Didn't he die awhile back?
How can you ever tell if a ku fan has died?
Do pizzas stop getting delivered?
Do Slurpee machines freeze up at the 7-11?
Do Mizzou fans have to salt the fries?
When you can't smell any more Patchouli.
When the bums move on to another city.
When you don't hear "wait until basketball season."
Side question: would they all do the rock chalk chant at a Hawker's funeral.