HOLY crap. PLEASE BUY ME A BEER.

[WildCatzPhreak]

I just found out I'm going to have a child.  Seriously.

[waks]

I just found out I'm going to have a child.  Seriously.

Brandon Rush's reaction when he first found out about it??




Or if this is not a joke, congrats!

[mjrod]

You're not married.  That means.. she's got you!

Congrats to you.  Have a beer on me.

 

[greasd up deaf guy]

If real, congrats. If Rush, hilarious.

[Norm93]

I just found out I'm going to have a child.  Seriously.

So you're sayin' you snuck one passed the goalie. 

 

[WildCatzPhreak]

Nah, it's not a joke.  And you're right.  I'm not married yet.  Although I had plans to go back to K-state after finishing my associates degree.  I don't know what's going on now.  I'm just 21 years old.  Still having that 'HOLY crap' factor.

I guess I'll show B.Rush how it's done, eh?

[mjrod]

You'll make it work.  You just have to be smart about it.   Don't let this end your ambition, just take it along for the ride.  You'll thank me later.

[WildCatzPhreak]

"Huggins wants more students in Bramlage.  Do your part.  Make more students."

 

[stevedave]

Congrats, and though we don't know the sex yet, just remember EMAW.

[waks]

"Huggins wants more students in Bramlage.  Do your part.  Make more students."

 

Was it Claire Coggins?? I remember your avatar  ...

[ksuno1stunner]

Abort that crap.

[kougar24]

Please tell me ksufans.com wasn't the first place you announced this news...

Oh, and make sure you drink that beer in front of your preggers girl, since she can't drink now. Muahahahaaha

[greasd up deaf guy]

Please tell me ksufans.com wasn't the first place you announced this news...

Oh, and make sure you drink that beer in front of your preggers girl, since she can't drink now. Muahahahaaha

[Racquetball_Ninja]

Abort that @#%$.

Congrats WildCatzPhreak, your life is about to change forever but for the better.  If you live in Manhattan PM me, I'll buy you a beer and a shot.

[cireksu]

congrats man. 

gotta love the blessings in disguise.

 

[Pett]

PATERNITY TEST!!!!!! Paternity test!!!!!!!


In the case of 1 year old Angela, WildCatzPhreak you are NOT the father!!!


Congrats on the baby......

[dmartin]

congrats man, and just think, now you can drink her share of beer too.

[jeffy]

Too late now, but you shoulda considered the Pearl Necklace approach.

[pissclams]

This wouldn't of happened if you would have just cornholed her instead.

[chum1]

Your life is over.

[EdHarley]

I just found out I'm going to have a child.  Seriously.

Tom Brady posts on ksufans?

[PurplePowerhouse]

Hey Phreak-
Congrats man!  I'm sure the freaking out part will pass soon.  Take it as a postive--at least your boys can swim!  I'm 36, married 11 years, and no kids to show for it.  Be thankful man!  Congrats again.  Let us know when the due date is so we can all send you a big

[mjrod]

Hey Phreak-
Congrats man!  I'm sure the freaking out part will pass soon.  Take it as a postive--at least your boys can swim!  I'm 36, married 11 years, and no kids to show for it.  Be thankful man!  Congrats again.  Let us know when the due date is so we can all send you a big

Maybe you're not doing it right.

 

[sys]

internet karma is killing ksufans.com.  first rusty, now phreak.

[KSUTOMMY]

Good job! Congratulations! I have two girls 3 and 1 yrs... best thing to ever happen to me! I hope you have a girl... put's things i perspective - sure, you are going to want to rip every guy's genitals off for anything negative they say in front of them... but that goes with the territory. BTW the Tom Brady comment was classic. I thought about the Brandon Rush one, but I came in way too late.

[WildCatzPhreak]

Ugh.  What a rollercoaster ride.

Now we're not sure.  Went to the doctor to find out, and she tested negative.  The doctor said in his 20 years of practicing he's never had someone come in with a positive pregnant test and then their test come up negative.  People have come in with negative tests and ended up being pregnant, but never vice versa.

The blood test comes in tomorrow morning, and I guess that's when we know for sure.  In the meantime, I'm dealing with a very emotional and possibly hormonal woman. 

So much for the "99% accurate" home tests.   

I'm not even sure what I want anymore.  On one hand I want to be "ready" for a child(as ready as you can be) which I'm not quite at the point yet as I still haven't finished my degree and I make just enough money to get by.  On the other hand, I got really excited and changed my mindset completely thinking that I would have a child, and now I kind of like the idea.

[sys]

pray negative.

[mjrod]

Ugh.  What a rollercoaster ride.

Now we're not sure.  Went to the doctor to find out, and she tested negative.  The doctor said in his 20 years of practicing he's never had someone come in with a positive pregnant test and then their test come up negative.  People have come in with negative tests and ended up being pregnant, but never vice versa.

The blood test comes in tomorrow morning, and I guess that's when we know for sure.  In the meantime, I'm dealing with a very emotional and possibly hormonal woman. 

So much for the "99% accurate" home tests.   

I'm not even sure what I want anymore.  On one hand I want to be "ready" for a child(as ready as you can be) which I'm not quite at the point yet as I still haven't finished my degree and I make just enough money to get by.  On the other hand, I got really excited and changed my mindset completely thinking that I would have a child, and now I kind of like the idea.

I've seen lots of women have false positives.  My wife's social network of single women in their 30's and 40's (the need to get pregnant group and the desperate to get pregnant group) has lots of those.

Don't worry, if you don't, no problem, but I think the dynamics of your relationship has probably changed.  We'll keep rooting for you either way.

[dohminator]

Ugh.  What a rollercoaster ride.

Now we're not sure.  Went to the doctor to find out, and she tested negative.  The doctor said in his 20 years of practicing he's never had someone come in with a positive pregnant test and then their test come up negative.  People have come in with negative tests and ended up being pregnant, but never vice versa.

The blood test comes in tomorrow morning, and I guess that's when we know for sure.  In the meantime, I'm dealing with a very emotional and possibly hormonal woman. 

So much for the "99% accurate" home tests.   

I'm not even sure what I want anymore.  On one hand I want to be "ready" for a child(as ready as you can be) which I'm not quite at the point yet as I still haven't finished my degree and I make just enough money to get by.  On the other hand, I got really excited and changed my mindset completely thinking that I would have a child, and now I kind of like the idea.

Nobody ever tells you about the possibility of a false positive, but they do happen.  Let's hope for that.  In the future, wear a rubber. 

[ECN]

 

heres to your penis
it seems to have worked.
all those times in your basement
with all the tugs and the jerks.

so now it wont be long
till you hear screams in the night...
not the ones of pleasure
but dirty diapers of fright.

(ECN original)