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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Mrs. Gooch on May 14, 2014, 01:57:36 PM
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(Is it just me that does these things?)
The other day I put Splenda in my egg drop soup instead of my iced tea.
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Look for my car keys while holding my car keys.
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take a shower. sometimes i end up shampooing my hair twice by mistake.
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If I've already turned my car off, but am answering a text or something, I leave the keys in the ignition every single time.
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snore
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Cruise into the vast oceanic abyss.
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Chew my finger nails.
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drive past my exit when going not home
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take a shower. sometimes i end up shampooing my hair twice by mistake.
recently i found myself washing my face in the shower with conditioner :facepalm:
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poured my cereal into my juice glass instead of my bowl one morning.
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Was just reading a book and found myself trying to swipe at the page with my thumb to scroll.
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I hum songs really loud without knowing. Today at work I was humming the "hard work work" gatorade commercial song in a meeting on accident.
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drive past my exit when going not home
Similar, except I always take the exit when I didn't mean to.
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fart on elevators
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Get lost tonya
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Clean off my silverware with the scraps into the trash.
Forget to put filter in the coffemaker, brew up some grounds.
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leave my keys hanging in my front door lock
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I'll zone out listening to the radio in the car. If I hear something I thought was interesting I'll reach to hit rewind/back.
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More of a high thing, but start to speak in reply to a somewhat lengthy voicemail.
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I always click pens/tops to dry erase markers. I always walk away with them. I have a big can on my desk that I put them in when I get back. Anytime some needs one of these things they just come to my desk and grab a few.
Similar note. In college the engineering buildings were covered in rubber bands from newspapers. I constantly picked them up, then when I needed to use my hands I would flip them onto my wrists. Everyday when i'd go to bed I'd take off 6-8 rubber bands and not have any recollection of picking them up. My apartment was covered in rubber bands.
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I always click pens/tops to dry erase markers. I always walk away with them. I have a big can on my desk that I put them in when I get back. Anytime some needs one of these things they just come to my desk and grab a few.
Similar note. In college the engineering buildings were covered in rubber bands from newspapers. I constantly picked them up, then when I needed to use my hands I would flip them onto my wrists. Everyday when i'd go to bed I'd take off 6-8 rubber bands and not have any recollection of picking them up. My apartment was covered in rubber bands.
I think you were looking for this thread
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=31577.0
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fart on elevators
I do this on purpose.
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Is this thread more for things like I usually have 2 sets of keys in my pocket since I usually pick up one set of keys out of the bowl, go do something else, then pick up another set when I walk back by the bowl? Or when going back to Salina/Manhattan on I-35 I'll end up on I-235W heading towards Taco Grande without planning on it?
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Drive to my old house after work.
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This morning I was halfway to the office when I realized I left my laptop at home. Turned around and went got it. As I was pulling out of the driveway, I noticed my work phone laying in the drive. I get out to pick it up. Smashed from having run over it.
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This morning I was halfway to the office when I realized I left my laptop at home. Turned around and went got it. As I was pulling out of the driveway, I noticed my work phone laying in the drive. I get out to pick it up. Smashed from having run over it.
Well on the bright side, your day can only get better
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This morning I was halfway to the office when I realized I left my laptop at home. Turned around and went got it. As I was pulling out of the driveway, I noticed my work phone laying in the drive. I get out to pick it up. Smashed from having run over it.
Well on the bright side, your day can only get better
He hasn't told us where he left his laptop...
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Last night I put dish soap in the dishwasher. Bubbles!
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This morning I was halfway to the office when I realized I left my laptop at home. Turned around and went got it. As I was pulling out of the driveway, I noticed my work phone laying in the drive. I get out to pick it up. Smashed from having run over it.
your brain wasn't on autopilot, this is just regular dumbassery at work
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I'm blaming it on a late night.
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This morning I was halfway to the office when I realized I left my laptop at home. Turned around and went got it. As I was pulling out of the driveway, I noticed my work phone laying in the drive. I get out to pick it up. Smashed from having run over it.
oh man what a morning
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I always have the habit of bouncing my right leg. It's like a nervous twitch.
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I'll zone out listening to the radio in the car. If I hear something I thought was interesting I'll reach to hit rewind/back.
Sirus XM you can do this.