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This is shaping up well for stupid fitz being superpak’d when he inevitably has to deal with some hiccup going on with his return flight.

[steve dave]

This is shaping up well for stupid fitz being superpak’d when he inevitably has to deal with some hiccup going on with his return flight.

super power scenario in play wherein he becomes a master travel booking savant but only when he’s blackout drunk.


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[Stupid Fitz]

This is shaping up well for stupid fitz being superpak’d when he inevitably has to deal with some hiccup going on with his return flight.

super power scenario in play wherein he becomes a master travel booking savant but only when he’s blackout drunk.


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[steve dave]

Folks, it’s humid


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[Phil Titola]

Folks, it’s humid


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You've been up for 24 hours as of this post, go to bed!!!

[steve dave]

Folks, it’s humid


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You've been up for 24 hours as of this post, go to bed!!!

I’m up again!


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[DQ12]

Very jealous SD.  That part of the world is so fun. 

[Stupid Fitz]

I’ve officially reached the “beer doesn’t work as good” point of the vacation. Buckle up mfers!!!


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[Stupid Fitz]

Excursion day! Pretty low key/lame group. I was one of the only ones drinking. I was enjoying chatting/hanging with the two captains while everyone else was hanging with kids. I’m a pretty low key drinker and most people won’t know if I’ve had 18 or 7 drinks. (Internet merchants absolutely know).

Had a pretty great day and on our way off, Lil SF gave an elite fist bump and here’s our tip “explosion” to the captain which made him and I laugh our balls off. He planned it all himself
which was pretty great. Got off the boat and met up with Mrs SF. You know how I said most people don’t know how drunk I am?  Mrs SF knows every time!!  She was laughing at me and we then went to dinner and later to a bar. I spilled my martini on me and she finally got a bit mad at me but to my defense I told her how drunk I’ve been all day and she knew it so it was basically her fault.

Vacation rules


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[steve dave]

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[Tobias]

long time no see, randolph

[DQ12]

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look at those beautiful boys.  love those guys.

[Spracne]

Ugly pygmy dinosaurs, IYAM.

[ben ji]

long time no see, randolph

Lol

[michigancat]

Excursion day! Pretty low key/lame group. I was one of the only ones drinking. I was enjoying chatting/hanging with the two captains while everyone else was hanging with kids. I’m a pretty low key drinker and most people won’t know if I’ve had 18 or 7 drinks. (Internet merchants absolutely know).

Had a pretty great day and on our way off, Lil SF gave an elite fist bump and here’s our tip “explosion” to the captain which made him and I laugh our balls off. He planned it all himself
which was pretty great. Got off the boat and met up with Mrs SF. You know how I said most people don’t know how drunk I am?  Mrs SF knows every time!!  She was laughing at me and we then went to dinner and later to a bar. I spilled my martini on me and she finally got a bit mad at me but to my defense I told her how drunk I’ve been all day and she knew it so it was basically her fault.

Vacation rules


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damn

[Stupid Fitz]

Broke a flip flop. Worst vacation ever


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[Stupid Fitz]

Those are fish.


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[Spracne]

Broke a flip flop. Worst vacation ever


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Step on a pop top?

[DaBigTrain]

I'm going to the Indy 500 in 2 weeks. Any protips from cats who have been or places to eat in Indy?

[Spracne]

I'm going to the Indy 500 in 2 weeks. Any protips from cats who have been or places to eat in Indy?

The answer is Skyline Chili.

[DaBigTrain]

I'm going to the Indy 500 in 2 weeks. Any protips from cats who have been or places to eat in Indy?

The answer is Skyline Chili.

So you want me to die basically with all that cheese 

[DaBigTrain]

ALSO I just uploaded photos from my latest trip and I'm up to 27 trips since January 2023 

[star seed 7]

@Spracne I'm on facebook today reading chain emails from the early aughts

For all my friends and family that have never ventured to Dallas, Daalis, or Dallus, here is an aerial view of one of the major mix masters (highways intersecting).
TRUE STORY! Driving in Dallas......
First you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is DAL-LUS, or DAA-LIS depending on if you live inside or outside LBJ Freeway. Next, if your Mapsco is more than a few weeks old, throw it out and buy a new one. If in Denton County and your Mapsco is one-day-old, then it is already obsolete. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. (Frisco has screwed everything up.) Dallas has its own version of traffic rules... "Hold on and pray." There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Dallas . We all drive like that. All directions start with, "Get on Beltline," which has no beginning and no end. (It REALLY DOESN'T!!!) The morning rush hour is from 6 to 10. The evening rush hour is from 3 to 7. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out and possibly shot. When you are the first one on the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going to avoid crashing with all the drivers running the red light in cross-traffic. Construction on Central Expressway is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment. We had sooo much fun with that, we have added George Bush Freeway and the High Five to the mix. All unexplained sights are explained by the phrase, "Oh, we're in Fort Worth !" If someone actually has his or her turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect.  Car horns are actually "Road Rage" indicators - and remember, it's legal to be armed in Texas .. All old ladies with blue hair in a Mercedes have the right of way. Period. And remember, it's legal to be armed in Texas .. Inwood Road, Plano Road, NW Highway, East Grand, Garland Road, Marsh Lane, Josey Lane, 15th Street, Preston Road all mysteriously change names as you cross intersections (these are only a FEW examples). The perfect example is what is MOSTLY known as Plano Road . On the south end, it is known as Lake Highlands Drive, cross Northwest Highway and it becomes Plano Road, go about 8 miles and it is briefly Greenville Ave, Ave K, and Highway 5. It ends in Sherman ...The North Dallas Tollway is our daily version of NASCAR. The minimum acceptable speed on the Dallas North Toll Road is 85 mph. Anything less is considered downright sissy. It also ends in Sherman . If asking directions in Irving or SE Dallas , you must have knowledge of Spanish. If in central Richardson or on Harry Hines, Mandarin Chinese will be your best bet. If you stop to ask directions on Gaston or Live Oak, you better be armed... and remember, it's legal to be armed in Texas. The wrought iron on windows near Oak Cliff and Fair Park is not ornamental!! A trip across town east to west will take a minimum of four hours, although many north/south freeways have unposted minimum speeds of 75. It is possible to be driving WEST in the NORTH-bound lane of EAST NORTHWEST Highway . Don't let this confuse you. LBJ is called "The Death Trap" for two reasons: "death" and "trap." If it's 100 degrees, Thanksgiving must be next weekend. If it's 10 degrees and sleeting/snowing, the Fort Worth Stock Show is going on. If it has rained 6 inches in the last hour, the Byron Nelson Golf Classic is in the second round (if it's Spring) - and it is the Texas State Fair if it's Fall. If you go to the Fair, pay the $15.00 to park INSIDE Fair Park . Parking elsewhere could cost up to $2500 for damages, towing fees, parking tickets, and possibly a gunshot wound. If some guy with a flag tries to get you to park in his yard, run over him. Any amusement parks, stadiums, arenas, racetracks, airports, etc., are conveniently located as far away from EVERYTHING as possible so as to allow for ample parking on grassy areas. Final Warning: Don't Mess With Texas Drivers ... remember, it's legal to Be armed in Texas.

[IPA4Me]

I'm going to the Indy 500 in 2 weeks. Any protips from cats who have been or places to eat in Indy?

The answer is Skyline Chili.

You're a sick man.