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Title: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: wetwillie on February 20, 2011, 07:50:14 PM
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Between him and Diaz we might foul out Jamar, Curt, and HR Block  :runaway:
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: kstater on February 20, 2011, 07:54:17 PM
Get him into foul trouble first.  Curt is gonna clown him.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: the KHAN! on February 20, 2011, 07:56:00 PM
Throw a candy bar outside the stadium and lock the doors.  :dubious:
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: ednksu on February 20, 2011, 08:20:03 PM
Throw a candy bar outside the stadium and lock the doors.  :dubious:
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: justTHEtip on February 20, 2011, 08:26:08 PM
Look at the fun bags on that hose hound... :gocho:
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: The Whale on February 20, 2011, 08:48:11 PM
WHO WILL GUARD MARIC?!?
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: j-dub on February 20, 2011, 08:55:53 PM
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Between him and Diaz we might foul out Jamar, Curt, and HR Block  :runaway:

why is tyler hughes still trying to play college ball  :dunno:
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: BostonPancake on February 20, 2011, 08:58:36 PM
Pfft....eff that guy....he's NU's version of JHR, and he just blew his 10 point wad all over texas. 

Nothing to see here...move along.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: Tobias on February 20, 2011, 09:01:48 PM
I wouldn't count the bastard out.  From the few games I've watched, they're a totally different team with him on the floor.  JMLBBIQO.  :dunno:
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: doom on February 20, 2011, 09:15:29 PM
is that the guy shouting we're #1 at the end of the game?
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: SdK on February 20, 2011, 10:10:37 PM
is that the guy shouting we're #1 at the end of the game?

I wish I could say yes...would have loved it that much more.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: pike on February 20, 2011, 10:18:07 PM
Is that dude in his 30s?
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: RightMeow on February 20, 2011, 10:20:55 PM
He'll get a few rebounds but he'll have a hard time defending our offense.  We don't just send a guy to the block and post him up - the big guys are up at the high post and cutting and screening - doubt that guy hedges anything but his next meal being bigger than the last.  Cats roll.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: sys on February 20, 2011, 10:27:51 PM
he has pretty eyes.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 20, 2011, 10:36:04 PM
He's surprisingly agile.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: Benja on February 20, 2011, 11:17:40 PM
Throw a candy bar outside the stadium and lock the doors.  :dubious:

OH CUZ HE'S FAT LOL!!1

Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: doom on February 20, 2011, 11:44:43 PM
he looks like Matt Dillion if he were to go on an 8 year cheeseburger only diet. 
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: the KHAN! on February 21, 2011, 12:07:34 AM
Throw a candy bar outside the stadium and lock the doors.  :dubious:

OH CUZ HE'S FAT LOL!!1


He's actually diabetic, you insensitive prick! He needs to keep that blood sugar up!
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: Benja on February 21, 2011, 12:30:20 AM
Throw a candy bar outside the stadium and lock the doors.  :dubious:

OH CUZ HE'S FAT LOL!!1


He's actually diabetic, you insensitive prick! He needs to keep that blood sugar up!

Ok so just so I get the story straight, your planning on using this mans diabetes and life-sustaining need for sugar in order to trick him into going outside, at which point you will then lock the doors on him, denying him the one thing in life that takes his mind off his crippling disease?
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: jtksu on February 21, 2011, 12:41:37 AM
This plan seems pretty damn complicated and, frankly, mean.  Why not just hire Tanya Harding to give him AIDs or something?
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: the KHAN! on February 21, 2011, 12:52:25 AM
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Ok so just so I get the story straight, your planning on using this mans diabetes and life-sustaining need for sugar in order to trick him into going outside, at which point you will then lock the doors on him, denying him the one thing in life that takes his mind off his crippling disease?

But at least he gets to enjoy a Candy bar.  :fatty:

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This plan seems pretty damn complicated and, frankly, mean.  Why not just hire Tanya Harding to give him AIDs or something?
This plan isn't set in stone. I think we can still run with the Tanya Harding thing. 
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
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Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: steve dave on February 21, 2011, 08:32:56 AM
Almeida is a treat to watch
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: KITNfury on February 21, 2011, 08:48:04 AM
Fatter poor man's version of dexter pittman seems to me. Speed the game up as much as you can and he's nullified.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 21, 2011, 08:53:42 AM
I like that he is extremely obese yet still takes the time to gel his hair.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: CNS on February 21, 2011, 08:57:49 AM
Cannot imagine how many Nubbs talk about "if he just went out for Bo's team" the instant he gets in every game.  Gotta be worse than our very worst shirt-tuck nightmare.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: steve dave on February 21, 2011, 09:08:42 AM
Guys, he's as big as a house.  A HOUSE.  I love him.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: catzacker on February 21, 2011, 09:23:42 AM
Guys, he's as big as a house.  A HOUSE.  I love him.

are you going to watch the game on wednesday?  or just go to bed early, put the pillow over your head and try to drown out the superbowl celebration that will commence across the state of nebraska after they win?
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: AbeFroman on February 21, 2011, 09:27:40 AM
He's everything Asprilla was supposed to be
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: steve dave on February 21, 2011, 09:40:50 AM
Guys, he's as big as a house.  A HOUSE.  I love him.

are you going to watch the game on wednesday?  or just go to bed early, put the pillow over your head and try to drown out the superbowl celebration that will commence across the state of nebraska after they win?

the later
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 21, 2011, 09:42:11 AM
How do you not burn off more calories than you take in playing basketball. Is Doc's slow pace also slowly killing that fat ass.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: catzacker on February 21, 2011, 09:56:51 AM
Guys, he's as big as a house.  A HOUSE.  I love him.

are you going to watch the game on wednesday?  or just go to bed early, put the pillow over your head and try to drown out the superbowl celebration that will commence across the state of nebraska after they win?

the later

good. I'd suggest you pop a lionel richie cassette in the walkman and just let him take you to sleep.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: steve dave on February 21, 2011, 11:46:47 AM
B12 rookie of the week  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on February 21, 2011, 12:33:31 PM
Have Jamar tickle his love handles.  Then watch the big foreigner throw bows and get double fouled out of the game.

:doberman:
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 21, 2011, 01:04:59 PM
You fear the beard his fat-ass, that's what you rough ridin' do.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: Clevey 2 Times on February 21, 2011, 08:03:50 PM
Pfft....eff that guy....he's NU's version of JHR, and he just blew his 10 point wad all over texas. 

Nothing to see here...move along.

I guarantee JHR has dunked on many more bitches, so your comparison is incorrect.

If we can turn them over (fingers crossed), get out and run, this guy will be nothing on the defensive end.

This could be one game where we miss Freddy's 5 fouls though.

Cats 60-59
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: CNS on February 21, 2011, 08:10:54 PM
when that kid hits the floor, we need to push the pace like mad.  wear his ass out.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 21, 2011, 09:16:40 PM
I can't wait until JO dunks all over that fat bitch.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: wetwillie on February 23, 2011, 11:34:43 PM
so....false alarm, sorry guys
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: RightMeow on February 23, 2011, 11:36:11 PM
That guy is great to watch.  I would rather pay money to see him play than most of the League.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 23, 2011, 11:36:54 PM
I hadn't read this thread until now, but I have to admit the "push the ball" concept was a real  :lol: . . . apparently someone doesn't watch us play anymore.

In man advantage situations we look like scared little girls taking the ball down the floor . . . just a total 180 from where we had progressed to last year.

Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: Benja on February 23, 2011, 11:51:04 PM
I liked the five minute or so stretch when this fat bastard looked like he was literally going to die on the court.
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: ben_dover919 on February 24, 2011, 12:04:01 AM
I liked the five minute or so stretch when this fat bastard looked like he was literally going to die on the court.
this....i thought he was going to die and Doc just left him out there
Title: Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
Post by: jtksu on February 24, 2011, 03:12:05 AM
Once again, ladies and gentlemen:  Daxtard.  He's here all week!