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Title: THIEVES?!
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 24, 2011, 09:26:25 AM
As I left for work today, I couldn't find my garage door opener. No big deal, wife had the car yesterday so she probably misplaced it.

Wife calls me half an hour ago, her garage door opener missing as well. RUT ROH.

I'm home now, absolutely nothing is missing. I even had a laptop in plain sight in our house as soon as you walk in, and nothing in either car was missing either.

The garage door was down this morning, although I can't remember if I put it down last night (my guess is I forgot).

I've wiped the unit of its codes (at least I think I did), trying to find new openers in town.
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: CNS on February 24, 2011, 09:29:11 AM
As I left for work today, I couldn't find my garage door opener. No big deal, wife had the car yesterday so she probably misplaced it.

Wife calls me half an hour ago, her garage door opener missing as well. RUT ROH.

I'm home now, absolutely nothing is missing. I even had a laptop in plain sight in our house as soon as you walk in, and nothing in either car was missing either.

The garage door was down this morning, although I can't remember if I put it down last night (my guess is I forgot).

I've wiped the unit of its codes (at least I think I did), trying to find new openers in town.

Disable the unit until fixed.  Pull the red cord thingy and lock the key lock on the door.
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: wetwillie on February 24, 2011, 09:30:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDX7tevXO1E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDX7tevXO1E)

 :babywillie:
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: The1BigWillie on February 24, 2011, 09:30:48 AM
Go buy a gun and wait a few houses down until they come back.   :popcorn:
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 24, 2011, 09:32:06 AM
Topeka!
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Post by: steve dave on February 24, 2011, 09:45:31 AM
Quote from:  saul to mrs. saul in two days
Found them!
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on February 24, 2011, 09:47:32 AM
Sears and HD sell Chamberlain I believe.  But probably cheaper online.
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: Pett on February 24, 2011, 10:14:02 AM
The garage door was down this morning, although I can't remember if I put it down last night (my guess is I forgot).

you deserve to at least get your laptop stolen for this.
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 24, 2011, 10:14:59 AM
scary stuff. Kinda the start of a story you'd see on Dateline. :ohno:
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: _33 on February 24, 2011, 10:38:05 AM
I have the built in HomeLink system in my Chrysler Town and Country Limited. It is a programmable 3-function system that can be programmed to do anything from opening your garage door to turning on your coffee machine. I currently have mine programmed to open my garage door and turn on my living room lights when I get home. Perhaps you should think about investing in an elite, luxury vehicle like my Chrysler Town and Country Limited.   :dunno:
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 24, 2011, 10:42:22 AM
The garage door was down this morning, although I can't remember if I put it down last night (my guess is I forgot).

you deserve to at least get your laptop stolen for this.
Was slightly drunk.
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: the KHAN! on February 24, 2011, 10:45:35 AM
That's weird man. My roommate once got robbed...the idiot theif took his laptop but left the charger behind, also left behind numerous cameras and my ipod.


Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: doom on February 24, 2011, 11:13:34 AM
need to "sweep" your home to make sure it is "clean"


 :jeffy: 
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: DILLIGAF on February 24, 2011, 01:05:18 PM
That's weird man. My roommate once got robbed...the idiot theif took his laptop but left the charger behind, also left behind numerous cameras and my ipod.




And he didn't realize you were the perp? 
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on February 24, 2011, 01:30:32 PM
Get some dobermans.  I hear Wally and Freddy are available.
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: the KHAN! on February 24, 2011, 02:36:23 PM
That's weird man. My roommate once got robbed...the idiot theif took his laptop but left the charger behind, also left behind numerous cameras and my ipod.




And he didn't realize you were the perp? 

I was with him when it was all stolen.  :dunno:
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: dmartin on February 25, 2011, 08:50:51 AM
That's weird man. My roommate once got robbed...the idiot theif took his laptop but left the charger behind, also left behind numerous cameras and my ipod.




And he didn't realize you were the perp? 

I was with him when it was all stolen.  :dunno:

so insurance fraud then... right?
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: jtksu on February 25, 2011, 02:17:01 PM
My parents house has a light switch that cuts power to their opener.  Pretty convenient.  They disable it at night or when they're out of town, etc.
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: OK_Cat on February 25, 2011, 02:19:22 PM
too bad your parents didn't have a similar switch that cut power to their genitals before your dad's sperm drizzled out of her ass into her vagina, thus creating jtksu (and the subsequent juggalos)
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: jtksu on February 25, 2011, 02:22:17 PM
A wedding photographer that tries to hard to be edgy.  God really crap on you.
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: OK_Cat on February 25, 2011, 02:22:55 PM
too bad your parents didn't have a similar switch that cut power to their genitals before your dad's sperm drizzled out of her ass into her vagina, thus creating jtksu (and the subsequent juggalos)
Title: Re: THIEVES?!
Post by: CNS on February 25, 2011, 02:57:06 PM
A wedding photographer that tries to hard to be edgy.  God really crap on you.

JT's comment reminds me of something hilarious on Community last night. 

When describing a person, "They are just a mess.  It's like God spilled a person."
 :lol: