Signs of getting old

[420seriouscat69]

Mrs Wacky has an interview at 10 and wants to meet for lunch. She just said if she gets to our lunch spot too early, she might just run over to bed. bath. and beyond or over to home depot for some house supplies. 

[420seriouscat69]

Last night she started talking about baby names and we haven't even had sex in a week. 

[sonofdaxjones]

Welcome to marriage

[420seriouscat69]

Yesterday she told me I couldn't smoke heaters in the backyard of our new place and to take that white trash down the street. 

[420seriouscat69]

We're going to a 2 year olds birthday party this weekend. Shoot me. Like that thing even knows i'm there.

[Institutional Control]

WackyTheTank!

[420seriouscat69]

I had to apologize yesterday for leaving one of my Popsicle wrappers on the coffee table, in my own goddamn house!

[420seriouscat69]

WackyTheTank!

So rough ridin' true. We're going shopping on Sunday because she doesn't think i'm a size 33 in jeans anymore.  But after the Chiefs game and I need to make sure and I need to weed whack the goddamn backyard at halftime.

[Brock Landers]

Yesterday she told me I couldn't smoke heaters in the backyard of our new place and to take that white trash down the street. 

Not able to burn heaters in your own yard?  GTFO, put your foot down on this issue man.

[Phil Titola]

Thinking every pain is death cancer aids

[420seriouscat69]

Yesterday she told me I couldn't smoke heaters in the backyard of our new place and to take that white trash down the street. 

Not able to burn heaters in your own yard?  GTFO, put your foot down on this issue man.

To her credit. I got a lil pak'd Wednesday night (stressed) and left the back door open (like not wide open, cracked a bit). I did this to myself.

[Institutional Control]

Stockholm Syndrome

[Phil Titola]

Going to weddings of generations of the same family

[420seriouscat69]

Thinking every pain is death cancer aids

It is tho

[Phil Titola]

More excited to buy a ring doorbell than Madden

[Phil Titola]

Thinking day drinking is better than 3am paking

[420seriouscat69]

I didn't even know they still made Madden. <------ getting old

[420seriouscat69]

Thinking day drinking is better than 3am paking

It is. I get to watch netflix and chill when I go home and go to bed at a reasonable time. 

[XocolateThundarr]

The Dr tells you there is nothing wrong with your knee, but you need a new hip.

[Phil Titola]

These are real life Phil things WC

[TheHamburglar]

Having family come stay with you and thinking "crap, I've got to find the strength to stay awake past 10:00 tonight."

[420seriouscat69]

These are real life Phil things WC

Oh, I know friend. I used to think day drinking was for the birds and now I love the eff out of it.

[The Big Train]

Yesterday she told me I couldn't smoke heaters in the backyard of our new place and to take that white trash down the street. 

Not able to burn heaters in your own yard?  GTFO, put your foot down on this issue man.

To her credit. I got a lil pak'd Wednesday night (stressed) and left the back door open (like not wide open, cracked a bit). I did this to myself.

[Kat Kid]

wacky, rethink this.

[0.42]

wacky, rethink this.