I could give MBP a run for his money. I was once passed out just outside the back door to the reception. One of my buddies saw me at the exact time a 4 or 5 year old kid was kicking me in the chest and saying to his buddies, "Hey, there's a dead guy over here!"
It was 4:00 pm.
I doubt I encountered any gEers.
Gonna win 'em all!