You know what holiday I think is weird? Colombus day. When I moved to the east coast, everyone's like "hey no work on Monday. It's Colombus Day."
WTF am I supposed to do on Colombus Day. "Discover" and claim my neighbor's back yard and give him smallpox? Whose idea was Colombus day? How the &@#% does a badass like Washington not get his own day, but freakin' Colombus does? I'm amazing the indigenous populations even allow us to keep celebrating that whole thing. As I remember, it did not really pan out well for them.
From now on, I'm celebrating Leif Ericson Day on Colombus Day (or whoever that red Viking was that landed in Canada, cross-bred with penguins and spawned the Eskimo people). A Viking holiday would be so much cooler.