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Not all wildlings do incest. And Sam wouldn't have told his family that it wasn't his, just like the servants and stuff. (See this is so complicated that you can't even understand what I was trying to explain. That is why they didn't include it. )

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why would he tell the servants anything?


the weird thing is coming home at all, followed by lying to tell his father he's an oath-breaker.  if there was actually any point to him going home (obviously it was to advance the plot device of stealing the sword, but i mean any point to his original motivation) they could have backstoried some reason why his father didn't give a crap about nightwatch oaths or always wanted a grandkid or whatever, but they didn't they just left it as yet another inconsistency in service of the increasingly poorly written plot.
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Sam is also running out of options of where Gilly and Baby Sam can stay safely while he goes to the Citadel.

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why would he tell the servants anything?

I'm just saying the official public story would have been that the baby was not Sam's. Like Gilly was a farm girl with a baby who Sam just saved and was finding a place for her or something.

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i doubt if the public gives a rat's ass.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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All the lords had bastards and raised them in their castles, of course Sam's mom and sister didn't get pissed at him. They were probably convinced he was going to die a virgin and were happy to have something new in the most gigantic random castle ever. And obviously Sam's dad wasn't exactly cool with the whole sitch.

the whole story opened with father stark beheading a man for breaking his nightwatcher oath.  it was given to us to understand that it was sort of a big deal.
Good point, but I'd still assume that wouldn't happen to the son of a lord.

I think it was more about showing how "by the book" ol' Ned was as warden of the north. But yes, also to highlight that the mysterious evil lurking beyond the wall and the importance of stopping it, regardless of what the folks in southern Westeros think.
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surprised you guys haven't figured the show out yet.  must be a real puzzler.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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It has a lot of layers, 'clams
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smdh, not as many as you guys are giving it credit for imo iirc

it's a television show, not the rosetta stone


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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theon looks like a car mechanic from Colby

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theon looks like a car mechanic from Colby

Shaggy has dubbed the greyjoys as iron aggie
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Shaggy has dubbed the greyjoys as iron aggie

heh.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Who is everyone else aggie?

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Iron aggies are the only people deserving an aggie title
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brb guys, i think my tv switched to the walking dead

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Don't worry, that's a minor storyline
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when did this happen?
Ah Arya's talk with the actress.
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smdh, not as many as you guys are giving it credit for imo iirc

it's a television show, not the rosetta stone

probably true.  In the end Cersei eventually regains control of the capitol, watches it crumble.  Her son the king dies, she is killed by one of her brothers. Jaime becomes a footnote or dies, Tyrion becomes a drunk politician, oh wait... Jon Snow is not Ned's son, but rather the son of Rhaegar and Lyanna and is the prince that was promised.  Daenerys wreaks havoc with her dragons, becomes a brutal conqueror and not a savior as everyone so hoped.  Bran either accidentally manipulates the past, or uses it to defeat the walkers.  Sansa, Arya, Rickon.  Who knows, they'll do something important I'm sure, or die.  Baelish will continue sniveling around Westeros.  Sam and Gilly, still wandering around.  Maybe he imparts some knowledge on someone who cares.  Catelyn Stark comes back as a cold hearted b.  And they all live crappily ever after.  Oh,  Final cut-scene to a lone white walker heading north planning his eventual return.

game over.

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Iron aggies are the only people deserving an aggie title

The White Walkers are very deserving of being Ice Aggies IMO

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Targs should be Incest Aggie

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Targs should be Incest Aggie

Lannisters are taking that label for themselves.

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Targs should be Incest Aggie

Lannisters are taking that label for themselves.

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I am now on season 3.  ms tobias is definitely pushing this thing along