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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: AppleJack on September 02, 2014, 01:30:32 PM
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For crying out loud
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I'll be a monkey's uncle
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howdy pardner
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darn tootin
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now thats a horse of a different color (if not racist)
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and twins
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the lord helps those who help themselves
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buckle up
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don't forget your ______, bring it to every game.
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from you lips to god's ears
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roll that beautiful bean footage
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read my lips: no new taxes
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CATS, WIN!
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don't shoot
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CATS, WIN!
This is a good post.
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CATS, WIN!
This is a good post.
is it a good post because of the sentiment or because of the comma?
(agree on both counts, btw)
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CATS, WIN!
This is a good post.
is it a good post because of the sentiment or because of the comma?
(agree on both counts, btw)
It's both! It is a classic Wacky post where his grammar is completely suspect, but you still love the post and he isn't letting kc or somebody else get under his skin.
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Spinderella cut it up one time
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#LFG
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#HAF
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It's donut day!
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It's donut day!
Everyday is donut day, bro.
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That'll make a turd.
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back in my day
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That dog ain't gonna hunt
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you put all that together, now you got a stew!
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Why milk the cow when you can eff it for free?
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soup to nuts
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Why milk the cow when you can eff it for free?
that's a really good one
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butt chug
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dollars to doughnuts
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my body my choice
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my body my choice
I say that whenever I accidentally let loose an audible fart in the elevator.
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ho ho ho
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cut the mustard
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I enjoy looking up the origin of phrases.
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My dad always says "To make a long story short" but he seldom does.
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Bet you 9 dollars to a nickel.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Hotter than a witch's tit in Hell's Kitchen.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Hotter than a $2 whore on nickel night.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Warmer than a mother's love.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Why milk the cow when you can eff it for free?
For some reason, "Does the Pope crap in the woods?" makes me laugh every time.
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When we won our last national championship...
Gonna win 'em all!
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I enjoy looking up the origin of phrases.
Me too...look up "can't have your cake and eat it too". Dumbest origin of a phrase I ever looked up. I now hate that phrase.
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"Here's a cake for your birthday, gE bud! :cheers:"
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Ha
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If I could have picked any two posters to head up this thread, it would have been puniraptor and AppleJack. So this is basically a dream come true.
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You should have mentioned your birthday was coming up.
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You should have mentioned your birthday was coming up.
:lol:
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kiss my ass.
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Don't crap the bed.
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kiss my ass.
Just cut loose, man. Say it to everyone you see.
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Kiss my grits.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Hoopleheads.
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Hoopleheads.
does this mean you've been watching deadwood???? :excited:
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Hoopleheads.
does this mean you've been watching deadwood???? :excited:
Maybe it does maybe it don't, COCKSUCKER
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:Woot:
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"You're fired!" (Only to really shitty ppl)
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"You're fired!" (Only to really shitty ppl)
Sadist
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this weekend i'm going to start using mike tyson's phrase about making someone love him.
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I'll be a monkey's uncle
I don't think I've ever actually heard that used. Would be amazing though.
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this weekend i'm going to start using mike tyson's phrase about making someone love him.
:Wha:
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"What in the sam hill?"
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"Well I do declare"
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Basically any old-timey southern phrase
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"see a man about a horse"
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Make like a tree and get tha eff outta here
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Hoopleheads.
does this mean you've been watching deadwood???? :excited:
Maybe it does maybe it don't, COCKSUCKER
:Woot:
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"i like the cut of your jib"
referencing anyone's jib and its cut is pretty great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZB7xEonjsc
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The cookie stand is not part of the food court.
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When we won our last national championship...
Gonna win 'em all!
Guys, can you imagine actually saying that? I don't think gE gets me. :sad:
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You go girl!
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I would like to say "what ho" but there's no way I can pull it off.
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When we won our last national championship...
Gonna win 'em all!
Guys, can you imagine actually saying that? I don't think gE gets me. :sad:
we all do, sore subject in poor taste, we all want it more than you could ever imagine. this year tho :ksu:, once it becomes more of a reality, more ppl will join, until then, shut your mouth, let the process play out, enjoy it, and then bring it up again
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"i like the cut of your jib"
referencing anyone's jib and its cut is pretty great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZB7xEonjsc
oh jeez what a good one
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crap fire and save matches.
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When we won our last national championship...
Gonna win 'em all!
Guys, can you imagine actually saying that? I don't think gE gets me. :sad:
we all do, sore subject in poor taste, we all want it more than you could ever imagine. this year tho :ksu:, once it becomes more of a reality, more ppl will join, until then, shut your mouth, let the process play out, enjoy it, and then bring it up again
Make like a tree and get the eff out of here.
Gonna win 'em all!
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"my penis for some reason has merged with my anus, and I don't believe that this makes urinating any easier"
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"man, it is really cool that Jessie Ware is my wife! She makes me streak and over-etched chocolate pudding every day."
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"the sun sure looks more yellow today. that has to be a good sign for our ooooooooo-zone"
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"when you think about it, Skittles have more of a 'shelly' flacor, whilst M&Ms have more of an 'awful' flavor"
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"I unironically like Bon Iver"
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Are you rough ridin' done now?
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"College sophomores are like staples: Once you load one up, it's hard to pull it out"
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"Metalhead is a pathetic beta who is a mouthpiece for some other man. Hopefully women don't find out about his beta behavior."
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"Cactii"
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"It's one thing to crap fire, it's another thing to crap briar"
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"Metalhead is a pathetic beta who is a mouthpiece for some other man. Hopefully women don't find out about his beta behavior."
I think that's the first time someone has said that exact phrase. However, feel free to keep using it.
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"Space, it's the ultimate frontier, until the frontier becomes the ultimate space"
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"Freedom, fragility, frost and fright. These are the elements that free frigid faculties"
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"Don't go into the woods without a solid pair of ballsacks"
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"I step and I step and I step and I step, there's no step brass than a step toward class."
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"Make believe that you dream in time, because the time shall see what you dream in life"
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"my bunghole smells like old corn."
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"Nostalgia: the ultimate escape. Too bad your high school girlfriend mumped your brother"
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"Writing on the wall never seemed so dark, but aristocratic straws love to bend oblong"
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"Good thing my 10/10 girlfriend mumped me this week, my penis would still be in boner shape if not for this life situation"
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"Rome is really great this time of year"
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"My mom let me play Day of Defeat. Looks like I've already defeated THIS day"
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"Strings make lines, and lines make pulleys, and pulleys make leverage stuffed perpendic[spoiler]ular[/spoiler]. And leverage makes screened help at it's core, but stringy stealth pulls lines into string."
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"I don't know why I worry about money so much, I have credit cards!"
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"This mascara feels VERY natural"
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"When in Rome"
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"Verily, sterily, merrily you can scrub that. Fashion-ly, passion-ly, crash-on-ly you can smog that."
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lots of things about tables that are also computers
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Such as, "My table is a computer"
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Or, "hey don't look at my table, I bet it's not a computer"
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Or, "damn. I lost my computer yesterday. Oh well I guess now I can turn a new leaf and reload con pride'
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"no te queda bien ese vestido"
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"hasta looega, carpetmunchers"
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I enjoy looking up the origin of phrases.
Me too...look up "can't have your cake and eat it too". Dumbest origin of a phrase I ever looked up. I now hate that phrase.
Yeah, but the versions in other languages are wonderful:
Italian: to have the barrel full and the wife drunk
Malayalam: You want both the one on the roof, and the one in your armpit
Romanian: You can't reconcile the goat and the cabbage.
Serbian: You can't sit on two chairs with one butt
Tamil: You want to have both the moustache and to drink the porridge.
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Italian: to have the barrel full and the wife drunk
I change my above answer to this!
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I'm partial to the Malayalam version :love:
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Wavy gravy.
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Oh my God, Becky.
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I enjoy looking up the origin of phrases.
Me too...look up "can't have your cake and eat it too". Dumbest origin of a phrase I ever looked up. I now hate that phrase.
Yeah, but the versions in other languages are wonderful:
Italian: to have the barrel full and the wife drunk
Malayalam: You want both the one on the roof, and the one in your armpit
Romanian: You can't reconcile the goat and the cabbage.
Serbian: You can't sit on two chairs with one butt
Tamil: You want to have both the moustache and to drink the porridge.
I don't understand what the eff phil's problem is with the origin.
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wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?
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wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?
So phil has something up his ass about old english? I still fail to see the problem phil.
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P sure that's Middle English
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Nope. Early Modern English. What a couple of rough ridin' idiots we are.
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Italian: to have the barrel full and the wife drunk
I change my above answer to this!
yeah, very great
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I'd settle for just having a barrel of roll damn wine.
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Oh help me rhonda
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a wolf doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep
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no flex zone..
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dollars to doughnuts
I used this twice over the weekend :D
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"People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time". - TD
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you can't swing a dead cat without hitting (fill in blank)
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The masses are asses.
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glutes for the slutes
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glutes for the slutes sloots
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keep the change
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23 skidoo
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new england colloquialism: "I'm all set."
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I sure hope Stevesie approves of me sharing this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx5UecbuYw8
Holy smokin toledos
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bob's your uncle
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jake
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surf's up dude
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jake
:D
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Cool as a cucumber.
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Sweating like a preacher in a whore house.
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even the sun shines on a blind dog's ass once a day
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
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Play it again, Sam!
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gin joints
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regal beagle
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Sweating like a preacher in a whore house.
Did you see my early reference to whores?
"Hotter than a two dollar whore on nickel night."
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Sweating like a preacher in a whore house.
Did you see my early reference to whores?
"Hotter than a two dollar whore on nickel night."
And then there's
Sweating like a whore in church
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Sweating like a preacher in a whore house.
Did you see my early reference to whores?
"Hotter than a two dollar whore on nickel night."
And then there's
Sweating like a whore in church
But mine is because she has a hot vagina from over use because she is running a special deal! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sweating like a preacher in a whore house.
Did you see my early reference to whores?
"Hotter than a two dollar whore on nickel night."
And then there's
Sweating like a whore in church
But mine is because she has a hot vagina from over use because she is running a special deal! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Got it.
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Sweating like a preacher in a whore house.
Did you see my early reference to whores?
"Hotter than a two dollar whore on nickel night."
And then there's
Sweating like a whore in church
But mine is because she has a hot vagina from over use because she is running a special deal! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Got it.
Good! I thought I might have to explain it even further!
Gonna win 'em all!
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On Snyder's tv show, he talked about when "things went downward in a handbasket, as they say."
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Sweating like a preacher in a whore house.
Thought you'd go with "sugar booger."
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taken in a woodshed
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I dont care who you are, that's funny right there.
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taken in a woodshed
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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"Cool your cucumbers."
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taken in a woodshed
lol
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I don't know you from a hill of beans
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TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOWN AUBUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
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I don't know you from a hill of beans
I was gonna post "hill of beans" next time this thread showed up in the 'unreads'.
:thumbs:
Gonna win 'em all!
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separate but equal
:sdeek:
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donkey punch
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Latest blumperz gf says "eff me in the pooper". Is that literal or figurative? It's a fine line, but can't stand the phrase. Probably should dump her.
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Latest blumperz gf says "eff me in the pooper". Is that literal or figurative? It's a fine line, but can't stand the phrase. Probably should dump her.
You may need to seek professional help re: your obsession with girls going #2.
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Latest blumperz gf says "eff me in the pooper". Is that literal or figurative? It's a fine line, but can't stand the phrase. Probably should dump her.
You may need to seek professional help re: your obsession with girls going #2.
I wouldn't read too much into it. Poop is always funny.
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"That was a well played game. We really played well in all aspects of that game."
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Even despite
Gonna win 'em all!
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dollars to doughnuts
I used this twice over the weekend :D
Pretty sure I had to read a story called this in comp 1 or 2.
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Doesn't cut the mustard
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Heavens to Mercatroid (sp?)
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Notwithstanding...
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Therefor
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Thereafter
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Heavens to Mercatroid (sp?)
Mergatroid
Gonna win 'em all!
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Royals win!
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Whilst.
(I've worked this into an email every know and then, just not into verbal conversations.)
Gonna win 'em all!