thats your theory.
fart and relax man. im going to mail you a summer's eve coupon....clean out that sandy vagina.
lets break this down to a level even a dog can understand.
if tom brady is on the field, this is what you get during sideline shots:

with peyton on the field this is what you get:

both of us have considered the options available, and both feel strongly about our decisions.
it's just that you apparently had your scrotum gnawed off by a deranged yellow bellied marmoset.