicap stall.
Pee in the handicapped stall?
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If there is only one stall, it's ADA compliant and rough ridin' massive. The toilet will still be a few feet from #4. Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) question.
3 stalls, the occupied stall isn't the handicap stall.
Pee in the handicapped stall?
The fact that there are two stalls not even shown in this schematic is :bang:
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If there is only one stall, it's ADA compliant and rough ridin' massive. The toilet will still be a few feet from #4. Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) question.
3 stalls, the occupied stall isn't the handicap stall.
Pee in the handicapped stall?
seems pretty fishy