goemaw.com
General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Dugout DickStone on February 07, 2011, 03:39:13 PM
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The goEMAW BOD met in St. Moritz recently and a resolution was passed to explore the possibility of running an ad next Super Bowl (46). Before we commit the funds for this, we need a homerun idea. Obviously, the biggest ad companies in the world are pitching us, and pitching us hard. The BOD decided that we would like to allow our customers to have some input. This thread will be for everyone to post ideas for a kickass commercial to run next year.
The ideas must be awesome and on par with some of the greats (Apple, E-Trade, goDaddy, etc.). It must capture the website's uniqueness and be edgy to the point that it will be mandatory "watercooler" talk the next morning.
So, good luck. IF we use your idea you may be invited to the goEMAW watch party, featuring celebrity chef 'clams.
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baby monkey riding a pig backwards (music in background describing the event)
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baby monkey riding a pig backwards (music in background describing the event)
He stole mine.
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Advertise the Wefald book.
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eff, anyone have any other ideas?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o
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baby monkey riding a pig backwards (music in background describing the event)
I told you BSAC is scared of pigs.
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baby monkey AND really old, wrinkly monkey sitting on a park bench eating tuna salad sandwiches. baby monkey tells grandpa monkey that he's sick of tucking in his shirt, needs new outlet for self expression. (maybe there is a part where there is a funny monkey related montage, with benny hill music playing). spot ends with baby monkey flying a puerto rican flag acting crazy, like only a monkey could.
:ck:
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A collection of the 20 best posters (20 to hopefully include ETP :crossfingers: ) looking elite walking down a dimly lit street with laptops, iPads and iPhones. We all stop, look around and keep walking, all while the camera pans behind us with a goEMAW.com banner at the bottom.
James Earl Jones then says, "goEMAW.com, elites aren't made...they're born."
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A collection of the 20 best posters (20 to hopefully include ETP :crossfingers: ) looking elite walking down a dimly lit street with laptops, iPads and iPhones. We all stop, look around and keep walking, all while the camera pans behind us with a goEMAW.com banner at the bottom.
James Earl Jones then says, "goEMAW.com, elites aren't made...they're born."
instead of posters, make it monkeys.
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A collection of the 20 best posters (20 to hopefully include ETP :crossfingers: ) looking elite walking down a dimly lit street with laptops, iPads and iPhones. We all stop, look around and keep walking, all while the camera pans behind us with a goEMAW.com banner at the bottom.
James Earl Jones then says, "goEMAW.com, elites aren't made...they're born."
Very Dimly lit...
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A collection of the 20 best posters (20 to hopefully include ETP :crossfingers: ) looking elite walking down a dimly lit street with laptops, iPads and iPhones. We all stop, look around and keep walking, all while the camera pans behind us with a goEMAW.com banner at the bottom.
James Earl Jones then says, "goEMAW.com, elites aren't made...they're born."
:horrorsurprise:
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A collection of the 20 best posters (20 to hopefully include ETP :crossfingers: ) looking elite walking down a dimly lit street with laptops, iPads and iPhones. We all stop, look around and keep walking, all while the camera pans behind us with a goEMAW.com banner at the bottom.
James Earl Jones then says, "goEMAW.com, elites aren't made...they're born."
Very Dimly lit...
iknowrite?
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I understand that I am not allowed to enter the "contest," per se, because I'm a shareholder....however, I'm dead serious when I suggest we should recreate the 1973 ad for Noxzema featuring Farah Fawcett and Joe Nameth....
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.nydailynews.com%2Fimg%2F2008%2F10%2F24%2Fgal_jets-28.jpg&hash=50f3efe8ed1ecc3ec95f84b3562af9bf850c125f)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.privilegedclub.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F10%2FNoxzema-%25E2%2580%2593-1973.jpg&hash=f4f714e9bdef0d11924874449f29f9e81c9b9dbb)
'Cept in place of Farah and Joe we instead use Rob Cassidy and Austin Meek.
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I understand that I am not allowed to enter "contest," per se, because I'm shareholder....however, I'm dead serious when I suggest we should recreate the 1973 ad for Noxzema featuring Farah Fawcett and Joe Nameth....
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.nydailynews.com%2Fimg%2F2008%2F10%2F24%2Fgal_jets-28.jpg&hash=50f3efe8ed1ecc3ec95f84b3562af9bf850c125f)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.privilegedclub.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F10%2FNoxzema-%25E2%2580%2593-1973.jpg&hash=f4f714e9bdef0d11924874449f29f9e81c9b9dbb)
'Cept in place of Farah and Joe we instead use Rob Cassidy and Austin Meek.
might upset the your customer base using friends of goEMAW and not goemawers themselves.
:dunno:
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I understand that I am not allowed to enter the "contest," per se, because I'm a shareholder....however, I'm dead serious when I suggest we should recreate the 1973 ad for Noxzema featuring Farah Fawcett and Joe Nameth....
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.nydailynews.com%2Fimg%2F2008%2F10%2F24%2Fgal_jets-28.jpg&hash=50f3efe8ed1ecc3ec95f84b3562af9bf850c125f)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.privilegedclub.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F10%2FNoxzema-%25E2%2580%2593-1973.jpg&hash=f4f714e9bdef0d11924874449f29f9e81c9b9dbb)
'Cept in place of Farah and Joe we instead use Rob Cassidy and Austin Meek.
meek and a monkey?
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Junkyard dog chasing a bunch of shirt tucks down the street. goEMAW on collar.
Make the junkyard dog look like a mean looking version of the pak head.
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Damn shame that "The Most Interesting Man In the World" has already been done.
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camera panning-up sweaty sexy bod (male or female bods or both) but instead of kim kardashian face, you get pakhead face.
I know one ad is hard enough to get but we need to be looking at the bigger picture here, guys. This is an intro to the world sort of. Make at least two spots, like those silly chatter ads. Approx. 2-3.1 seconds each.
First, pakhead and boobs.
Second, pakhead and man abs.
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Show a pakhead kid using the force on real vader and melting his rough ridin' skin more than it was already burnt.
show real emaw fistpump kid destroying planets with his fistpumps and eating live birds with the other hand.
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camera panning-up sweaty sexy bod (male or female bods or both) but instead of kim kardashian face, you get pakhead face.
I know one ad is hard enough to get but we need to be looking at the bigger picture here, guys. This is an intro to the world sort of. Make at least two spots, like those silly chatter ads. Approx. 2-3.1 seconds each.
First, pakhead and boobs.
Second, pakhead and man abs.
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Show a pakhead kid using the force on real vader and melting his rough ridin' skin more than it was already burnt.
show real emaw fistpump kid destroying planets with his fistpumps and eating live birds with the other hand.
Love this idea so much it hurts.
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mermaid willie riding an extremely phallic silver metallic shark
no words
no music
just the sounds of laughter, pleasure, and the waves
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WE could TEMPT bbsers world wide to try their wit on goEMAW.com. Many will be thrown to wolves, and few will prevail. Are you ready for the challenge of a lifetime?
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I'm seeing Katy Perry and Scarlett Johansson going at it....
That's all I've got so far.
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I'm seeing Katy Perry and Scarlett Johansson going at it....
That's all I've got so far.
That's fine. We are really just brainstorming right now. Obviously, I would need you to storyboard this at some point. But for now just let the ideas fly.
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I'm liking several concepts that have been thrown out there so far....
Monkey - obviously required
James Earl Jones' voice
Fist pump kid eating a bird(s)
Pak head / Willie head on a sexually attractive body
Meek and/or Cassidy showing chest hair (or maybe Stan :dunno:)
Tying it all together maybe isn't even required?
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Are we trying to target a certain demographic of posters? Is the commercial meant to attract other posters?
Or is this more of an exposure to the world type commercial to let America know how truly powerful this web site is?
:users:
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I'm seeing Katy Perry and Scarlett Johansson going at it....
That's all I've got so far.
That's fine. We are really just brainstorming right now. Obviously, I would need you to storyboard this at some point. But for now just let the ideas fly.
anyone able to engineer a method for installing a sybian on a giraffe?
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Guys, now I'm just throwing this out there......but you know who's probably available for this commercial(s) and probably wouldn't charge much?
4 words, 1 name.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_0u9nHyL9u18%2FRkakKMG4buI%2FAAAAAAAAAD8%2FNW4KnqT2xm4%2Fs320%2Fmacho-man-randy-savage.jpg&hash=113166daa71e52586d670a373f2fa1bce057b0af)
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...also, would be kinda fun to do one of those "To see the rest of this sexually provocative commerical, visit...." things, but then maybe just direct everyone to the Aggieville Creepster thread.
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To be truly elite, I say we do it in 3D. So I'm seeing a Katpak headed T-Rex running through the jungle chasing an attractive scantily fur-clad woman. She comes to a clearing where a time portal exists and jumps through it just before the T-Rex catches her. (Flash forward) She arrives in the future, where a monkey swings from a tree saving her from the Aggieville Creepster, and later teaches her to use the internet to post on the elite goEMAW.com. James Jones then voices over "goEMAW.com, elite posts only or you'll be dinner."
:dunno:
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This but with Aggieville Creepster's face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYecfV3ubP8
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This but with Aggieville Creepster's face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYecfV3ubP8
It will be perfect to use the year 2012 instead of 1984. Show Fitz making the world end, then the katpak head, with his monkey sidekicks, destroying Fitz. Then a screen shot of the homepage of goEMAW.com with scrolling text that says "In January 2010, Kansas State fans introduced goEMAW.com. Fans saw why 2012 would not be like "2012".
I do, however, also enjoy signcat's idea.
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Road trip footage from fatty's upcoming jaunt to Boulder.
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Small boy gently frolics on the shoreline. Calf high socks match his off white colored boat shoes. Boy wears the best head of sandy blonde hair ever seen. His hunter green colored polo displays a collar that is popped. Tucked orderly into the front, yet not the back. Boy is clearly an elitist and probably vacations in Europe.
Effortlessly skipping the flat rocks left handed, the boy soothingly says with a smile "goEMAW.com I yearn for you."
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Whatever _33 wants to do.
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Needs some scary clowns. Everyone hates them, but no one wants to look away. 'OMG did you see that commercial with those clowns?! Totally HATE scary clowns. What was that site again?'
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Any of you guys think we should go with a celeb endorsement? James Franco's agent won't stop calling.
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Alright guys, I've been busy and away some of the past two days, but where did this monkey crap come from?
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Alright guys, I've been busy and away some of the past two days, but where did this monkey cac come from?
He is not a monkey. He is a damn fine actor. He is nominated for an Oscar.
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Any of you guys think we should go with a celeb endorsement? James Franco's agent won't stop calling.
I can't vouch for James...but i do know his younger brother is up for it. He's a real up and comer. Looking for his big break.
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Any of you guys think we should go with a celeb endorsement? James Franco's agent won't stop calling.
d00d....did you miss my post where I said we should use Macho Man Randy Savage?
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Would terry pierce count as a celeb endorsement?
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Would terry pierce count as a celeb endorsement?
I'll bet he charges more than he's worth
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Will Farrel is VERY interested. Wants to do kind of a Mobatu character but be LHC Bill Snyder with a gold tie/Nike Cortezs.
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I heard Arnold Swartsinegger wasn't doing much these days. Maybe he could do a few things with this production.
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I heard Arnold Swartsinegger wasn't doing much these days. Maybe he could do a few things with this production.
Maybe for ksufans.com. We are a lot more elite than that guy.