How incredibly stupid do you have to be to go to Utah? That place absolutely sux.
Jacoby - "Hey dude, you wanna go grab a beer at the bar?"
White Mormon - "Dude, there aren't any bars"
Jacoby - "Oh well lets go pick up some hooch at the liquor store"
White Mormon - "There aren't any of those either"
Jacoby - "Crap, well lets go meet some young ladies"
White Mormon - "Dude, all the young ladies are married to some guy, who's married to 4 other young ladies"
Jacoby - "WTF!!!! What are we supposed to do?"
White Mormon - "We drink a bunch of caffeine free 7-up, get high on sugar, then walk around for 2 years selling a book written by a dude who swears the Garden of Eden is in Gallatin, Missouri"