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Title: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: steve dave on July 22, 2014, 08:39:25 AM
I'm excited to announce a new program we will be rolling out at gE, a formal mentorship program designed to help our best posters improve their leadership skills and our newer posters learn how to improve themselves as a poster. In order to participate please respond in this thread why you would make a good mentor or what you would like to gain as a mentee and we'll match you up with someone.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 22, 2014, 08:50:21 AM
ive been thinking about this- what if goEMAW had a "training board" for new posters?

we pin a couple threads about acronyms with some history about the board and maybe link a few of the classic threads for them to view. a couple of posters who really know the ropes can take time out of their busy BBSing days to help produce better posters. mocat, j-dub... guys like that.

only give new posters access to that thread for like 2 weeks while they learn the ways. thoughts?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: meow meow on July 22, 2014, 09:01:16 AM
i think i'm pretty coachable, just not sure if that applies to bbs'ing tho, i've got a decent amount of crappy posts, so i think maybe this is worth a shot, go cats
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: 8manpick on July 22, 2014, 09:10:20 AM
I'd like to apply for a mentor. I feel I've lost whatever edge I may have once had.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 22, 2014, 09:13:58 AM
I'd like to apply for a mentor. I feel I've lost whatever edge I may have once had.

Pete
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: kslim on July 22, 2014, 09:20:10 AM
season is almost here, the bbsn needs drastic improvement(myself included) mentor away
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Tobias on July 22, 2014, 09:21:13 AM
what kind of pizza are we talking here?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Tobias on July 22, 2014, 09:21:27 AM
i was told there would be pizza
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: meow meow on July 22, 2014, 09:24:06 AM
i have a feeling this is gonna turn out like the name change thread, where i said i wanted my name changed and everyone was like beat it meow meow  :frown:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: steve dave on July 22, 2014, 09:36:44 AM
i think i'm pretty coachable, just not sure if that applies to bbs'ing tho, i've got a decent amount of crappy posts, so i think maybe this is worth a shot, go cats

katdaddy
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Panjandrum on July 22, 2014, 09:37:03 AM
Everyone could use a mentor.

I want to take my game to the next level.  Hook me up.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: AST on July 22, 2014, 09:38:58 AM
here for the mentor
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: meow meow on July 22, 2014, 09:53:35 AM
i think i'm pretty coachable, just not sure if that applies to bbs'ing tho, i've got a decent amount of crappy posts, so i think maybe this is worth a shot, go cats

katdaddy
:horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Tobias on July 22, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
meow meow and katdaddy together would absolutely wreck crap :love:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: mocat on July 22, 2014, 10:06:42 AM
i need an intern
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: meow meow on July 22, 2014, 10:07:40 AM
wreck bitches maybe  :fatty:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: star seed 7 on July 22, 2014, 10:09:03 AM
Sounds pretty exciting
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: 8manpick on July 22, 2014, 10:16:24 AM
I'd like to apply for a mentor. I feel I've lost whatever edge I may have once had.

Pete
Feels good, can't wait to take my game to the next level. Glad to have one of the top gE mods as my mentor.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: nicname on July 22, 2014, 10:18:10 AM
Do mentors and mentees, like go to DQ and talk about life experiences and posting techniques, etc. over dip cones and PB parfaits? 
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: meow meow on July 22, 2014, 10:27:20 AM
Do mentors and mentees, like go to DQ and talk about life experiences and posting techniques, etc. over dip cones and PB parfaits?

my mentor said he's taking me to Whispers for "milkshakes"  :dunno:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: kim carnes on July 22, 2014, 10:28:46 AM
Who wants to be my mentee?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: puniraptor on July 22, 2014, 10:34:14 AM
Who wants to be my mentee?

you get yarddog
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Asteriskhead on July 22, 2014, 10:43:59 AM
I would like a mentor, please.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Tobias on July 22, 2014, 10:46:07 AM
i want to be ast's mentee
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Institutional Control on July 22, 2014, 10:49:33 AM
This program will just add to the group think mentality this board already has.

I vote to disband this program immediately!
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Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Winters on July 22, 2014, 10:51:04 AM
I would be an incredible mentor to some of our young-er goEMAW cats. Any takers? I could also use some mentoring  :D
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Fldermaus on July 22, 2014, 10:52:50 AM
I would like a mentor.  I would like to make my posting more frequent and delightful.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: meow meow on July 22, 2014, 11:02:35 AM
one of you guys can take katdaddy, he's creeping me out already
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: CNS on July 22, 2014, 11:03:31 AM
Lots of drunk posting is part of what happens here.  Maybe we need more of a Sponsor program than a mentor program?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 22, 2014, 11:05:29 AM
Pete and I run as a team, so i'm not sure what's going on here.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: AppleJack on July 22, 2014, 11:06:24 AM
I need help.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: 8manpick on July 22, 2014, 11:06:53 AM
Pete and I run as a team, so i'm not sure what's going on here.
I do not accept you as my mentor
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 22, 2014, 11:07:35 AM
Pete and I run as a team, so i'm not sure what's going on here.
I do not accept you as my mentor
I'm not willing to help, so that's a good thing.  :cheers:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: RickRampus on July 22, 2014, 11:46:14 AM
I would like to get a little better, everyday, by and large
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 22, 2014, 12:23:45 PM
I would like a mentor, to really help me be the best I could be, but I'd also like to mentor a newer poster to help the board. Can I be both?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: joda on July 22, 2014, 12:44:52 PM
What if I'm happy being an under the radar poster, once every few months picking up a complementary review of my under the radar bbs'n? Is a mentor required, or optional?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 22, 2014, 12:50:36 PM
I would like a mentor, to really help me be the best I could be, but I'd also like to mentor a newer poster to help the board. Can I be both?

i accept you as my mentee. meet me at my penthouse this evening and well get started.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 22, 2014, 12:51:12 PM

I would like a mentor, to really help me be the best I could be, but I'd also like to mentor a newer poster to help the board. Can I be both?

i accept you as my mentee. meet me at my penthouse this evening and well get started.

Mentor rejected.


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Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 22, 2014, 12:54:54 PM
Yes, I agree to be steve dave's mentor. You could have just PM'd me bud.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: steve dave on July 22, 2014, 12:55:52 PM
I need help.

you also get katdaddy
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Brock Landers on July 22, 2014, 01:04:43 PM
Pete and I run as a team, so i'm not sure what's going on here.
I do not accept you as my mentor
I'm not willing to help, so that's a good thing.  :cheers:


That doesn't sound very mentorish
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Panjandrum on July 22, 2014, 01:05:46 PM
I need help.

you also get katdaddy

I'm beginning to think this is rigged.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 22, 2014, 01:38:29 PM
Pete and DickStone are the only posters worthy of being mentors.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 22, 2014, 01:39:04 PM
DickStone and i are already lifting buddies. does that count?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 22, 2014, 02:05:48 PM
I'm not sure I have the patience to mentor a young poster, or the humility to listen to the instructions of an older mentor.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: steve dave on July 22, 2014, 02:30:05 PM
I'm not sure I have the patience to mentor a young poster, or the humility to listen to the instructions of an older mentor.

katdaddy for you
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: hatingfrancisco on July 22, 2014, 02:34:17 PM
I'm a mess.  Sometimes I try to hard.  Other times not so much.  I can't find my groove.

Someone please help me.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: steve dave on July 22, 2014, 02:35:39 PM
I'm a mess.  Sometimes I try to hard.  Other times not so much.  I can't find my groove.

Someone please help me.

you get wackycat
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: hatingfrancisco on July 22, 2014, 02:38:18 PM
I'm a mess.  Sometimes I try to hard.  Other times not so much.  I can't find my groove.

Someone please help me.

you get wackycat

  At first I was  :dubious:

 Now I am  :D

I will trust the process.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: kslim on July 22, 2014, 02:47:53 PM
i guess i dont need a mentor. but by the way of the football board i will be mentoring madcat, he will be polished come kick off
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 22, 2014, 02:51:02 PM
I'm a mess.  Sometimes I try to hard.  Other times not so much.  I can't find my groove.

Someone please help me.

you get wackycat

  At first I was  :dubious:

 Now I am  :D

I will trust the process.
:D :cheers:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 22, 2014, 02:51:50 PM
Oh, this is why I kept getting all those PMs. Sorry guys, I can only mentor like one, maybe two guys. Screw it, let's call it two. Highest two bidders win my mentorship.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Spracne on July 22, 2014, 02:52:27 PM
Is there a "stevedave judges people master thread"?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 22, 2014, 03:02:45 PM
Oh, this is why I kept getting all those PMs. Sorry guys, I can only mentor like one, maybe two guys. Screw it, let's call it two. Highest two bidders win my mentorship.

you should take rick daris. he could use a role model in his life.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Benja on July 22, 2014, 03:05:04 PM
I feel like 90% of my posts have been hot garbage lately. Like, just terrible. I'm trying to generate momentum and it just comes off all doucey and wanna-be-edgy. I'm not good at the off-season. I thrive on energy. eff.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: ksupamplemousse on July 22, 2014, 03:09:03 PM
I want to get better, but I don't really want to work too hard to achieve (nearly) maximum results. Hopefully I can be paired up with someone that is an expert in implementing the Pareto principle.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: AST on July 22, 2014, 03:47:10 PM
i want to be ast's mentee

what would you like to start with, taking bad pictures of great food or taking bad pictures of great beer?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: mocat on July 22, 2014, 03:49:33 PM
can you imagine AST's beer and food teamed up with j-von's ridic photog skills? wow
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Tobias on July 22, 2014, 03:53:28 PM
i want to be ast's mentee

what would you like to start with, taking bad pictures of great food or taking bad pictures of great beer?

let's meet and discuss.  your backyard :pbj:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: OK_Cat on July 22, 2014, 03:54:21 PM
I want to teach a young poster how to post really awful things after a tragedy and how to handle Saul when he requests that you delete said post. It's really an intense course.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Benja on July 22, 2014, 04:26:52 PM
I'd like to hear from a poster who went through a down period but really turned it around.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: star seed 7 on July 22, 2014, 04:33:43 PM
I'd like to hear from a poster who went through a down period but really turned it around.

tonya harding guy went though an ok period and then really took a turn for the worse.  maybe talk to him and just do the opposite
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 22, 2014, 04:36:08 PM
aw shucks, seven. you thought i was ok?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: j rake on July 22, 2014, 05:09:10 PM
i'm available to mentor sys in all areas/aspects related to the game of life.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Benja on July 22, 2014, 05:15:26 PM
You guys think great message boarders are just born that way?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: 8manpick on July 22, 2014, 05:23:16 PM
Wow, you guys. Pete and I have been planning our trip, and let me tell you, it's gonna be out of this world!
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: CNS on July 22, 2014, 05:25:34 PM
Wow, you guys. Pete and I have been planning our trip, and let me tell you, it's gonna be out of this world!

Pics of the trust fall thingy, pls!
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Panjandrum on July 22, 2014, 05:27:27 PM
Wow, you guys. Pete and I have been planning our trip, and let me tell you, it's gonna be out of this world!

I'm imagining the cabin training in Rocky 4.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: 8manpick on July 22, 2014, 05:28:23 PM
I'd guess Pete's Canadian friend will make an appearance
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: wetwillie on July 22, 2014, 05:35:49 PM
I think chum1 could get me to serviceable trolling, do the right thing steve dave.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: WonderMeal on July 22, 2014, 05:36:44 PM
I would like to be mentored by the best poster on this blog by far, Tom.

I would like to mentor Kornheiser.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: XocolateThundarr on July 22, 2014, 05:37:39 PM
I want Johnny Wichita to mentor me in cheesecake baking.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: GoodForAnother on July 22, 2014, 07:39:24 PM
I took a course on mentoring at work which makes me an expert. I am ready and able to assist.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Phil Titola on July 22, 2014, 08:31:00 PM
I need help....feel I lost the edge when Turntable.fm shutdown.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Trogdor on July 22, 2014, 08:57:45 PM
I volunteer to be a test subject. I'd like get my posting to at least a C-
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: slobber on July 22, 2014, 09:24:04 PM
When 8mp asked for a mentor in the 2nd or 3rd post in this thread, I knew I was mumped.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: puniraptor on July 22, 2014, 09:33:06 PM
I'm working on a tinder type app for this where you go through a list of posters and swipe whatever way to indicate yes or no in regards to mentoring one another if they come by and swipe you yes and you swipe them yes too it matches you guys up! Seeking investors.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Asteriskhead on July 22, 2014, 09:34:25 PM
goMent'r
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: star seed 7 on July 22, 2014, 09:36:37 PM
you kind of have to be a dick to suggest that you should be a mentor so i'm glad that sd is just assigning them
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Tobias on July 22, 2014, 09:37:17 PM
I think he's just making a self esteem map
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: star seed 7 on July 22, 2014, 09:38:42 PM
I think he's just making a self esteem map

i don't know what that is 'bias, mentor me some self esteem map knowlege
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 22, 2014, 09:39:23 PM
Can you imagine being mentored by _FAN?  :crossfingers:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Tobias on July 22, 2014, 09:39:56 PM
he's prolly thinking about making a choropleth... meet me at station in 15
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: eastcat on July 22, 2014, 10:21:01 PM
Kim  :drool:   :love:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Institutional Control on July 22, 2014, 11:34:07 PM

I want to teach a young poster how to post really awful things after a tragedy and how to handle Saul when he requests that you delete said post. It's really an intense course.

Oh man. I feel like I could take to that like a Russian missile to a Malaysian airliner!


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Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: OK_Cat on July 22, 2014, 11:40:55 PM


I want to teach a young poster how to post really awful things after a tragedy and how to handle Saul when he requests that you delete said post. It's really an intense course.

Oh man. I feel like I could take to that like a Russian missile to a Malaysian airliner!


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Start small, kid. Nobody goes straight to the majors.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Spracne on July 22, 2014, 11:41:19 PM


I want to teach a young poster how to post really awful things after a tragedy and how to handle Saul when he requests that you delete said post. It's really an intense course.

Oh man. I feel like I could take to that like a Russian missile to a Malaysian airliner!


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Easy now, young buk.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: j-dub on July 22, 2014, 11:58:58 PM
i don't have what it takes to be a mentor.

but i'm a prime candidate to be a mentee.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: The Big Train on July 23, 2014, 12:06:35 AM
I've had mixed signals, so idk what I would be best at.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: 0.42 on July 23, 2014, 12:10:11 AM
I feel like this is a test so in no way am I admitting I need a mentor, but if I did need one I'd totally pick Tobias.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: star seed 7 on July 23, 2014, 12:11:21 AM
I feel like this is a test so in no way am I admitting I need a mentor, but if I did need one I'd totally pick Tobias.

because he mentioned the cloropleth (or whatever)?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Spracne on July 23, 2014, 12:15:02 AM
I feel like this is a test so in no way am I admitting I need a mentor, but if I did need one I'd totally pick Tobias.

I feel like you need an ATX mentor. 

First lesson: don't live in South Austin, unless you live in the 78704.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: 0.42 on July 23, 2014, 12:16:37 AM
I feel like this is a test so in no way am I admitting I need a mentor, but if I did need one I'd totally pick Tobias.

I feel like you need an ATX mentor. 

First lesson: don't live in South Austin, unless you live in the 78704.

The Fiesta on Stassney just rendered your entire argument invalid

ALSO my car is still in one piece

at least for the next month
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: RickRampus on July 23, 2014, 12:35:44 AM
Can you imagine being mentored by _FAN?  :crossfingers:

 :pray:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Panjandrum on July 23, 2014, 12:52:55 AM
I feel like this is a test so in no way am I admitting I need a mentor, but if I did need one I'd totally pick Tobias.

That's not fair.  He's sheparding me into the world of soccer.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Trim on July 23, 2014, 01:02:58 AM
Remember when gE was named best company in the world by Kansas Mentors?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Pete on July 23, 2014, 07:35:02 AM

I'd like to apply for a mentor. I feel I've lost whatever edge I may have once had.

Pete
Feels good, can't wait to take my game to the next level. Glad to have one of the top gE mods as my mentor.

OK, 8Man, we obviously don't need to air all our dirty laundry in THIS thread, but you can get started by setting some goals for yourself for the upcoming football season. 

Ask yourself "what kind of poster do I want to be?"  Really challenge yourself.   Then, establish action items that will help you reach your goals, and focus on those action items.

It's also important to find a role model.  You can use them as a framework for evaluating your actions...the "what would so and so do" philosophy.  However, choosing the wrong role model can be counter productive, and lead to actions that are not furthering your quest to reach your goals.

For example, I once chose Leland of GPC fame as a role model, because I thought as an elite GPC poster that it would be wise.  Turns out, all I ended up doing was frequently masturbating in front of a mirror with a LHC Bill Snyder mask on.  Not a complete waste of time, but was it truly time well spent?  Probably not, and I can admit that now.  Cautionary tale, 8man.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: steve dave on July 23, 2014, 07:38:18 AM
Is there a "stevedave judges people master thread"?

every thread on this board. you get kougar24.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: steve dave on July 23, 2014, 07:39:14 AM
i'm available to mentor sys in all areas/aspects related to the game of life.

yes, your mentor is sys. perfect.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: KSUblumpkin on July 23, 2014, 04:06:02 PM
I think I should be a mentee.  I feel like my posting skills are around a D+ and I need some guidance to bring up my game to at least a C+.  I want to be barely above the average posters, but below the good ones.  I know where I stand on the bell curve and I just want to move up a standard deviation or so.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: meow meow on July 23, 2014, 04:09:54 PM
if blumpkin and katdaddy aren't a match made in heaven, i don't know what is
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Asteriskhead on July 23, 2014, 04:18:06 PM
if blumpkin and katdaddy aren't a match made in heaven, i don't know what is

You're right, you don't.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: puniraptor on July 23, 2014, 04:20:07 PM
blump has enough katdatty, i think he should go to tobias to boost that TIME ONLINE
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: KSUblumpkin on July 23, 2014, 04:26:06 PM
blump has enough katdatty, i think he should go to tobias to boost that TIME ONLINE

I do see a heavenly aura from my comp screen whenever a 'Bias post comes up so maybe the heavens are saying something...that or I have MS.  Who knows?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: puniraptor on July 23, 2014, 04:31:05 PM
if you logged in to multiple computers/devices at once do you get multiplied time online?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Panjandrum on July 23, 2014, 04:43:00 PM
For example, I once chose Leland of GPC fame as a role model, because I thought as an elite GPC poster that it would be wise.  Turns out, all I ended up doing was frequently masturbating in front of a mirror with a LHC Bill Snyder mask on.  Not a complete waste of time, but was it truly time well spent?  Probably not, and I can admit that now.  Cautionary tale, 8man.

That's BITB posting right there.  Take notes, 8man.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Spracne on July 23, 2014, 04:46:03 PM
blump has enough katdatty, i think he should go to tobias to boost that TIME ONLINE

I do see a heavenly aura from my comp screen whenever a 'Bias post comes up so maybe the heavens are saying something...that or I have MS.  Who knows?

I see the same aura.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: TownieCat on July 23, 2014, 04:47:46 PM
I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: hatingfrancisco on July 23, 2014, 04:49:28 PM
I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F1NLE06PXA9TIA%2Fgiphy.gif&hash=18eb887e44f46c343a4a1951d392d206b87dddb8)
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 23, 2014, 04:49:58 PM
I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

I'll mentor you on how to treat a woman with some god damn respect.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: KSUblumpkin on July 23, 2014, 04:51:24 PM
I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

I would volunteer my services, but you would end up with more posts about handjobs and TLC don't go chasing waterfalls quotes.  This family blog doesn't need that trifle.

Sidenote: it was my goal to use the word trifle today in a sentence so I am pretty jacked.  Thanks TownieCat...I owe you one.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Tobias on July 23, 2014, 05:00:13 PM
That's not fair.  He's sheparding me into the world of soccer.

if there are any hooligans in those threads i will soccer ambassador their ass through a wall and then we'll high five.  keep posting :thumbs:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Tobias on July 23, 2014, 05:01:16 PM
if you logged in to multiple computers/devices at once do you get multiplied time online?

i certainly hope so because it's kinda embarrassing if not :cry:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: puniraptor on July 23, 2014, 05:01:42 PM
I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

scoop more scoops

i know you have scoops
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Tobias on July 23, 2014, 05:03:18 PM
blump has enough katdatty, i think he should go to tobias to boost that TIME ONLINE

this is a very good point.  blumpz, we're gonna need to get your PPD up as well.  let's start with time online first though
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 23, 2014, 05:17:51 PM
To the young mentee I selected, my firm is hosting a classy reception down on the plaza, starting at 5:30, for our summer clerks.  Meet me there to get started.  I have so much to show you.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: chum1 on July 23, 2014, 06:34:49 PM
I can't believe no one has requsted that Elwood be their mentor.  He's my first choice.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: slobber on July 23, 2014, 06:41:24 PM

I can't believe no one has requsted that Elwood be their mentor.  He's my first choice.
pretty sure sd hasn't volunteered his services yet.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: TownieCat on July 23, 2014, 06:48:17 PM
I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

I'll mentor you on how to treat a woman with some god damn respect.

You've got this backwards, friend. I can be the Gosling to your Carrell when it comes to the dating world.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: TownieCat on July 23, 2014, 06:48:41 PM
I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F1NLE06PXA9TIA%2Fgiphy.gif&hash=18eb887e44f46c343a4a1951d392d206b87dddb8)

:lol:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: TownieCat on July 23, 2014, 06:50:52 PM
I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

scoop more scoops

i know you have scoops

Ask yourself... Have you ever seen me and BSAC in the same room? :gocho:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 23, 2014, 07:06:51 PM
I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

scoop more scoops

i know you have scoops

Ask yourself... Have you ever seen me and BSAC in the same room? :gocho:
Shut up, captain crap.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Asteriskhead on July 23, 2014, 07:07:11 PM
I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

scoop more scoops

i know you have scoops

Ask yourself... Have you ever seen me and BSAC in the same room? :gocho:

 :lol:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: sys on July 23, 2014, 08:35:06 PM
i'm available to mentor sys in all areas/aspects related to the game of life.

you had your chance.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: eastcat on July 23, 2014, 10:29:42 PM
How long does the signup process take?

Still waiting for the DM from KC  :crossfingers:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: j-dub on July 23, 2014, 10:40:21 PM
i want 'clams or carnes to mentor me.

or tobias. or spracne. or dlew. or pete. or sys. the list goes on and on really.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Institutional Control on July 23, 2014, 11:08:25 PM
Spracne is the second best poster on this blog. Everyone should be begging for his/her tutelage


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Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: j-dub on July 23, 2014, 11:09:53 PM
what the hell do you think i've been doing the past few weeks.

thus far, it's been spurnedj-dubcity.com  :frown:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Institutional Control on July 23, 2014, 11:23:26 PM

what the hell do you think i've been doing the past few weeks.

thus far, it's been spurnedj-dubcity.com  :frown:
Maybe he went Pat Bowlen in this thread and forgot he saw your post asking for his help


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Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Spracne on July 23, 2014, 11:25:05 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.tapatalk.com%2Fd%2F14%2F07%2F24%2Fdanu8uze.jpg&hash=a350596ddedc1293ea9f8e3d5281428dd79f905c)
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: KSUblumpkin on July 24, 2014, 08:24:58 AM
I'm working on that time online right now.  I think the goEMAW Mentor Program (gEMP) will change my life.  The feeling is really indescribable.  It's the same feeling I get watching Pride and Prejudice.  One day I could be Mr. Darcy, but right now I am just Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection.  A dreamer can dream the dream of a thousand dreams dreamt by a dreaming child.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Fldermaus on July 24, 2014, 09:18:22 AM
I'm working on that time online right now.  I think the goEMAW Mentor Program (gEMP) will change my life.  The feeling is really indescribable.  It's the same feeling I get watching Pride and Prejudice.  One day I could be Mr. Darcy, but right now I am just Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection.  A dreamer can dream the dream of a thousand dreams dreamt by a dreaming child.

You're well on your way to becoming the next Poet Warrior
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Fldermaus on July 25, 2014, 10:58:16 PM

_33 

imo, we each need to channel more of our inner _33
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: 0.42 on July 27, 2014, 09:54:42 PM
What if you don't want to be a mentor but are willing to offer specialized tutoring in a certain subject? For example, I'm solid at crossposting and would definitely be a good tutor for it.
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: star seed 7 on July 27, 2014, 09:56:15 PM
What if you don't want to be a mentor but are willing to offer specialized tutoring in a certain subject? For example, I'm solid at crossposting and would definitely be a good tutor for it.

Maybe just write a blog post tutorial
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: OK_Cat on July 27, 2014, 11:28:58 PM
Make a map of it, you son of a bitch
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: The Big Train on July 27, 2014, 11:32:32 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: 0.42 on July 27, 2014, 11:36:19 PM
Make a map of it, you son of a bitch

k

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FsYaeKXD.png&hash=0dd5beda4dc1c9c4ca11e6337fff57a9c895f52a)
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 28, 2014, 03:18:43 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: slobber on July 28, 2014, 05:28:37 AM
Is that from the gE map project thread?

(Does that qualify as cross posting?)

Also, I :lol; 42


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: OK_Cat on July 28, 2014, 06:42:54 AM
Son of a bitch
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: hatingfrancisco on February 12, 2015, 02:20:03 PM
 :dubious:
Title: Re: goEMAW Mentor Program
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 12, 2015, 02:23:47 PM
 :lol: #blessed