Author Comment for: Dear Texas Longhorns:
milt21jumpstreet
Coaching Legend
Dear Texas Longhorns:
Posted: 11/7/06 3:18:56 pm
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I am sure many of you are aware that you owe us big after "Charles Gordongate". We are now asking that your football teams destroys Kansas State by at least 80 points, and humilates them to the point that they never want to play football again, or at least for the next 7 days after your game with them. Please?
If you do not comply, Bill Self will have no choice but to tell Mario Chalmers and Brandon Rush to make every three-pointer against your stinky basketball team as we crush you without mercy in Lawrence this Spring. Also, Richie Price will find a way to ruin your baseball season with somne upset wins, and a bunch of us will slash a bunch of tires with Texas license plates and urinate on the Alamo while singing "Crazy Train".
Your friends,
The Kansas Jayhawk
