Has anyone had the stomach flu going around?

[hillwalking03]

Good god, I became so dehydrated I had to go to the hospital to get IVs.  It snuck up on me too, in the morning I was fine, but later that night I was spewing out of both ends.  7 days later and I'm down 8 pounds.

[pissclams]

i do not want to go to there.  haven't heard one is going around KC area.

[ECN]

Good god, I became so dehydrated I had to go to the hospital to get IVs.  It snuck up on me too, in the morning I was fine, but later that night I was spewing out of both ends.  7 days later and I'm down 8 pounds.

i had it last night, parts of today. could have been the burger i had last night...or could be the idiots i work with not washing hands all the time. I didnt have the double dragon, just the ass throwing up.

[bigDcat]

i &@#%ing hate when people start talking like this. makes me feel sick even if not.

[ECN]

i fracking hate when people start talking like this. makes me feel sick even if not.

it was like my ass was sneezing.

[The1BigWillie]

I had what I thought to be E.(thanks Sys) Coli from the night of Dec 25th to Dec 27th.  Basically horrible stomach pain, dehydration (not peeing), no fever, headaches, SPRAYING out my ass.  Literally spraying like spraying brown piss out my ass every 20 or 30 minutes.  Felt like throwing up the first night/day but held back (ninja training) and just stuck to spraying (literally wet mud SPRAYING out of my ass) every so often. 

I made some chili to make things more fun.

[ECN]

i once woke someone up with volatile ass heavings from a dead sleep.

1. yes i was in the bathroom
2. yes it was after all you can eat chili from Wendy's™
3. yes, it was awesome

after awhile it was like i was crapting needles and glass shards. not fun. it was more fun when it was in the QuikCrete™ stages.

[KSUCBR1K]

I suffered through this a week ago.  Threw up a few times, but then it was just hershey squirts for the next 36 hours.  uhg!

[Thin Blue Line]

Daughter is home from school with it. Personally, I feel like crap, but not bad enough to skip work. 

[yoga-lika_abana]

Daughter is home from school with it. Personally, I feel like crap, but not bad enough to skip work. 

Don't you just sit all day in a car or a doughut shop anyways?

[Thin Blue Line]

Daughter is home from school with it. Personally, I feel like crap, but not bad enough to skip work. 

Don't you just sit all day in a car or a doughut shop anyways?

No. A desk, or anywhere I want to. Sometimes it's nice to be the boss.

[GoldbrickGangBoss]

Great thread.

Would read again.

[hemmy]

No, but Pizza Shuttle has given me an ungodly case of constipation

[Weird Roberts foam finger]

I think it's Kansas' revenge or something.  Went back home for the holidays and ended up spraying out both ends for 24 hours or so.

May or may not be related:  Have had a bloody nose ever since.  Keep blowing out bloody snot rockets.  Am somewhat troubled by this (not to the level of SYS' ass cancer, but whatevs).

[Thin Blue Line]

I think it's Kansas' revenge or something.  Went back home for the holidays and ended up spraying out both ends for 24 hours or so.

May or may not be related:  Have had a bloody nose ever since.  Keep blowing out bloody snot rockets.  Am somewhat troubled by this (not to the level of SYS' ass cancer, but whatevs).

Ya might wanna see a doctor. Not saying anything bad is wrong, but can you say "ebola"?