Sorry to burst your bubble, but the B12 is way too wholesome for Ganja Aggy. We don't need that kind of culture in our untarnished Big 12. Sure, Baylor and KU have a few issues with women, but that isn't as big of a deal as including a dirty hippy weed smoker like you guys.
Also, if you are having funding issues, maybe you should have big garage sales/flea markets at the stadium to increase revenue.