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Title: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: EllToPay on January 20, 2011, 04:25:31 PM
 :frown:
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: The1BigWillie on January 20, 2011, 04:27:46 PM
Ever tried masterbating into your mouth?   :dunno:
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 20, 2011, 04:27:57 PM
water and sleep, pepto if nauseous.

It sucks, but that's about all you can do.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: EllToPay on January 20, 2011, 04:33:13 PM
water and sleep, pepto if nauseous.

It sucks, but that's about all you can do.

:frown:
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2011, 04:36:35 PM
Flu shot 3 months ago
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: EllToPay on January 20, 2011, 04:37:33 PM
Flu shot 3 months ago

did that in september. NEXT!

:frown:
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 20, 2011, 04:41:01 PM
Flu shot 3 months ago

did that in september. NEXT!

:frown:

OUCH! Just one month too early . . .
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 20, 2011, 04:49:29 PM
go to the doctor
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: j rake on January 20, 2011, 04:52:25 PM
EXCITED TO HELP!

Gatorade and popsicles. It it my personal guarantee.
You'll be better by tomorrow.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 20, 2011, 04:52:46 PM
Got this too.  Just getting over it.  My head/ears/sinus were seriously jacked up.  And I never get sick.

it is going around KC.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Cire on January 20, 2011, 04:56:54 PM
neti pot and nyquil.  lots of nyquil.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: j rake on January 20, 2011, 05:01:44 PM
Got this too.  Just getting over it.  My head/ears/sinus were seriously jacked up.  And I never get sick.

it is going around KC.

Seriously, do the Gatorade and popsicles thing. Both of you.

Been using it since I was a little kid. I wanted to change a few ingredients and then call it GatorAID and PopSICKles, but my mom told me it was a horrible idea and nothing ever came of it. Yet ... 10 years later it remains the go-to flu remedy for everyone in my family.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: EllToPay on January 20, 2011, 05:03:47 PM
Got this too.  Just getting over it.  My head/ears/sinus were seriously jacked up.  And I never get sick.

it is going around KC.

Seriously, do the Gatorade and popsicles thing. Both of you.

Been using it since I was a little kid. I wanted to change a few ingredients and then call it GatorAID and PopSICKles, but my mom told me it was a horrible idea and nothing ever came of it. Yet ... 10 years later it remains the go-to flu remedy for everyone in my family.

like, how many popsicles are we talking about? we've got the crystal light ones in the freezer. will those work?

 :cheese:
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: j rake on January 20, 2011, 05:07:11 PM
Those are the exact kind of popsicles I am talking about. Try to eat one every hour if you can. The other thing I do that is admittedly weird is I pace around the house for extended periods of time. I can't stand taking a nap and feeling worse when I wake up. So, I just chug Gatorade (Lemon Lime 32 oz bottles), eat popsicles and pace around the house until I get dizzy.

Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: EllToPay on January 20, 2011, 05:09:01 PM
Those are the exact kind of popsicles I am talking about. Try to eat one every hour if you can. The other thing I do that is admittedly weird is I pace around the house for extended periods of time. I can't stand taking a nap and feeling worse when I wake up. So, I just chug Gatorade (Lemon Lime 32 oz bottles), eat popsicles and pace around the house until I get dizzy.



:surprised:
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 20, 2011, 05:10:20 PM
Those are the exact kind of popsicles I am talking about. Try to eat one every hour if you can. The other thing I do that is admittedly weird is I pace around the house for extended periods of time. I can't stand taking a nap and feeling worse when I wake up. So, I just chug Gatorade (Lemon Lime 32 oz bottles), eat popsicles and pace around the house until I get dizzy.



You sound like a rough ridin' maniac, bro.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: j rake on January 20, 2011, 05:12:17 PM
Less posting, more Gatorade drinking.  :nono:
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 20, 2011, 05:29:08 PM
Those are the exact kind of popsicles I am talking about. Try to eat one every hour if you can. The other thing I do that is admittedly weird is I pace around the house for extended periods of time. I can't stand taking a nap and feeling worse when I wake up. So, I just chug Gatorade (Lemon Lime 32 oz bottles), eat popsicles and pace around the house until I get dizzy.



I think I'd rather just be sick.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2011, 05:51:14 PM
J Rake's remedies are worse than the sickness they cure....which is what makes them Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) strength  :lol:
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: pike on January 20, 2011, 06:03:16 PM
Flu shots are worse than what they cure
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Benja on January 20, 2011, 06:04:34 PM
Eat a bowl of soup, wack off, fall asleep, wake up, repeat.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2011, 06:04:52 PM
Flu shots are worse than what they cure

how so guy who thinks aliens populated the earth with humans?
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: j rake on January 20, 2011, 06:17:44 PM
J Rake's remedies are worse than the sickness they cure....which is what makes them Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) strength  :lol:

Let's just wait for the results. I bet EllToPay is feeling better already.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2011, 06:19:02 PM
J Rake's remedies are worse than the sickness they cure....which is what makes them Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) strength  :lol:

Let's just wait for the results. I bet EllToPay is feeling better already.

I'm just giving you crap bro.  I can joke about stuff like this because I never get sick...of course, I get a flu shot every October.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: j rake on January 20, 2011, 06:24:27 PM
I'm terrified of shots so my awful remedies are all I have.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: EllToPay on January 20, 2011, 06:51:45 PM
3 popsicles and a 32 oz Gatorade later, and I feel the same.

Arguably worse. :frown:
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2011, 06:54:21 PM
3 popsicles and a 32 oz Gatorade later, and I feel the same.

Arguably worse. :frown:

shocking  :lol:
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: j rake on January 20, 2011, 06:56:51 PM
3 popsicles and a 32 oz Gatorade later, and I feel the same.

Arguably worse. :frown:

Keep pacing!  :runaway:
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: pike on January 20, 2011, 07:00:58 PM
Flu shots are worse than what they cure

how so guy who thinks aliens populated the earth with humans?

Not out of the realm of possibility at all. More plausible than some sort of "God" doing so. But, it just seems that people that get flu shots get the flew all the time  :ck:. I mean I never get the flew  :ck:

Edit: Earth was probably populated by chance and complete randomness though
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2011, 07:03:14 PM
Flu shots are worse than what they cure

how so guy who thinks aliens populated the earth with humans?

Not out of the realm of possibility at all. More plausible than some sort of "God" doing so. But, it just seems that people that get flu shots get the flew all the time  :ck:. I mean I never get the flew  :ck:

Edit: Earth was probably populated by chance and complete randomness though

yeah, I get a flu shot every year and never get the flu.  prolly aliens like you said though. 
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: pike on January 20, 2011, 07:05:04 PM
Flu shots are worse than what they cure

how so guy who thinks aliens populated the earth with humans?

Not out of the realm of possibility at all. More plausible than some sort of "God" doing so. But, it just seems that people that get flu shots get the flew all the time  :ck:. I mean I never get the flew  :ck:

Edit: Earth was probably populated by chance and complete randomness though

yeah, I get a flu shot every year and never get the flu.  prolly aliens like you said though. 

It's a big universe
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: wetwillie on January 20, 2011, 09:03:25 PM
Got some  kind of flu monday/tuesday really knocked me on my ass. Probably the worst I have been sick in ten years.  The J Rake cold and flu cure was my go to.  Also got some anti nausea medicine that I may or may not have inserted into my ass :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: j rake on January 20, 2011, 09:18:05 PM
The J Rake cold and flu cure was my go to. 

AND YOU ALREADY FEEL BETTER!?  :pray:
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: wetwillie on January 20, 2011, 09:29:31 PM
The J Rake cold and flu cure was my go to. 

AND YOU ALREADY FEEL BETTER!?  :pray:


Yea, the popsicles are better than the gatorade but i feel like the gatorade is the robin to the popsicles batman so I don't want to mess with a good thing.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: j rake on January 20, 2011, 09:36:15 PM
Great analogy. Glad you are enjoying my remedy.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Pett on January 20, 2011, 11:20:33 PM
3 popsicles and a 32 oz Gatorade later, and I feel the same.

Arguably worse. :frown:

Make j rake pay for your gatorade/popsicles if it continues to not work.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: BigCat on January 21, 2011, 12:29:15 AM
Flu shots are bunk. Only remedies are to drink stupid amounts of water, sleep and quit bitching. Also go to your corner natural vitamin store and lock down on Umcka and whatever else they tell you. Wil cost at least a hundo.

Also could fight fire w fire and drink your ass off. Actually works. Create an environment in which the virus doesn't want live.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Tobias on January 21, 2011, 01:08:24 AM
Also could fight fire w fire and drink your ass off. Actually works. Create an environment in which the virus doesn't want live.

I've never known John Daly to miss a tee time due to the flu.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: krazykat on January 21, 2011, 01:34:18 AM
you guys are missing the magic ingredient.....

watching massive amounts fantastic movies.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: pike on January 21, 2011, 01:58:55 AM
Some CNS depressants would probably work pretty well too. That way you will feel like crap, but you just won't care.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: j rake on January 21, 2011, 08:02:30 AM
Make j rake pay for your gatorade/popsicles if it continues to not work.

I said I guarantee that it will work. I didn't offer a money-back guarantee.  :curse:

Besides, I'm sure both are already cured by now.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Cire on January 21, 2011, 08:07:54 AM
lemon lime gatorade is disgusting.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: j rake on January 21, 2011, 08:29:58 AM
lemon lime gatorade is disgusting.

If I wanted them to enjoy their Gatorade drinking experience, I'd obviously tell them to go w/ Riptide Rush.

But this is all about curing them. Lemon Lime happens to do the trick.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: steve dave on January 21, 2011, 08:44:44 AM
there is one gatorade flavor that rules them all.....orange
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: EllToPay on January 21, 2011, 08:54:49 AM
Update:

- Feel the same
- Didn't have a fever yesterday, but now I do today
- Have had multiple popsicles and a couple bottles of Gatorade

I wouldn't mind if someone punched j rake in the face. :emawkid:


Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: j rake on January 21, 2011, 08:56:39 AM
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Post by: steve dave on January 21, 2011, 08:57:02 AM
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lol
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 21, 2011, 10:05:50 AM
Update:

- Feel the same
- Didn't have a fever yesterday, but now I do today
- Have had multiple popsicles and a couple bottles of Gatorade

I wouldn't mind if someone punched j rake in the face. :emawkid:




Drank my ass off at Capital last night.  Think it helped.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 21, 2011, 10:07:33 AM
Was told Whiskey helps Confirm or deny?

Sounds better than j rake's for sure.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: j rake on January 21, 2011, 10:11:53 AM
Was told Whiskey helps Confirm or deny?

Sounds better than j rake's for sure.

I have confirmed that whiskey is a flu remedy.

However, no way is it better than the Gatorade/popsicle flu-fighting combo.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 21, 2011, 10:35:13 AM
Was told Whiskey helps Confirm or deny?

Sounds better than j rake's for sure.

Vodka also has some effectiveness.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on January 21, 2011, 03:27:44 PM
Hot toddy + Emergen-C

Works for me.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 21, 2011, 03:30:35 PM
time.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: wetwillie on January 21, 2011, 03:55:37 PM
Guys,


I tried this J_Rake guys Gatorade and Popsicle thing and it worked like a charm.  Can't believe I didn't think of it before.
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Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: j rake on January 21, 2011, 03:57:30 PM
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Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 21, 2011, 04:00:13 PM
Guys,


I tried this J_Rake guys Gatorade and Popsicle thing and it worked like a charm.  Can't believe I didn't think of it before.
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that's interesting. did you do all of that within a one second interval of time? cause if not, you probably could have smeared poop on you elbows and did the dougie and you'd be feeling exactly the same.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: PoetWarrior on January 21, 2011, 04:07:01 PM
Duh:

Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 21, 2011, 04:08:59 PM
Duh:

  • Water
  • Running outside
  • Push-ups outside
  • Repeated deep breaths of cold winter air

lol at suggesting Push-ups outside over Squat-thrusts outside. you just outed yourself you rough ridin' dumbass.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: pike on January 21, 2011, 04:23:08 PM
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lol awesome
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: HeinBallz on January 23, 2011, 12:42:35 PM
My grandma says to shoot Listerine up your nose.   The traditional yellow kind, None of that pussy ass blue or purple kind.   



Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: Kat Kid on January 23, 2011, 02:54:03 PM
A week of having your partner do everything for you.  If they aren't sincere, the time gets extended at least a day.
Title: Re: Flu/Severe head cold remedies?
Post by: HeinBallz on January 24, 2011, 10:25:39 PM
A week of having your partner do everything for you.  If they aren't sincere, the time gets extended at least a day.

Also why vasectomy's are fun.  :surprised: