there are many different things about coaching that really matter when examining a coach and how their teams perform in the trenches. i feel most of those things have been ignored in this thread.
criteria #1, patriotism. is the coach a true patriot? list examples.
criteria #2, america. how does the coach spend his/her 4th of july holiday?
criteria #3, the red white and blue. does the coach speak any foreign languages? if so, why?
criteria #4, life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. how does this coach pursue happiness? vacations at the lake with a bbq and smores like americans do?
criteria #5, these colors don't bleed. does the coach know the meaning of this term and if not, what term do they use to exprese america's global dominance?
go cats