So I do this bit anytime a Shocker fan mentions that they're undefeated. I just act like I'm hearing it for the first time and am shocked that I didn't already know that, considering how much hoops I watch. I think 1 guy figured out my ruse like a week later and posted an angry, drunken rant on my FB page about how Ggregg was a better coach than Self, how they have better players than KU, and how they have better fans, too.