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Title: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: EllToPay on March 09, 2011, 11:19:13 AM
Water on the floor and a distinct stench of mold.

Also, tractors littering the streets. Absolutely nowhere to park.
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 09, 2011, 11:23:55 AM
Par for the course, Kelly's is trash.  I can only go there if I'm absolutely trashed.
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2011, 11:25:51 AM
IOWANS!
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2011, 11:29:23 AM
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Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: EllToPay on March 09, 2011, 11:31:02 AM
can't even get a table. kelly's staff just wheeled in 5 kegs of natural light due to high demand.
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: KSUTOMMY on March 09, 2011, 11:34:49 AM
can't even get a table. kelly's staff just wheeled in 5 kegs of natural light due to high demand.

Have they warmed up the Copenhagen display?
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: wabash909 on March 09, 2011, 11:37:48 AM
My God, sounds disgusting.

Buddy just texted me a pic of a drunk Iowan trying to feed one of those mounted police horses a carrot.





Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2011, 11:39:05 AM
WTF is this crap?  Just saw, like, 40 trucks with this written on the side heading downtown  :horrorsurprise:

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Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: wabash909 on March 09, 2011, 11:42:41 AM
Thermal Carharrts????  It's 50 degrees out, guys.   :facepalm:



 
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Havs on March 09, 2011, 11:58:08 AM
 :bawl: Wishing I was there  :bawl:

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Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 09, 2011, 12:17:26 PM
Iowan's: Supporting watered down piss for over 2 decades.

Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 09, 2011, 12:31:35 PM
As long as the sweet taste of Boulevard isn't touching their undeserving palates, I'm happy.


But seriously, GTFOO my city you disgusting human beings.
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 09, 2011, 01:35:15 PM
I'm hearing the ISU fans intentionally plugged up the crappers and flushed.  Creating standing crap water and making them feel at home?  Confirm?
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: EllToPay on March 09, 2011, 01:46:47 PM
I'm hearing the ISU fans intentionally plugged up the crappers and flushed.  Creating standing crap water and making them feel at home?  Confirm?

Can confirm.

Iowa hayseeds are just spitting their tobacco juice wherever they please.
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 09, 2011, 01:51:14 PM
Buddy just texted and said they've set up a FEMA booth outside.

Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: ChiComCat on March 09, 2011, 01:52:10 PM
I'm hearing the ISU fans intentionally plugged up the crappers and flushed.  Creating standing crap water and making them feel at home?  Confirm?

Can confirm.

Iowa hayseeds are just spitting their tobacco juice wherever they please.

Those are the big city "intellectual" Iowans.  The hayseed hickish ones just swallow the stuff
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: EllToPay on March 09, 2011, 02:57:29 PM
they left westport in ruins. :frown:

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Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 09, 2011, 02:58:35 PM
all you need to know about iowa is "black velvet" is the most sold liquor in the entire state. what is "black velvet" you ask? exactly.  :goodbyecruelworld:
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Pete on March 09, 2011, 03:01:52 PM
I am heading down to the P&L tomorrow with LSOC....will be taking photos of Iowans and will post later. 
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 09, 2011, 03:09:16 PM
I am heading down to the P&L tomorrow with LSOC....will be taking photos of Iowans and will post later. 

I hope all the good ones stay. 
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 09, 2011, 03:12:20 PM
I am heading down to the P&L tomorrow with LSOC....will be taking photos of Iowans and will post later. 

I hope all the good ones stay. 

Last time they broke the bull at Big Sky.
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: wabash909 on March 09, 2011, 05:10:14 PM
Corn filled stool water cascading down Westport Road/43rd Street as we speak. 

Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 09, 2011, 05:41:57 PM
Corn filled stool water cascading down Westport Road/43rd Street as we speak. 



A veritable CORNUcopia of things in that water.

Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: wabash909 on March 09, 2011, 05:56:51 PM
Iowan Basketball Team, Fans Stink Up the Joint

*Major Newspaper Headline



Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: CloneBroChill on March 09, 2011, 11:00:21 PM
all you need to know about iowa is "black velvet" is the most sold liquor in the entire state. what is "black velvet" you ask? exactly.  :goodbyecruelworld:
We're natty people....Larry Eustachy knows whats up....
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Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: CloneBroChill on March 09, 2011, 11:01:47 PM
all you need to know about iowa is "black velvet" is the most sold liquor in the entire state. what is "black velvet" you ask? exactly.  :goodbyecruelworld:
Templeton Rye
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: CNS on March 09, 2011, 11:02:29 PM
Rough day for the 'necks in the big city.

Tech shamed.

ISU embarrassed.  


Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: CloneBroChill on March 09, 2011, 11:05:45 PM
Rough day for the 'necks in the big city.

Tech shamed.

ISU embarrassed.  



Losing by 2 to a higher seed with an NBA lottery pick on their team....lost, yes....embarrassed, nah man...
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 09, 2011, 11:08:12 PM
Rough day for the 'necks in the big city.

Tech shamed.

ISU embarrassed.  



Losing by 2 to a higher seed with an NBA lottery pick on their team....lost, yes....embarrassed, nah man...

SO SLTHY!  oh man
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Havs on March 09, 2011, 11:29:12 PM
Win or Lose... we still booze while dodging bullets at Kelly's!!!  :excited:
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Super PurpleCat on March 09, 2011, 11:32:42 PM
The last time I was in Kelly's I spilled my entire beer (big plastic cup) on the tits of the girl I was macking on.

Didn't work out.   :frown:
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 09, 2011, 11:33:21 PM
Win or Lose... we still booze while dodging bullets at Kelly's!!!  :excited:

Please keep it up tomorrow.
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: kcpowercat on March 09, 2011, 11:44:27 PM
Win or Lose... we still booze while dodging bullets at Kelly's!!!  :excited:

LCityIQ
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Havs on March 09, 2011, 11:50:27 PM
Win or Lose... we still booze while dodging bullets at Kelly's!!!  :excited:

LCityIQ

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know Westport is going to the negros!!!
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 09, 2011, 11:51:10 PM
Win or Lose... we still booze while dodging bullets at Kelly's!!!  :excited:

LCityIQ

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know Westport is going to the negros!!!

Havs!   :opcat:
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Havs on March 09, 2011, 11:54:53 PM
Win or Lose... we still booze while dodging bullets at Kelly's!!!  :excited:

LCityIQ

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know Westport is going to the negros!!!

Havs!   :opcat:

If insurance agents are allowed to stereotype if they have proof, so can I!!
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: kcpowercat on March 09, 2011, 11:59:41 PM
Win or Lose... we still booze while dodging bullets at Kelly's!!!  :excited:

LCityIQ

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know Westport is going to the negros!!!

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: GoodForAnother on March 10, 2011, 12:00:13 AM
Win or Lose... we still booze while dodging bullets at Kelly's!!!  :excited:

LCityIQ

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know Westport is going to the negros!!!

the negro is your friend havs, and they key to a successful basketballing team
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 10, 2011, 12:04:16 AM
Win or Lose... we still booze while dodging bullets at Kelly's!!!  :excited:

LCityIQ

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know Westport is going to the negros!!!

the negro is your friend havs, and they key to a successful basketballing team

Havs hasn't seen one of those since '98.
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: CNS on March 10, 2011, 08:33:01 AM
Rough day for the 'necks in the big city.

Tech shamed.

ISU embarrassed.  



Losing by 2 to a higher seed with an NBA lottery pick on their team....lost, yes....embarrassed, nah man...

Gotta feel good getting that out.

Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: EllToPay on March 10, 2011, 08:34:12 AM
Rough day for the 'necks in the big city.

Tech shamed.

ISU embarrassed.  



Losing by 2 to a higher seed with an NBA lottery pick on their team....lost, yes....embarrassed, nah man...

Gotta feel good getting that out.



You can take the SLTH out of the coach, but you can't take it away from the fans.
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: CloneBroChill on March 10, 2011, 04:04:09 PM
Rough day for the 'necks in the big city.

Tech shamed.

ISU embarrassed.  



Losing by 2 to a higher seed with an NBA lottery pick on their team....lost, yes....embarrassed, nah man...

Gotta feel good getting that out.



You can take the SLTH out of the coach, but you can't take it away from the fans.
When you only win 3 conference games...its hard to find something to say about this average team....
Title: Re: Report from Kelly's in Westport
Post by: Havs on March 10, 2011, 04:09:08 PM
Win or Lose... we still booze while dodging bullets at Kelly's!!!  :excited:

LCityIQ

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know Westport is going to the negros!!!

the negro is your friend havs, and they key to a successful basketballing team

Havs hasn't seen one of those since '98.

I saw a black guy in 2002!!! jerk.