What did Marcus Watts get arrested for?

[ksuno1stunner]

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[Racquetball_Ninja]

Arm tackling.

[QuinnMac]

Arm tackling.

Oh, Burn!
 

[Snakehead05]

He raped El Roberson.

[RonLongshaft]

you cant rape the willing duh

[BrotherDDay]

No proof of insurance and driving on a suspended license while committing battery (using his Hyundai as a weapon to run over a campus parking nazi).

[Dirty Sanchez]

Who hasn't assaulted a parking nazi?

[Iceberg]

Are you sure he wasn't trying to crawl through the Taco Bell drive-thru window? Oh wait, wrong school.

[sonofdaxjones]

Nothing.

Albeit some of the rumors reported above could be true.

[FBWillie]

Marcus Watts did not get arrested.  White people in general don't get arrested.  If he was seen in the back of a police car, it was because the officers were giving this fine young man a ride to the veterans hospital to read books to the elderly.

[pwrcatjd49]

The police heard the name Marcus Watts and assumed it was a black male. They show up and no black people are at the scene. They share a laugh with the people there and they leave. Simple as that.

[RonLongshaft]

no no no you got it all wrong.

they showed up cause they heard it was not a black man, stunned and in disbelief the po-lice hurried to get there only to find out that no crime had been commited it was all a big misunderstanding.

[FBWillie]

Actually, I heard he spent the remainder of his $1100 on some gummy bears and a 12 year old prostitute.

[pwrcatjd49]

Actually, I heard he spent the remainder of his $1100 on some gummy bears and a 12 year old prostitute.

Those are some expensive gummy bears. You sure it wasn't Swedish Fish?