Christmas Death Storm 2009

[Rick Daris]

I eat worse storms than this for breakfast 

I poop worse storms than this for breakfast.   

i eat poop for breakfast. this storm is really lame.  

Question. If you eat poop, does it looks exactly the same when you poop it back out? Or does it look like some new kind of poop we've seen before? I wonder if it would be anything like a twice baked potato.

yeah they look exactly the same. exactly. i took a poop first think in the morning once about a year ago and accidentally mistook it for my breakfast. we sure had some good laughs about that one. 

[WillieWannabe]

Changed my mind, Definitely going to be some good snow outta this. Gonna be fun, BigWillie.

[The1BigWillie]

Changed my mind, Definitely going to be some good snow outta this. Gonna be fun, BigWillie.

I hope you fall in the snow and get slush on your balls.

[royalswild]

Folks in the Dakota's are &@#%ed.  I mean seriously &@#%ed.  Up to 25 inches of snow holly crap.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

2 nights of suffering through kansas newscasts have been great entertainment.  KAKE's continual "Winter Blast!" thing is hilarious.  I went outside without a coat today  (felt pretty tough)

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Not a single flake in my exclusive gated community.  Do I still have to pay the ku law grad who shovels my drive if it doesn't snow?  Seems like the nice thing to do on holidays...

[stormnut]

 
URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TOPEKA KS
313 PM CST THU DEC 24 2009

KSZ022-036-037-250515-
/O.UPG.KTOP.WW.Y.0011.000000T0000Z-091226T0000Z/
/O.NEW.KTOP.BZ.W.0002.091224T2113Z-091226T0000Z/
RILEY-GEARY-MORRIS-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...MANHATTAN...JUNCTION CITY
313 PM CST THU DEC 24 2009

...BLIZZARD WARNING IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM CST FRIDAY...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN TOPEKA HAS ISSUED A BLIZZARD
WARNING...WHICH IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM CST FRIDAY. THE WINTER
WEATHER ADVISORY IS NO LONGER IN EFFECT.

* TIMING...HEAVY SNOW WILL CONTINUE THROUGH THE NIGHT.

* TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATIONS...SNOWFALL ACCUMULATIONS OF 6 TO 10 INCHES
  WILL BE POSSIBLE BY FRIDAY AFTERNOON...WITH LOCALLY HIGHER
  AMOUNTS POSSIBLE.

* WIND...NORTH WIND WILL INCREASE TO 35 TO 40 MPH WITH GUSTS AS
  HIGH AS 50 MPH TONIGHT AND FRIDAY. THIS WILL RESULT IN REDUCED
  VISIBILITY UNDER ONE QUARTER MILE TO NEAR ZERO AT TIMES..WITH
  BLIZZARD CONDITIONS.

* WIND CHILL...WIND CHILL READINGS WILL BE FROM FIVE TO FIFTEEN
  BELOW ZERO ON FRIDAY.

* IMPACTS...TRAVEL WILL BECOME EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TONIGHT THROUGH
  FRIDAY. DRIFTING OF SNOW ACROSS ROADWAYS IS LIKELY.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

REMEMBER...A BLIZZARD WARNING MEANS SEVERE WINTER WEATHER
CONDITIONS ARE IMMINENT OR HIGHLY LIKELY. ANY TRAVEL IS STRONGLY DISCOURAGED.
IF YOU LEAVE THE SAFETY OF BEING INDOORS...YOU ARE PUTTING YOUR
LIFE AT RISK

[krazykat]

bring it on.

[Pete]

Pulled the &@#%ing rig into the driveway an hour ago from my trip back from Topeka to KC. 

This Death Storm can eat a mother &@#%ing dick, when it comes to KTA travel.

However, 435 is a &@#%ing mess.

Godspeed,

EMAW.

[PowercatPat]

Just got home from Lawrence  . K-10 is almost impossible to drive on . We were going 30 mph the whole way home to KC so it took us about 1 hr and 35 minutes to drive home, which is 1 hr longer than it normally takes. We saw several wrecks along the way and we could barely see the road in front of us so I would recommend not to get out if you don't have to. Stay safe ksu fans!

[flatlander]

Pretty crappy outside in sek, snow and 40+mph winds. 

[Thin Blue Line]

Wife has gotten stuck. Twice. FML.     

[lynchmobrules]

Wife has gotten stuck. Twice. FML.     

Dood teach her how to drive in the snow.

[Thin Blue Line]

Wife has gotten stuck. Twice. FML.     

Dood teach her how to drive in the snow.

That old dog don't learn new tricks.

[JTKSU]

Wife has gotten stuck. Twice. FML.     

Dood teach her how to drive in the snow.

&@#% that.  Tell her to get her bitch ass back in the kitchen.