When a K-State player wakes up in the morning...
Does he ask himself why in the hell he came to Manhattan, KS to go to college?
Does he wake up and wonder which 14-year-old he's going to molest next?
Does he wake up, roll a blunt, and start driving down Aggieville blasting "Thuggish Ruggish Bone?"
Does he take some pain medication to help with his torn ACL?
Does he call Huggins to make sure good ol' Bob didn't get a DUI the night before and will be able to attend practice?
Does he call his former defensive coordinator and ask him to "get crunk?"
Does he call Delonte Hill and ask him for a couple hundred dollars and a new pair of Nike's?
Pot, meet Kettle.