HOLY crap. PLEASE BUY ME A BEER.

[jeffy]

I think the dynamics of your relationship has probably changed. 

What MJ is saying is that you won't be getting any for awhile, regardless of the outcome of the test.

[ECN]

guess he'll have to start paying now.

most hookers want cash advances...but those are the picky ones.

choose a bashful one....they like to be spanked.

[AzCat]

I think the dynamics of your relationship has probably changed. 

What MJ is saying is that you won't be getting any for awhile, regardless of the outcome of the test.

Which means you might as well be out playing the field.  If you're really lucky you'll get a second chance to sit down and think to youself, "Holy crap!  I almost got stuck spending the rest of my life with that bitch!"   

[sys]

"Phreak is over on the Kittie renegade board scared sh*tless because he might be a dead beat daddy."

http://mb17.scout.com/fkansasinsiderfrm3.showMessageRange?topicID=81440.topic&start=121&stop=133


good to know he is still watching, even if he no longer posts.

[PurplePowerhouse]

Hey Phreak-
Congrats man!  I'm sure the freaking out part will pass soon.  Take it as a postive--at least your boys can swim!  I'm 36, married 11 years, and no kids to show for it.  Be thankful man!  Congrats again.  Let us know when the due date is so we can all send you a big

Maybe you're not doing it right.

 

You mean she can't get pregnant from swallowing?  I'll be damned...

[michigancat]

"Phreak is over on the Kittie renegade board scared sh*tless because he might be a dead beat daddy."

http://mb17.scout.com/fkansasinsiderfrm3.showMessageRange?topicID=81440.topic&start=121&stop=133


good to know he is still watching, even if he no longer posts.

[WildCatzPhreak]

I'm a deadbeat daddy before I even know if I'm a parent?

That silly Ben Michael.  Way ahead of the curve.

[ednksu]

you should drag your girl out of the room by her hair and beat the crap out of her.

NO GLOVE NO LOVE!


Well, congrats anyways.

[KSt8er]

"and possibly hormonal woman"

the answer to which will soon be known.

congrats dude 

[Meatbag]

Good luck......


If you live by this rule:  No condom = No Sex   then you will have nothing to ever worry about. 

[WildCatzPhreak]

Doctors office didn't get the results today like expected.  Now I have to wait til Monday.

I'm happy no matter what.  But crap the anticipation is killing me.

[mjrod]

I wonder if Ben Michael wears an argyle condom.

[ECN]

* only when dry humping wine bottles.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I think the dynamics of your relationship has probably changed. 

What MJ is saying is that you won't be getting any for awhile, regardless of the outcome of the test.

Which means you might as well be out playing the field.  If you're really lucky you'll get a second chance to sit down and think to youself, "Holy @#%$!  I almost got stuck spending the rest of my life with that bitch!"   

Hell, its not like she could get any more pregnant.  Pump away no raincoat necessary. 

At least until she's bloated like a whale.  Cruel trick of nature is that for many women they get very horny in that time.

[WildCatzPhreak]

lol.

contrary to popular belief, this is not an oops baby.  it's not really planned either.

[sys]

contrary to popular belief, this is not an oops baby.  it's not really planned either.

she wanted one, you didn´t?  or she wanted one, but not yours?

[mjrod]

I think he's saying it's not an "OOOPS I forgot to pull out honey" kinda thing..

[WildCatzPhreak]

 

[fatty fat fat]

God that is just weird.

[kougar24]

Congrats! She's a cutie.

[WildCatzPhreak]

Congrats! She's a cutie.

Thanks.

She's a he though.  (I don't know why the clothes look pink, they're actually white.  I think it's the light.)

[ksuno1stunner]

Immediately start him on football, defensive end preferably.

[michigancat]

ugly kid.

[ChiefCatchacold]

 

Immediately start him on football, defensive end preferably.

 

[kougar24]

Congrats! She's a cutie.

Thanks.

She's a he though.  (I don't know why the clothes look pink, they're actually white.  I think it's the light.)

LOL, whoops, sorry. At least you think they look pink too, so I'm not colorblind.

That reminds me of an exchange in The Office:

Pam: Oh, she’s absolutely adorable!
Hannah: He.
Pam: Oh, sorry. He’s — he’s dressed all in pink.
Hannah: That’s his favorite color.
Pam: Oh. That’s fun for him.
Stanley: Fantastic.

[sys]

seems unnecessary.

http://www.overpopulation.org/

[ksu_FAN]

Congrats Phreak. 

I took my oldest son to his first game in Bramlage (Buchanan throw it to OU for the win game) when he was 5 weeks.

[WildCatzPhreak]

Congrats Phreak. 

I took my oldest son to his first game in Bramlage (Buchanan throw it to OU for the win game) when he was 5 weeks.

Thanks.

I'm still considering whether I should take him or if I should give my season tickets to someone else, at least for part of the season.  Starting them early is important(he already has a Freeman jersey,) but dealing with a crying baby might ruin the game for me.

[ksu_FAN]

Congrats Phreak. 

I took my oldest son to his first game in Bramlage (Buchanan throw it to OU for the win game) when he was 5 weeks.

Thanks.

I'm still considering whether I should take him or if I should give my season tickets to someone else, at least for part of the season.  Starting them early is important(he already has a Freeman jersey,) but dealing with a crying baby might ruin the game for me.

Usually that isn't a problem until they are a couple months old.  My boys slept almost that entire game and I usually brought a bottle to give when they got upset.  Plus, you don't need a ticket for him yet.  At least try to take him to a couple.  Of course when I took my boys I usually had the top 15 rows or so in the endzones to myself so I didn't have to worry about bothering anyone.

[Saulbadguy]

I generally don't mind babies at games, but if they start screaming uncontrollably could you please take them to the concourse? TIA.