Greetings Jayhawk neighbors! I am sure that you don't quite share the same level of anticipation for this Saturday's contest as me and my fellow charming and athletic KSU fans do. After all, most knowledgeable college football experts agree that KSU is a lock to dominate the game with superior athletes possessing amazing speed, awesome strength, and angry dispositions; mastermind coaching by legend in the making Ron Prince; and terrific Wildcat spirit provided by one of the premier fan bases in existence.Conversely, the Jayhawk football program is in shabby shape well personified by the robust gut of your portly head coach. There is a great deal of cheating, many below average athletes with poor coordination, questionable coaching, loutish fans, and the perpetual yoke of imminent sub .500 winning percentage that you pass beneath yet again this November. Some might argue that KSU fans should take joy in your misery. Personally, you have often made me upset by outrageously questioning the greatness of Wildcat football, littering with your Starbucks cups and Zima bottles, mocking my purple died powercat jeans with bedazzled racing stripes down the leg, or forever driving too slowly in the left hand lane.Yet I do not hold a grudge because for great awesomeness to exist, great lameness must exist as well. Would KSU football be appreciated as fully as it should be if we Wildcats could not look down the road and see ku? Perhaps an Olympian Josh Freeman hurling of the football would travel the same great distance, but is it not that much more impressive when compared to a Kerry Meier sissy toss? Ian Campbell might rack up the same unmatched number of quarterback sacks, but without a ku defense to compare it to, would folks be able to tell if that was just decent or is it astonishing (which it is)?In return for this valuable service, I welcome you Jayhawks to vicariously experience the joy of KSU football as we march into postseason play again. Maybe you can pretend you are doing the Wabash cannonball or roaring a mighty Wildcat "first down" in your mind when you are feeling blue after being teased about your athletic teams and inferior education. Certainly, you can give a thumb up to your KSU neighbors and employers and congratulate us on our success and provide an earnest and well deserved "thank you" for bringing more respect and pride to the great state of Kansas. I would personally suggest doing pushups like Willie after we score our many touchdowns. This would give you some KSU spirit and also the exercise might help with the typical Jayhawk's poor physical fitness and resulting poor self image. Outstanding!EMAW!
KSU prediction: Excellence
Can someone fill me in on the whole Fake SuperPurpleCat schtick?
Normal teams look at KSU and see a victory that will get them the national spotlight, so it is almost like our opponents are +5 versus what you have to face as a team which doesn't inspire any element of awe. Yes, even ku will benefit from this effect. With a little Powercat aura spilling over to your squad, you most likely could best a MAC team like Tulsa on Saturday. It won't be near enough to handle a Ron Prince coached team, though.
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