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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: EMAWgeddon on February 20, 2011, 12:19:06 AM
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Out at a bar tonight, I left my group of friends to get a beer from the bar.
This dude slides up next to me at the bar and says something incoherent and slurred to me. I look over and this drunk bad person is wearing a giant jayhawk sticker. The following conversation ensues:
Me: dude, what is that weird bird?
Sticker guy: Yeah girl, we DESTROYED COLORADO TODAY DESTROYED (reaches up hand to give me high five)
Me: you ruined the entire state?
Sticker guy: NO THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY BEAT COLORADO TODAY
Me: what sport?
Sticker guy: ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!! THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS COLLEGE BASKETBALL
Me: Oh the #1 team in basketball is that North Carolina?
Sticker guy: Long pause... didn't you see my sticker?
Me: staring and silence
Sticker guy: KANSAS BASKETBALL EVER HEARD OF US ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK
Me:Is your coach Roy?
Sticker guy: silence. KANSAS BASKETBALL WE WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2008
Me: They don't have national championships in college basketball, only football.
Sticker guy: WHAT THE eff YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. KANSAS BASKETBALL IS FAMOUS! YOU HAVE TO BE STUPID! WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?
Me: you're the one making things up here, guy
Sticker guy: eff YOU I HATE YOU KANSAS BASKETBALL IS ALL THAT MATTERS
Sticker guy proceeds to dump over a barstool in rage, scream and run away never to be seen by me again.
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So typical.
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Was this in Portland? Did the sticker guy say anything about a Paul Pierce condo?
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Great story, but not to crap on your head. Trim I got to meet this little beauty tonight. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi585.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fss291%2Fmvannatta%2FIMAG0091.jpg&hash=eefc1d43cb9e085c316a0586f545dd8c9f503af4)
She has got to be the dumbest rough ridin' person I have ever met in my life. Of course she is a closet KU fan (because they have good classes). She is a walking PSA for abortion. At one point Trim the beautiful human being he is tried to rid the world of the abomination and get her to go in the back and kill herself. She was so dumb she was completely immune to real life PI. She literally had no clue. There were so many gems from tonight that I couldn’t keep track. Hopefully our next encounter Trim can arrange for a court room stenographer to document all of the interactions. The Wichita pak’rs will be paying her another visit on Wednesday for the Nubb game and I can not wait. Stay tuned for more updates kidos.
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The only exchange I can really remember well is the straw thing.
EMAWgeddon, why was the guy still wearing his sticker?
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The only exchange I can really remember well is the straw thing.
Oh, also declaring myself a "crazed, hateful wolf". (just to keep this hoops-related)
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The only exchange I can really remember well is the straw thing.
EMAWgeddon, why was the guy still wearing his sticker?
Dunno. From what I gather he was using the Colorado game to cover up being butt hurt over losing to Kstate.
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She has got to be the dumbest rough ridin' person I have ever met in my life. Of course she is a closet KU fan (because they have good classes).
They should really start the service industry training earlier for ku fans. They should make them wait on people and serve food in high school like they have all the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kids wash towels and clean dishes.
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The only exchange I can really remember well is the straw thing.
EMAWgeddon, why was the guy still wearing his sticker?
Dunno. From what I gather he was using the Colorado game to cover up being butt hurt over losing to Kstate.
I thought the whole sticker thing was just a running ksufans/goEMAW joke until a year or 2 ago when I saw a lawyer wearing one at a CLE.
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She has got to be the dumbest rough ridin' person I have ever met in my life. Of course she is a closet KU fan (because they have good classes).
They should really start the service industry training earlier for ku fans. They should make them wait on people and serve food in high school like they have all the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kids wash towels and clean dishes.
Her dad was the owner/security. Fat Tony?
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I thought the whole sticker thing was just a running ksufans/goEMAW joke until a year or 2 ago when I saw a lawyer wearing one at a CLE.
When I went to junior high in lawrence, they would stop everything for a ku game during the day. The entire learning process would shut down. And they would hand out stickers to people not wearing ku crap (always me) and make us wear them during the game.
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I thought the whole sticker thing was just a running ksufans/goEMAW joke until a year or 2 ago when I saw a lawyer wearing one at a CLE.
When I went to junior high in lawrence, they would stop everything for a ku game during the day. The entire learning process would shut down. And they would hand out stickers to people not wearing ku crap (always me) and make us wear them during the game.
What an oppressive regime. You know Lawrence townies have to be keeping a close eye on the situation in Egypt.
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Somewhat similar experience last night. Three of us (me, ku fan, UNC fan) watching the slam dunk contest at a JoCo watering hole. Discussing one and done kids, kids who should have stayed... etc...
UNC fan (moron) says "Beasley didn't much his year in college. He should have stayed." He wasn't being an bad person... he just isn't too bright. ku fan called him a moron. We set him straight... he looked confused and then looked it up on his phone for confirmation.
Really ugly fat guy sitting next to UNC fan hears "Beasley" and says.... "Beasley was everything for K-State and he got them ranked but since he left they haven't done anything." I look over at him and he's obviously bombed. He's wearing a blue t-shirt with "Pay Heed" on the front and some Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ku crap on the back.
I just look at my ku buddy and smile. I didn't have to say a word and I'd won. Fat Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) guy then gets up, goes outside, and passes out on the patio of the bar. His shoes were filthy.
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His shoes were filthy.
This is a common trend I have noticed in squawks.
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His shoes were filthy.
This is a common trend I have noticed in squawks.
Jfc, so true.
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There was also a sticker fan episode at the a&m pak a few weeks ago that I don't remember much detail on.
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That was the head of the KU young alumni association that you destroyed at the A&M pak. :lol:
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That was the head of the KU young alumni association that you destroyed at the A&M pak. :lol:
KU young alumni association should make themselves some t-shirts or something so that their leadership doesn't have to resort to applying a sticker to show his pride.
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That was the head of the KU young alumni association that you destroyed at the A&M pak. :lol:
KU young alumni association should make themselves some t-shirts or something so that their leadership doesn't have to resort to applying a sticker to show his pride.
You dropped at least 3 well placed sticker PI comments on him and he had not clue as to wut the eff was going on just kept smiling n feeling all proud about the sticker with absolutely no other show of uk allegiance. Which was a very common theme for the uk crowd that was at the establishment that day. I remember a lot of fat and ugly as well. :dunno: :cheers:
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I remember dropping quite a few "look at that rough ridin' troll" as they waddled back and fourth from the bathroom.
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This is the first I have heard of "sticker fans". Can't say that I have encountered one before :dunno:
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Out at a bar tonight, I left my group of friends to get a beer from the bar.
This dude slides up next to me at the bar and says something incoherent and slurred to me. I look over and this drunk bad person is wearing a giant jayhawk sticker. The following conversation ensues:
Me: dude, what is that weird bird?
Sticker guy: Yeah girl, we DESTROYED COLORADO TODAY DESTROYED (reaches up hand to give me high five)
Me: you ruined the entire state?
Sticker guy: NO THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY BEAT COLORADO TODAY
Me: what sport?
Sticker guy: ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!! THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS COLLEGE BASKETBALL
Me: Oh the #1 team in basketball is that North Carolina?
Sticker guy: Long pause... didn't you see my sticker?
Me: staring and silence
Sticker guy: KANSAS BASKETBALL EVER HEARD OF US ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK
Me:Is your coach Roy?
Sticker guy: silence. KANSAS BASKETBALL WE WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2008
Me: They don't have national championships in college basketball, only football.
Sticker guy: WHAT THE eff YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. KANSAS BASKETBALL IS FAMOUS! YOU HAVE TO BE STUPID! WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?
Me: you're the one making things up here, guy
Sticker guy: eff YOU I HATE YOU KANSAS BASKETBALL IS ALL THAT MATTERS
Sticker guy proceeds to dump over a barstool in rage, scream and run away never to be seen by me again.
was I the only one that didn't know emawgeddon was a girl?
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Yes.
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This is the first I have heard of "sticker fans". Can't say that I have encountered one before :dunno:
Once a sticker fan told me they do it so that if ku loses they can just take it off and pretend like nothing happened.
I'm surprised more people on here haven't had a sticker fan experience but I did live in Lawrence for 4 years, so I guess I had more opportunity for interaction.
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This is the first I have heard of "sticker fans". Can't say that I have encountered one before :dunno:
Once a sticker fan told me they do it so that if ku loses they can just take it off and pretend like nothing happened.
I'm surprised more people on here haven't had a sticker fan experience but I did live in Lawrence for 4 years, so I guess I had more opportunity for interaction.
Lived in Lawrence for almost 10 years now and have yet to run into a sticker fan. :dunno: Would assume they're more prevalent in KC and the 'ta, no?
Is this some sort of Chupacabra type thing? :confused:
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I would imagine the Stickerfan is indigenous to football season. :dunno:
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I would imagine the Stickerfan is indigenous to football season. :dunno:
Go to the P&L district before/after a game at the Sprint Center and you'll understand...
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When ku played temple last year their philly alumni association was handing out these stickers left and right.
It's always a sticker of the jayhawk. There were hundreds of sticker wearing fans bussed into Philadelphia. Now I wish I had pics.
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi72.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi195%2Fjnm8888%2Fowenwilsonsticker.jpg&hash=021373d937fb2c7af4e23be0bc80f745290fa791)
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The bottom one is Reesing in disguise.
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filthy shoes/feet
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Out at a bar tonight, I left my group of friends to get a beer from the bar.
This dude slides up next to me at the bar and says something incoherent and slurred to me. I look over and this drunk bad person is wearing a giant jayhawk sticker. The following conversation ensues:
Me: dude, what is that weird bird?
Sticker guy: Yeah girl, we DESTROYED COLORADO TODAY DESTROYED (reaches up hand to give me high five)
Me: you ruined the entire state?
Sticker guy: NO THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY BEAT COLORADO TODAY
Me: what sport?
Sticker guy: ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!! THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS COLLEGE BASKETBALL
Me: Oh the #1 team in basketball is that North Carolina?
Sticker guy: Long pause... didn't you see my sticker?
Me: staring and silence
Sticker guy: KANSAS BASKETBALL EVER HEARD OF US ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK
Me:Is your coach Roy?
Sticker guy: silence. KANSAS BASKETBALL WE WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2008
Me: They don't have national championships in college basketball, only football.
Sticker guy: WHAT THE eff YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. KANSAS BASKETBALL IS FAMOUS! YOU HAVE TO BE STUPID! WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?
Me: you're the one making things up here, guy
Sticker guy: eff YOU I HATE YOU KANSAS BASKETBALL IS ALL THAT MATTERS
Sticker guy proceeds to dump over a barstool in rage, scream and run away never to be seen by me again.
was I the only one that didn't know emawgeddon was a girl?
I thought it was a squawker insult attempt..
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Out at a bar tonight, I left my group of friends to get a beer from the bar.
This dude slides up next to me at the bar and says something incoherent and slurred to me. I look over and this drunk bad person is wearing a giant jayhawk sticker. The following conversation ensues:
Me: dude, what is that weird bird?
Sticker guy: Yeah girl, we DESTROYED COLORADO TODAY DESTROYED (reaches up hand to give me high five)
Me: you ruined the entire state?
Sticker guy: NO THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY BEAT COLORADO TODAY
Me: what sport?
Sticker guy: ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!! THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS COLLEGE BASKETBALL
Me: Oh the #1 team in basketball is that North Carolina?
Sticker guy: Long pause... didn't you see my sticker?
Me: staring and silence
Sticker guy: KANSAS BASKETBALL EVER HEARD OF US ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK
Me:Is your coach Roy?
Sticker guy: silence. KANSAS BASKETBALL WE WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2008
Me: They don't have national championships in college basketball, only football.
Sticker guy: WHAT THE eff YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. KANSAS BASKETBALL IS FAMOUS! YOU HAVE TO BE STUPID! WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?
Me: you're the one making things up here, guy
Sticker guy: eff YOU I HATE YOU KANSAS BASKETBALL IS ALL THAT MATTERS
Sticker guy proceeds to dump over a barstool in rage, scream and run away never to be seen by me again.
was I the only one that didn't know emawgeddon was a girl?
I thought it was a squawker insult attempt..
:peek:
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KU brings a whole demographic into college sports that we just don't need or want. Is that elitist of me to say? I think so. :gocho:
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This is the first I have heard of "sticker fans". Can't say that I have encountered one before :dunno:
Once a sticker fan told me they do it so that if ku loses they can just take it off and pretend like nothing happened.
I'm surprised more people on here haven't had a sticker fan experience but I did live in Lawrence for 4 years, so I guess I had more opportunity for interaction.
Lived in Lawrence for almost 10 years now and have yet to run into a sticker fan. :dunno: Would assume they're more prevalent in KC and the 'ta, no?
Is this some sort of Chupacabra type thing? :confused:
No KC and the 'ta are filed with T-shirt fans. They live for sales at Dillons and Wal-Mart. Sticker fans are usually drunk chicks or old dudes that live outside of the area. I went to a KU/KSU watch party filled with sticker fans. I also hencountered a group of sticker fans in New Orleans. They also put the stickers on every street sign they say in the French Quarter.
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We really need pak head goEMAW stickers (more for sticking on French Quarter street signs than wearing).
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I would imagine the Stickerfan is indigenous to football season. :dunno:
Go to the P&L district before/after a game at the Sprint Center and you'll understand...
Now that you mention it I do recall seeing a lot of stickers in the P&L during the Big XII Tourney a few years ago. Most of them were attached to clueless bimbos. It was noon and they were all dressed like they were ready to go shake their fat ass at a nightclub. I think it was so they could look like fans during the day but then they could take the stickers off and slut it up after the sun went down without changing clothes.
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Sticker fans are everywhere in KC....it's awesome.
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For those that doubt that there could ever be sticker fandom in the bandwagon ku ranks.
http://thegamedaynetwork.com/?p=2591