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Author Topic: Which Potential uk Coach Provides the Funniest Potential Fodder?  (Read 1276 times)

December 10, 2009, 12:02:03 PM
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SkinnyBenny

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And what could we call them?  Hmm.

Turner Gill.   Turnnnerrr.....Gill.  We could call him.....Gurner Till?  Turner "Fish" Gill?

Tommy Tuber-ville.....Tommy Potatoberg

Skip Holtz........Skip To My Lou Holth?

Tim Brewster.....We could call him....Jim Bruer.  Or Punky Brewster.  Or.....the most hilarious hire ever.


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December 10, 2009, 12:04:53 PM
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No matter who it is, the LOL factor will be so much lower than the previous coach.  It's such a letdown to have the original "Skinny" fired.


December 10, 2009, 12:05:08 PM
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December 10, 2009, 12:05:31 PM
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And what could we call them?  Hmm.

Turner Gill.   Turnnnerrr.....Gill.  We could call him.....Gurner Till?  Turner "Fish" Gill?

Tommy Tuber-ville.....Tommy Potatoberg

Skip Holtz........Skip To My Lou Holth?

Tim Brewster.....We could call him....Jim Bruer.  Or Punky Brewster.  Or.....the most hilarious hire ever.


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I walk out of that tunnel in this building and the passion of our fans, just gets me going. I mean just gives me an adrenaline rush that you guys just don't understand. - Frank Martin

December 10, 2009, 12:13:41 PM
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December 10, 2009, 12:19:02 PM
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Gill.  He is a mediocre coach, he is very religious and he is a minority.  ku fans hate all 3 of those things.

December 10, 2009, 12:27:05 PM
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I'm thinking mostly name jabs here, people, like turning Mangino into Mangina or Fatgino.


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December 10, 2009, 12:37:48 PM
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December 10, 2009, 12:44:27 PM
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December 10, 2009, 12:47:18 PM
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December 10, 2009, 01:20:13 PM
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Still working on this one...

Reverend Gill will TURNER you into a fisher of men (gotta get the gay joke in there).

December 10, 2009, 01:26:29 PM
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« Last Edit: December 10, 2009, 01:30:43 PM by SkinnyBenny »


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December 10, 2009, 01:31:14 PM
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If only Houston Nutt hadn't removed himself from consideration, we could have made lots of DEEZ NUTTS references.
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December 10, 2009, 01:40:35 PM
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Meh, everything has already been done with Nutt.


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December 10, 2009, 02:27:39 PM
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December 10, 2009, 02:31:40 PM
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December 10, 2009, 02:49:16 PM
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December 10, 2009, 03:07:00 PM
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December 10, 2009, 03:13:05 PM
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All you have to do for Skip Holtz is to call him Skippy.  That's funny by itself.

December 10, 2009, 03:23:00 PM
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December 10, 2009, 05:36:25 PM
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December 10, 2009, 05:40:45 PM
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December 10, 2009, 05:59:28 PM
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And what could we call them?  Hmm.

Turner Gill.   Turnnnerrr.....Gill.  We could call him.....Gurner Till?  Turner "Fish" Gill?

Tommy Tuber-ville.....Tommy Potatoberg

Skip Holtz........Skip To My Lou Holth?

Tim Brewster.....We could call him....Jim Bruer.  Or Punky Brewster.  Or.....the most hilarious hire ever.


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turner gill me a break

tommy tuberville out of my face

skip is holtzible

tim brewster

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December 10, 2009, 08:11:54 PM
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Does Gill beat his wife? Kids? if so, then => Ike (Turner) :dunno: meh
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December 10, 2009, 08:43:19 PM
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December 10, 2009, 10:51:45 PM
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And what could we call them?  Hmm.

Turner Gill.   Turnnnerrr.....Gill.  We could call him.....Gurner Till?  Turner "Fish" Gill?

Tommy Tuber-ville.....Tommy Potatoberg

Skip Holtz........Skip To My Lou Holth?

Tim Brewster.....We could call him....Jim Bruer.  Or Punky Brewster.  Or.....the most hilarious hire ever.


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Are u a comedian in real life??  :love:

December 11, 2009, 07:01:51 AM
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Token Gill?
“My arm gets tired from doing this,” said coach Bill Snyder, waving his arm.

December 11, 2009, 07:26:08 AM
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A  Fusker Leads All Chickens. Call Gil aflac.
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December 11, 2009, 09:35:27 AM
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