Who's in your five for 2010?

[stormnut]

1. john wooden - dude is an ad for gravity
2. Andy Rooney - Only God and his doctor truly know what Andy Rooney’s blood pressure is, but years and years of wild bloviations and tasteless ranting have left this nearly ninety year old man looking like a cross between Blue from Old School and Brooks from The Shawshank Redemption, not the best of signs considering both those characters died.
3. Peter Falk - Currently battling old people’s kryptonite, as I call it, TV’s Columbo has an evidence locker full of ailments and problems, probably set on by living life for eighty-one years (not opium). I got a chance to meet Falk once, and he seemed like a hell of a nice guy. Unfortunately, you can’t kill death with kindness. Besides, you didn’t expect him to be able to read you stories every night for the rest of your life, did you, Fred Savage?
4. Artie Lange - There are two types of fat guys in Hollywood: Chris Farley on his first season of Saturday Night Live and Chris Farley in Almost Heroes, John Candy in Blues Brothers and John Candy in Wagons East, Fatty Arbuckle before the rape scandal and Fatty Arbuckle after the rape scandal. Artie Lange has been batting above his Dirty Work days for years. Add the extra pounds with recent reports he’s stopped seeing a drug counselor and missed some work on The Howard Stern Show, and things don’t look peachy for the man who mused in a recent stand-up special on how much money he could have gotten in Vegas for outliving Heath Ledger.
5. Chuck Berry - Predating the Beatles rise to stardom, Chuck Berry founded Rock N Roll and ended up in jail three times. He’s outlived Elvis, Bo Diddley, and nearly everyone of his rivals, but like Beethoven, he’ll roll over soon enough.

Good list although I don't think Wooden will ever die. 

[phicat1448]

1. Dennis Rodman
2. Tiger Woods
3. Kim Jong-il
4. That dude from Man vs. Food
5. Lil Wayne

[pwrcat1]

1. John Madden
2. Jack Nicholson 
3. Danny Devito
4. Ed Asner
5. Kirk Douglas

[Lamesauce]

1. David Letterman
2. Chris Matthews
3. Jimmy Carter
4. James Earl Jones
5. Hugh Hefner

[Pete]

1.  Lee Corso
2.  Steve Jobs
3.  Steven St. John 
4.  Owen Wilson
5.  James Earl Jones

[The1BigWillie]

1. Bob Barker
2. Cloris Leachman
3. Urban Meyer
4. Rush Limbaugh
5. Gary Busey

[jeffy]

RIP - Casey Johnson, 30, the heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, 'fiancee' of reality star Tila Tequila and daughter of N.Y. Jets owner.

Cause - 

[Pete]

Cause - 

That's bullcrap.

[jeffy]

Cause - 

That's bullcrap.

I didn't feel like searching for a meth/heroine/cocaine/scrips emoticon.

[jeffy]

Missed it by that much: Artie Lange

May as well call him dead.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/stern_sidekick_in_suicide_try_5m9Hwhn1OvpONlzbsiW3oJ

[Dirty Sanchez]

Missed it by that much: Artie Lange

May as well call him dead.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/stern_sidekick_in_suicide_try_5m9Hwhn1OvpONlzbsiW3oJ

Chupa gets thrown out at the plate on close play.  No run for him.

[jeffy]

Miep Gies, the office secretary who defied the Nazi occupiers to hide Anne Frank and her family for two years and saved the teenager's diary, has died, the Anne Frank Museum said Tuesday. She was 100.

[jeffy]

RIP Teddy Pendergrass

[BamBam83]

RIP Gaines Adams, Bears d-end, former top 5 pick of the Buccaneers. Age 26, no one would have saw this one coming. So sad.

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=4833908

[cyclist]

Ali Hassan al-Majid, 'Chemical Ali', was executed by hanging on 25 January 2010.

[ECN]

Missed it by that much: Artie Lange

May as well call him dead.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/stern_sidekick_in_suicide_try_5m9Hwhn1OvpONlzbsiW3oJ

Chupa gets thrown out at the plate on close play.  No run for him.

damn. SO CLOSE!