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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Dugout DickStone on March 31, 2011, 01:50:00 PM
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Okay, they just left and are gone until Sunday afternoon. I need solid tips with actual directions how to get away with it. Also, what is the number one thing that gets a guy caught in these situatuons?
I have a ton of girls coming over. Will have the make-out room up and running. Already got some liquor stashed, pretty sure I can get some beer.
So let 'er rip.
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Also, what is the number one thing that gets a guy caught in these situatuons?
Cigarette butts.
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little brother/sister narcs
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I've seen a successful house party. In every movie, the party gets busted up by the cops. Don't do it, man.
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Use a neighbors trash to dispose of evidence. Can't stress this enough. If I had done this last semester, I wouldn't of missed homecoming
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Also, what is the number one thing that gets a guy caught in these situatuons?
Cigarette butts.
Good one. Will ave a big butt can out on the back patio.
sd, they took Kelcy with them!!! :emawkid:
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Don't use your parents condoms if you get lucky. Sometimes they notice when 2 or 3 or 4 are gone.
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Also, what is the number one thing that gets a guy caught in these situatuons?
Cigarette butts.
Good one. Will ave a big butt can out on the back patio.
sd, they took Kelcy with them!!! :emawkid:
Yeah but you know Brad and his group of idiot friends are just going to flick them in the yard like they did at my house last summer.
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only way to not get caught is to have a lake house. imho
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only way to not get caught is to have a lake house. imho
That's where they went, dumbass. :dubious:
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Do not start a prostitution ring.
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Also, what is the number one thing that gets a guy caught in these situatuons?
Parents come home early. I think in every single movie i've seen, this is the case. Buy your mom a day at the spa before she has to come home.
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We didn't have digital cameras in my day, or camera phones. But I would take "before" pictures, and try to get everything exactly the way it was left, you can never be too precise if you want to pull it off.
Narc neighbors, and a bunch of cars up and down your street are something to watch out for and can draw attention of loud mouth neighbors being like "Hey Bill! Your son had quite the party last weekend" when they come back.
Watch for drunk chicks spilling cac too.
Search under couches, chairs, nooks and crannies for lighters, weed, bottlecaps, condoms, or whatever before they come back.
Fabreeze entire house too. And leave yourself plenty of "prep" time before they come back. Most mistakes are made by rushed/hungover/"day of parents arrival" haphazard cleanup.
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make sure your friends park a couple blocks away and have them walk. don't want old lady thompson next door getting suspicious. if need be, let me know and i'll bring the minivan over to transport from their cars to the house.
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Also, what is the number one thing that gets a guy caught in these situatuons?
Cigarette butts.
Bottle caps/can tabs. Oh man, mom found one between the couch cushions. Grounded two weeks. :frown:
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In high school I found out that if you leave spilled everclear sitting on your parents oak kitchen table for a few hours, it will rough ridin' eat right through the finish and probably through the whole rough ridin' table if I would have left it there long enough. Which should probably tell you something about why you shouldn't ever drink rough ridin' everclear. But if you do don't spill it on your parents table and leave it there. Even if it was pretty funny when they discovered the damage under the centerpiece thing I covered it up with like a year later.
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you guys have some pretty lame parents.
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bro,
in all seriousness. have a party out at the lake or pot2. invite a ton of people and see who shows. then let a super select group of people know that your parents are out of town and that if the party gets broken up then they can come over. i cannot stress enough that you only tell the people that you actually want to come over (read girls). then call the police. break up the party and you are g2g. :eye:
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make sure your friends park a couple blocks away and have them walk. don't want old lady thompson next door getting suspicious. if need be, let me know and i'll bring the minivan over to transport from their cars to the house.
Me and a couple friends threw our high school's graduation party senior year... we had everyone park in this designated spot about a quarter mile away in a random field covered by trees from the road that I'd never seen anything happen in ever. The next morning we drove by the field only to see like 20 construction workers standing around and equipment everywhere. Apparently they were planning on putting in some big water line there that morning and we pretty confused why there were suddenly 300 cars parked in neat little rows out in the middle of the rough ridin' forest.
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Lots of good advice. I had thought of the parking thing. I am worried about the back deck thing. It will be obvious to the neighbors.
Rest of it is pretty good. Rd's plan is good in theory but what if some of the girls blab, or make other plans because they didn't know I was having a select party?
I was concerned about the coming home early deal but when they go they make it count, plus they gotta get the house ready for the summer. Lots of work. But I will keep an eye on my cell phone.
Also, got $50 case "for emergencies" :gocho:
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Keep a police scanner handy and have someone listening to it. Let everyone know you are monitoring the police scanner. If crap starts to get out of hand or you just want everyone to GTFO tell them you just heard the cops were on the way. You can sometimes just yell "FIVE OH!"
The neighbors always busted me and my friends. Take it out to a pasture.
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Keep a police scanner handy and have someone listening to it. Let everyone know you are monitoring the police scanner. If cac starts to get out of hand or you just want everyone to GTFO tell them you just heard the cops were on the way. You can sometimes just yell "FIVE OH!"
The neighbors always busted me and my friends. Take it out to a pasture.
Pasture parties are for ku fans bro.
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country cruisin
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country cruisin
Heard some hayseeds calling this " crop tourin" a while back. Definitely needs to be some clarification of acceptable terminology.
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country cruisin
Heard some hayseeds calling this " crop tourin" a while back. Definitely needs to be some clarification of acceptable terminology.
yeah, never heard that in my life
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country cruisin
Heard some hayseeds calling this " crop tourin" a while back. Definitely needs to be some clarification of acceptable terminology.
Move to "Things ku fans love to do" thread.
This thread is for my raging INDOOR party. Should I fire up the hottub?!
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Just remember to invite Erik from trig. Last year I had a party and didn't invite him and he called my at 11:30 (when I was already 4 or 5 deep) and threatened to tell his mom about my party if I didn't let him come.
It sucks. He sucks. But it's something you have to do if you want to be safe imo.
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We didn't have digital cameras in my day, or camera phones. But I would take "before" pictures, and try to get everything exactly the way it was left, you can never be too precise if you want to pull it off.
Narc neighbors, and a bunch of cars up and down your street are something to watch out for and can draw attention of loud mouth neighbors being like "Hey Bill! Your son had quite the party last weekend" when they come back.
Watch for drunk chicks spilling cac too.
Search under couches, chairs, nooks and crannies for lighters, weed, bottlecaps, condoms, or whatever before they come back.
Fabreeze entire house too. And leave yourself plenty of "prep" time before they come back. Most mistakes are made by rushed/hungover/"day of parents arrival" haphazard cleanup.
Easiest way to get caught. Using febreze says, a) I had a party b) I smoked weed pretty much the whole time you were gone.
After you've cleaned the house, leave some food out so it smells like old food. They will never believe you had people over with the house smelling rank. Also leave "lived-in" evidence: TV remote by fridge, a half eaten bowl of popcorn, leave some dvd cases open and laying around, etc.
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Fabreeze an entire day if you can before parents arrival. If people are smoking cigarettes, the smell can still be there, which can be risky especially if your parents are non-smokers.
Cigarette/smoke smell/spilled vodka in the house is worse than Fabreeze.
If you Fabreeze with plenty of time, the smell of smoke will be gone, and it wont be obvious. A Fabreeze / open window combo is the way to go for airing out.
He's right though, you don't want it "too perfect." Just use common sense.
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country cruisin
Heard some hayseeds calling this " crop tourin" a while back. Definitely needs to be some clarification of acceptable terminology.
booze cruisin
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A good "lived in look" strategy is to leave your game system plugged in to the main tv, our out in obvious view, with some games / dvd's strewn nearby.
Parents don't associate nerd gaming with raging parties.
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A good "lived in look" strategy is to leave your game system plugged in to the main tv, our out in obvious view, with some games / dvd's strewn nearby.
Parents don't associate nerd gaming with raging parties.
wow, this is great advice
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This stuff amazes me. The lengths people went to to cover stuff up, it would just never occur to me. Like, I pretty much went into every illegal party throwing escapade assuming we would get in trouble for something, and it was nothing short of a miracle when we didn't. The work it would have taken to not get caught, i might as well just had the party out at the backside of douglass lake like every other weekend.
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Why take the risk? Go to a park or something. Worst case is your parents get a call from the cops saying they caught you drinking in a park. With a big party at your house the worst case is way worse than that. WAY WORSE. If someone at your house decides to :drink: and :driving: and they :goodbyecruelworld: your parents could be in seriously deep crap as well as you.
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Why take the risk? Go to a park or something. Worst case is your parents get a call from the cops saying they caught you drinking in a park. With a big party at your house the worst case is way worse than that. WAY WORSE. If someone at your house decides to :drink: and :driving: and they :goodbyecruelworld: your parents could be in seriously deep crap as well as you.
Yeah whatever Ira, you died in a pool of bloody vomit. "Why take the risk"? GMAFB
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guess who has already been inside limestone's house for the past 45 minutes due to his parents not locking the garage side door and him not having to take a full load because it's the last semester of his senior year and he already have enough credits? :emawkid:
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I have one more suggestion. If crap goes badly....
1. Get some pig's blood.
2. Get a shotgun.
3. Scatter blood throughout a few rooms of the house, shoot some holes in the wall, and rough ridin' trash the place.
4. Go hide in a park or somewhere nobody can find you for about 10 days.
5. Walk home on a Sunday and tell your parents... "I escaped"
Works every time.
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1. Do not put keg in the sink. I cracked the porcelain in the big wash room sink. Busted.
2. Remember to take out the trash. 'Specially the trash can in your mom and dad's bathroom. Mom found Dooley's used condom in there.
3. Your neighbors may be your parent's narcs. Prolly best to go admit to them that you are going to have a few people over because you are tying to get laid, and then just hope your neighbor is cool and totally understands because he was young once and chased loads of tail also.
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You may want to double check the strength of your deck before filling it with people. If it collapses, it's about impossible to build a new one before your parents get home.
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This neighbor thing will be tricky.
Ps. Rd is an bad person. Don't let Maggie out of the garage dumbass!! :curse:
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only way to not get caught is to have a lake house. imho
That's where they went, dumbass. :dubious:
sounds to me like there trying to bust yo ass, no one heads to the lakehouse when its this cold lmao.
ur mom and pops are probably bonin at the hotel after cashing in on there spg points.
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This neighbor thing will be tricky.
Ps. Rd is an bad person. Don't let Maggie out of the garage dumbass!! :curse:
Omg. Limestone is so anal. No way in the world that he pulls this off.
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definitely agree with the whole neighbor thing. they make (or break) the operation. be like, really nice to them and stuff. old neighbors will wonder if you're a jackass or a dumbass - better to be a jackass.
can you slip a six pack onto herbert's riding mower?
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You may want to double check the strength of your deck before filling it with people. If it collapses, it's about impossible to build a new one before your parents get home.
Too soon bro.