*Limit message board time.
*Stress me out.
*They are hard.
*Make my weiner limp.
*Give me acid reflux from the collective 475 liters of mt. dew, pepsi, coke, red bull and 500 cartons of cigarettes
*My ear hurts.
*The only other people in the library right now are Asian or homeless.
*Should be able to negotiate terms (no finals on friday or before 2pm). Maybe need to hire Scot Boras?
*My Bold and Daring 4.0 pre-season strategy comes up .82 short.
*My schedule wasn't even that hard.
*Skipped more classes than
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*Interrupted my X-Box 360 plasma drive campaign.
*Makes me think thoughts like: "Maybe if I let donnie hit me in the face with his George Brett signature Louisville Slugger then I could get my Earth in Action final pushed back!"
*On the way to the library saw a guy puking on into a campus trash can while his drunk friend took pictures and shouted encouragement and I thought: "that should be me!"
*No one even knows what Dead Week even means. Rumor has it that it was created many moons ago to provide a week of studying BEFORE finals week to allow students the option of not shooting themselves in the face after their fourth final. Now it is known as "project week" and serves as a sadistic initiation into the hell that is finals.
*People that actually went to class and locked up their "A" early say snarky things like "studying pretty hard, huh? You should take it easy."
