I've seen some meltdowns in my day, but if you had to rate this one on a weight scale of Nicole Richie to Jabba the Hut, this one's a Mark Mangino (Dennis Miller eat your heart out).
First off, sped wonder, I think you might want to refrain from sticking up for your buddy BMW. He has his own pair of panties hence he doesn't need your diapers. You'll need them later when you've messed yourself over something waks or I have said. I'd think in this situation he's looking to distance himself from you much in the way Paul Reiser distances himself from comedy.
Secondly....personal attacks? Who's the one making it personal? Perhaps you've spent too much time on the phog, where you can seemingly be banned for insults that couldn't bother a five year old. As you've noticed, it's pretty tough to get banned here (impossible?). This ostensibly gives you the freedom to say whatever the hell you want! Due to such wonderfully American bylaws, we get a lot of trolls that run their mouths. Your goal when coming here was to try to get to us. Pure and simple, don't kid yourself. What your point is, albeit inane and juvenile, is that we're making it personal. Last time I checked, calling someone an idiot is a personal attack. Lame and boorish? Yes. But still a personal attack. You and BMW are both guilty of using that term! Hence, you've opened up Pandora's Box on yourself. The problem is, your words and message are so weak that nobody here gives a @#%$! You weakly attempt to dish it but can't take it. If you want to mix it up with likeminded simpletons, head over to a rivals board. You can wacka wacka yourself up over there by surely persistently rattling off numerous boring statistics and someone will come back with the usual "i know you are but what am I?" The only problem is, you'll probably take offense to that too. It's a personal attack.
I'm going to level with you, stoolhawk, you're the one choosing to take things personally. That's right, it's a choice. You can suck it up and grow a pair or tuck your tail between your legs and run back to a ku board.
By the way, I can tell what kind of person BMW is from a message board. I can tell he's not half the vagina you are.
So there it is. If you choose to return to the board after I'm finished peeling what's left of you from the bottom of my shoe, do so. Just stop the whining.
