i heard some real doozies this weekend:
Kerosene Phantom [last] - i'm only 99% sure this is white but i couldn't ask
[first] Yoda [last] - the parents had agreed on Owen and then the father asked her permission for Yoda while she was drugged up post-labor.
Justice Trouble [last] - "i named him right, he's in sixth grade now and it's just what he is."