Okay just an old man story, no emails or texts but ben ji says it should go here.
This old man, he's a well witcher, and people think he's crazy (he isn't--for the most part). At least he thinks people think he's crazy, so he's very reluctant to talk about anything to do with well witching or the aquifer or anything like that.
One time he was talking about how he knows the water is contaminated from these underground gasoline/diesel storage tanks, that somehow the fuel is leaking into the groundwater. He's very concerned about this. He mentioned some particular chemical, which I can't remember, but I looked it up afterwards and it seems like a legitimate concern, but without evidence.
We suggested he send sample to be tested, which he says he's done multiple times, but the people at the testing office are in cahoots with some other people and are suppressing the truth. So I suggested he purposely contaminate a sample by putting a small amount of diesel in a sample and sending it to them. If it comes back negative then he knows they are corrupt. Well he didn't like this suggestion and wouldn't talk anymore the rest of the night about it. He switched the conversation to why he drives to Plainville to go to the doctor, which is hours away, when there is a decent sized hospital in town. The reason? It's because they're trying to kill him.