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December 25, 2009, 12:49:53 PM
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A scarf and a French press coffee maker. 

I've reached the age where I'm getting a scarf for Christmas?  Wtf? :flush:  French press coffee maker?  I don't even like coffee. :confused:

Looking forward to next year when I get Old Spice after shave... :cyclist:
Here's hoping that Clams is chillin' with someone cool up in that big EMAW in the sky. RIP Clams, RIP.

December 25, 2009, 01:01:55 PM
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bacon-flavored toothpicks... :woot:

December 25, 2009, 01:06:17 PM
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our big Christmas isn't until Jan 2nd,  but one year my aunt gave me a bathroom candle set. She said it would match her bathroom perfectly! WTF? She acted like she wanted me to give it back to her so I toke it home and gave it to my mom. It would of went well in my college house in manhattan... the whole keystone light theme in our bathroom.

December 25, 2009, 03:28:03 PM
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My wife and parents totally screwed up this year all I got was
A Benelli 12 gauge
Black KSU nike polo
Armani cologne
$500 to Dicks


December 25, 2009, 04:13:05 PM
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our big Christmas isn't until Jan 2nd, 

Eastern Orthodox?  :dunno:

December 25, 2009, 04:15:22 PM
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My wife and parents totally screwed up this year all I got was
A Benelli 12 gauge
Black KSU nike polo
Armani cologne
$500 to Dicks



Jesus.  I'll trade you dude!

December 25, 2009, 04:19:10 PM
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A scarf and a French press coffee maker. 

I've reached the age where I'm getting a scarf for Christmas?  Wtf? :flush:  French press coffee maker?  I don't even like coffee. :confused:

Looking forward to next year when I get Old Spice after shave... :cyclist:

French press coffee :love:

December 25, 2009, 04:39:54 PM
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our big Christmas isn't until Jan 2nd, 

Eastern Orthodox?  :dunno:

i'm the youngest of 6 kinds and I'm 23 so everyone else is married off with kids, so they have there own deals on christmas day.

December 25, 2009, 05:00:33 PM
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My wife and parents totally screwed up this year all I got was

$500 to Dicks



 :nono:

December 25, 2009, 05:07:51 PM
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mom got me and my brother glenn beck's "Arguing with Idiots". 

Apparently we were the idiots.  :dunno:

December 25, 2009, 05:14:37 PM
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mom got me and my brother glenn beck's "Arguing with Idiots". 

Apparently we were the idiots.  :dunno:

Now read it and try to understand how the idiots think.

December 25, 2009, 06:39:39 PM
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mom got me and my brother glenn beck's "Arguing with Idiots". 

Apparently we were the idiots.  :dunno:

Now read it and try to understand how the idiots think.

Introspection is not an idiot's strong suit.

December 25, 2009, 08:00:15 PM
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our big Christmas isn't until Jan 2nd, 

Eastern Orthodox?  :dunno:

i'm the youngest of 6 kinds and I'm 23 so everyone else is married off with kids, so they have there own deals on christmas day.


I thought you were 24??

December 25, 2009, 08:05:51 PM
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my bad... at this age whos counting, amirite?

December 25, 2009, 08:29:03 PM
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from my redneck nascar loving uncle...


adidas?!?!?!?  :curse:

December 25, 2009, 08:43:38 PM
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our big Christmas isn't until Jan 2nd,  but one year my aunt gave me a bathroom candle set. She said it would match her bathroom perfectly! WTF? She acted like she wanted me to give it back to her so I toke it home and gave it to my mom. It would of went well in my college house in manhattan... the whole keystone light theme in our bathroom.


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It's not how you play it's the final score...

December 25, 2009, 10:25:44 PM
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from my redneck nascar loving uncle...


adidas?!?!?!?  :curse:


Pretty sure Adidas got involved with Junior because of the DEI trademark extended E on the sides of the car. Matches perfectly with Adidas.

Also, is fff your uncle?  :love: :love:
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December 25, 2009, 11:19:59 PM
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December 26, 2009, 01:11:45 AM
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Emawbin shirt. Completely came out of nowhere.  :love:

December 26, 2009, 10:58:42 AM
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Every year my brother's wife's family gives me something that makes me way "WTF". One year they gave me a CU blanket: 1. I'm a KSU fan so that's a no no and #2. I don't even live in Colorado. I guess it is to be understood since I basically see them one day out of the year and I guess somehow they got the hint so they just got me a simple gift card this year.
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December 26, 2009, 03:43:55 PM
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A scarf and a French press coffee maker. 

I've reached the age where I'm getting a scarf for Christmas?  Wtf? :flush:  French press coffee maker?  I don't even like coffee. :confused:

Looking forward to next year when I get Old Spice after shave... :cyclist:

French press coffee :love:

QFT.  This dude has no idea what he's missing out on.

December 26, 2009, 04:34:52 PM
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December 26, 2009, 05:20:32 PM
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Whoa, d00d! You got yourself a collector's item. Some of these go for $100 on ebay......



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December 26, 2009, 10:20:04 PM
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I got food poisoning and sprayed Christmas dinner out of my ass for 2 hours at 5 o'clock this morning.

December 27, 2009, 05:47:48 AM
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I think we have a winner!!

December 27, 2009, 08:13:22 PM
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crazy; I gave my wife an "outrageous creature that came alive in here hands".



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December 27, 2009, 08:14:21 PM
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I got food poisoning and sprayed Christmas dinner out of my ass for 2 hours at 5 o'clock this morning.

are you a weather man?
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December 28, 2009, 06:20:28 PM
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A clock I mentioned that I thought was cool walking through bed bath & beyond last January. I guess my grandparents went out and bought it the next day (I do like it, just had no idea it was coming).

Also, Kazzu oven mits/hot pad combo. I'm 20 (as of today) and live with grandparents (oven mit/hot pad enthusiasts).

December 28, 2009, 11:44:46 PM
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A clock I mentioned that I thought was cool walking through bed bath & beyond last January. I guess my grandparents went out and bought it the next day (I do like it, just had no idea it was coming).

Also, Kazzu oven mits/hot pad combo. I'm 20 (as of today) and live with grandparents (oven mit/hot pad enthusiasts).

Sorry bout your luck there buddy.  Good news is that you no longer have to fear Hell's inferno.  Probably a real sweet set-up compared to your living arrangements. Can't imagine how bad it is having to tune out your grandma's moans emanating from their bedroom when your granddaddy is five-holing her.   :eek:
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