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February 18, 2007, 07:44:19 PM
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BullHawkWheel

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What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
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February 18, 2007, 07:45:53 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
my guess is that self's wwwwwwwould...take take take jjjjust a uhhhh, bit uhhhhh long long long long longer.
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We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.
February 18, 2007, 07:48:38 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
yes he would.  probably would need to stop and adjust his toupee also, so that would take up more time
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February 18, 2007, 07:49:03 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
he's bald? no &@#%ing way?
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We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.
February 18, 2007, 07:50:38 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
i know!! i was shocked when i found out.  i felt betrayed and lied to as a fan
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February 18, 2007, 07:54:41 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
For any unbelievers on the toupee issue, I played in a golf tournament last year that Self played in and there is a distinct, very unnatural seam in his hair (or more correctly in the nylon fibers placed on his head).  Also he was sweating profusely right above the ears, but everything else was dry as a bone.
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February 18, 2007, 08:06:43 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
you can also see a shadow at his bangs and its almost like a balcony.  his hair comes out but its horizontal. not curved forward if he had hair.  i think he should make a deal with the players to shed the toupee if/when we win the title.  that would be hilarious.  he needs to embrace the baldness, not hide it.
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February 18, 2007, 08:42:39 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
You stole that from another poster off of the Phog. Lame.  :violin:
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February 18, 2007, 08:44:19 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Self has hair plugs. 

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February 18, 2007, 08:47:28 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Isn't it time you ran back over to the Hen House and whined about something we said here??

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February 19, 2007, 11:55:57 AM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
i have only posted 1 thing from here ever on the phog.  and it was a copy and paste fyi post. 
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February 19, 2007, 11:56:52 AM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
isn't it time you guys stop obsessing with me and start focusing on how much you guys are going to lose tonight?
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February 19, 2007, 12:00:31 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
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isn't it time you guys stop obsessing with me and start focusing on how much you guys are going to lose tonight?

Or maybe its time for you to finally admit how gay you really are. 
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February 19, 2007, 12:21:14 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Self:  "alright guys, I just sucked off the refs, now get out there and foul like you've never fouled before."

Halftime ku-38-----KSU-41

Self:  "the refs aren't calling everything our way, we need to do something to get them back on our side"

Rush: "Coach, during the game in lawrence, I gave them a reacharound when I was on the bench, maybe you or gay ku player can do it this time?"

Self:  "I knew there was another reason I recruited you...son"
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February 19, 2007, 12:26:20 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Heres wondering if BENNECK  will make the box score tonight 0-0-0-0 oh and yes the refs made us blow your asses out by 27  thanks. Im driving all the way to Mancrappin tonight just to watch the arena empty out with 4 minutes left , damn I love that sight... and it happens sooo often :jerkoff: :loly:
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February 19, 2007, 12:27:53 PM
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It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.
February 19, 2007, 12:28:46 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Quote from: Ill b nice on February 19, 2007, 12:26:20 PM
Heres wondering if BENNECK  will make the box score tonight 0-0-0-0 oh and yes the refs made us blow your asses out by 27  thanks. Im driving all the way to Mancrappin tonight just to watch the arena empty out with 4 minutes left , damn I love that sight... and it happens sooo often :jerkoff: :loly:

you're just upset that your e-mail to bill self asking if you can be the reacharound guy went unanswered.
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February 19, 2007, 12:32:21 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Rundown,,, thats a great handle son , that should be your team motto tonight , as your trying to RUNDOWN our  fast break.always one step behind
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February 19, 2007, 12:37:59 PM
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Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
it's okay, have you seen your players try to make uncontested dunks?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3fWwtB9GJ4
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