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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: EllToPay on January 20, 2011, 04:25:31 PM
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:frown:
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Ever tried masterbating into your mouth? :dunno:
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water and sleep, pepto if nauseous.
It sucks, but that's about all you can do.
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water and sleep, pepto if nauseous.
It sucks, but that's about all you can do.
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Flu shot 3 months ago
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Flu shot 3 months ago
did that in september. NEXT!
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Flu shot 3 months ago
did that in september. NEXT!
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OUCH! Just one month too early . . .
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go to the doctor
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EXCITED TO HELP!
Gatorade and popsicles. It it my personal guarantee.
You'll be better by tomorrow.
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Got this too. Just getting over it. My head/ears/sinus were seriously jacked up. And I never get sick.
it is going around KC.
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neti pot and nyquil. lots of nyquil.
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Got this too. Just getting over it. My head/ears/sinus were seriously jacked up. And I never get sick.
it is going around KC.
Seriously, do the Gatorade and popsicles thing. Both of you.
Been using it since I was a little kid. I wanted to change a few ingredients and then call it GatorAID and PopSICKles, but my mom told me it was a horrible idea and nothing ever came of it. Yet ... 10 years later it remains the go-to flu remedy for everyone in my family.
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Got this too. Just getting over it. My head/ears/sinus were seriously jacked up. And I never get sick.
it is going around KC.
Seriously, do the Gatorade and popsicles thing. Both of you.
Been using it since I was a little kid. I wanted to change a few ingredients and then call it GatorAID and PopSICKles, but my mom told me it was a horrible idea and nothing ever came of it. Yet ... 10 years later it remains the go-to flu remedy for everyone in my family.
like, how many popsicles are we talking about? we've got the crystal light ones in the freezer. will those work?
:cheese:
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Those are the exact kind of popsicles I am talking about. Try to eat one every hour if you can. The other thing I do that is admittedly weird is I pace around the house for extended periods of time. I can't stand taking a nap and feeling worse when I wake up. So, I just chug Gatorade (Lemon Lime 32 oz bottles), eat popsicles and pace around the house until I get dizzy.
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Those are the exact kind of popsicles I am talking about. Try to eat one every hour if you can. The other thing I do that is admittedly weird is I pace around the house for extended periods of time. I can't stand taking a nap and feeling worse when I wake up. So, I just chug Gatorade (Lemon Lime 32 oz bottles), eat popsicles and pace around the house until I get dizzy.
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Those are the exact kind of popsicles I am talking about. Try to eat one every hour if you can. The other thing I do that is admittedly weird is I pace around the house for extended periods of time. I can't stand taking a nap and feeling worse when I wake up. So, I just chug Gatorade (Lemon Lime 32 oz bottles), eat popsicles and pace around the house until I get dizzy.
You sound like a rough ridin' maniac, bro.
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Less posting, more Gatorade drinking. :nono:
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Those are the exact kind of popsicles I am talking about. Try to eat one every hour if you can. The other thing I do that is admittedly weird is I pace around the house for extended periods of time. I can't stand taking a nap and feeling worse when I wake up. So, I just chug Gatorade (Lemon Lime 32 oz bottles), eat popsicles and pace around the house until I get dizzy.
I think I'd rather just be sick.
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J Rake's remedies are worse than the sickness they cure....which is what makes them Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) strength :lol:
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Flu shots are worse than what they cure
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Eat a bowl of soup, wack off, fall asleep, wake up, repeat.
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Flu shots are worse than what they cure
how so guy who thinks aliens populated the earth with humans?
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J Rake's remedies are worse than the sickness they cure....which is what makes them Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) strength :lol:
Let's just wait for the results. I bet EllToPay is feeling better already.
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J Rake's remedies are worse than the sickness they cure....which is what makes them Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) strength :lol:
Let's just wait for the results. I bet EllToPay is feeling better already.
I'm just giving you crap bro. I can joke about stuff like this because I never get sick...of course, I get a flu shot every October.
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I'm terrified of shots so my awful remedies are all I have.
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3 popsicles and a 32 oz Gatorade later, and I feel the same.
Arguably worse. :frown:
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3 popsicles and a 32 oz Gatorade later, and I feel the same.
Arguably worse. :frown:
shocking :lol:
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3 popsicles and a 32 oz Gatorade later, and I feel the same.
Arguably worse. :frown:
Keep pacing! :runaway:
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Flu shots are worse than what they cure
how so guy who thinks aliens populated the earth with humans?
Not out of the realm of possibility at all. More plausible than some sort of "God" doing so. But, it just seems that people that get flu shots get the flew all the time :ck:. I mean I never get the flew :ck:
Edit: Earth was probably populated by chance and complete randomness though
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Flu shots are worse than what they cure
how so guy who thinks aliens populated the earth with humans?
Not out of the realm of possibility at all. More plausible than some sort of "God" doing so. But, it just seems that people that get flu shots get the flew all the time :ck:. I mean I never get the flew :ck:
Edit: Earth was probably populated by chance and complete randomness though
yeah, I get a flu shot every year and never get the flu. prolly aliens like you said though.
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Flu shots are worse than what they cure
how so guy who thinks aliens populated the earth with humans?
Not out of the realm of possibility at all. More plausible than some sort of "God" doing so. But, it just seems that people that get flu shots get the flew all the time :ck:. I mean I never get the flew :ck:
Edit: Earth was probably populated by chance and complete randomness though
yeah, I get a flu shot every year and never get the flu. prolly aliens like you said though.
It's a big universe
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Got some kind of flu monday/tuesday really knocked me on my ass. Probably the worst I have been sick in ten years. The J Rake cold and flu cure was my go to. Also got some anti nausea medicine that I may or may not have inserted into my ass :embarrassed:
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The J Rake cold and flu cure was my go to.
AND YOU ALREADY FEEL BETTER!? :pray:
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The J Rake cold and flu cure was my go to.
AND YOU ALREADY FEEL BETTER!? :pray:
Yea, the popsicles are better than the gatorade but i feel like the gatorade is the robin to the popsicles batman so I don't want to mess with a good thing.
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Great analogy. Glad you are enjoying my remedy. :thumbsup:
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3 popsicles and a 32 oz Gatorade later, and I feel the same.
Arguably worse. :frown:
Make j rake pay for your gatorade/popsicles if it continues to not work.
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Flu shots are bunk. Only remedies are to drink stupid amounts of water, sleep and quit bitching. Also go to your corner natural vitamin store and lock down on Umcka and whatever else they tell you. Wil cost at least a hundo.
Also could fight fire w fire and drink your ass off. Actually works. Create an environment in which the virus doesn't want live.
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Also could fight fire w fire and drink your ass off. Actually works. Create an environment in which the virus doesn't want live.
I've never known John Daly to miss a tee time due to the flu. :dunno:
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you guys are missing the magic ingredient.....
watching massive amounts fantastic movies.
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Some CNS depressants would probably work pretty well too. That way you will feel like crap, but you just won't care.
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Make j rake pay for your gatorade/popsicles if it continues to not work.
I said I guarantee that it will work. I didn't offer a money-back guarantee. :curse:
Besides, I'm sure both are already cured by now.
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lemon lime gatorade is disgusting.
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lemon lime gatorade is disgusting.
If I wanted them to enjoy their Gatorade drinking experience, I'd obviously tell them to go w/ Riptide Rush.
But this is all about curing them. Lemon Lime happens to do the trick.
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there is one gatorade flavor that rules them all.....orange
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Update:
- Feel the same
- Didn't have a fever yesterday, but now I do today
- Have had multiple popsicles and a couple bottles of Gatorade
I wouldn't mind if someone punched j rake in the face. :emawkid:
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lol
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Update:
- Feel the same
- Didn't have a fever yesterday, but now I do today
- Have had multiple popsicles and a couple bottles of Gatorade
I wouldn't mind if someone punched j rake in the face. :emawkid:
Drank my ass off at Capital last night. Think it helped.
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Was told Whiskey helps Confirm or deny?
Sounds better than j rake's for sure.
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Was told Whiskey helps Confirm or deny?
Sounds better than j rake's for sure.
I have confirmed that whiskey is a flu remedy.
However, no way is it better than the Gatorade/popsicle flu-fighting combo.
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Was told Whiskey helps Confirm or deny?
Sounds better than j rake's for sure.
Vodka also has some effectiveness.
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Hot toddy + Emergen-C
Works for me.
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time.
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Guys,
I tried this J_Rake guys Gatorade and Popsicle thing and it worked like a charm. Can't believe I didn't think of it before.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.racershigh.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F03%2Fgatorade_lemon_lime.jpg&hash=f6633cb2aa9ed8579696fabfa6f705dfc5c2e448) + (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblissfullydomestic.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fpopsicles2.jpg&hash=d499b37ac571274b156630740c26b73819b888e9)=(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wwfaww.org%2Fimages%2Fman-smiling.jpg&hash=088f8d199e2d52df640649934597c43c57eb2780)
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Guys,
I tried this J_Rake guys Gatorade and Popsicle thing and it worked like a charm. Can't believe I didn't think of it before.
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that's interesting. did you do all of that within a one second interval of time? cause if not, you probably could have smeared poop on you elbows and did the dougie and you'd be feeling exactly the same.
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Duh:
- Water
- Running outside
- Push-ups outside
- Repeated deep breaths of cold winter air
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Duh:
- Water
- Running outside
- Push-ups outside
- Repeated deep breaths of cold winter air
lol at suggesting Push-ups outside over Squat-thrusts outside. you just outed yourself you rough ridin' dumbass.
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lol awesome
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My grandma says to shoot Listerine up your nose. The traditional yellow kind, None of that pussy ass blue or purple kind.
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A week of having your partner do everything for you. If they aren't sincere, the time gets extended at least a day.
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A week of having your partner do everything for you. If they aren't sincere, the time gets extended at least a day.
Also why vasectomy's are fun. :surprised: