MAD Tv is stooopid.
friday nites are for: hey d00ds! I got a 6 pack of Pabst pounders and a bottle of champagne! Let's listen to music really loud and yell snarky comments to each other from 2 inches away, then go to the bars and ditch all these lame-ass froshies! RAWKZERZZ!!
Sat nite fer: yo! just got the h00xupZ from my boy cross town! Wanna smoke a spliff and hit them stixx? I'll tear U up with Georgia Tech vs. Villanova on March Madness 2003 X-box OG.